Open Caption: The Vampire Diaries Heats Things Up

As I sifted through your comments from yesterday's contest, I was struck by one inescapable question: Is there anything I wouldn't do for a pancake right now? Seriously, look at those stacks of them in the background of yesterday's photo. I guess I should stop skipping breakfast. Here are the winners from our Pee-wee-flavored Top Chef challenge:


From Geek_Queen:
Pee-wee: "Okay, chefs, Miss Yvonne is coming over soon, so beat it!"


From ToddMurray:
Pee-wee: "If you love pancakes so much, why don't you marry them??"


From zackman418:
Pee-wee: "Everyone calls him Morpheus now, but on MY show he was a gay black cowboy!"


Today's Image: The Vampire Diaries
In tonight's episode of TVD, appropriately titled "Bringing Out the Dead," Klaus hosts a dinner party that Stefan and Damon attend, but the 'intimate gathering' gets real dark, real quick. The still below features Stefan, some girl, and... a little bit of Klaus. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Feb 04, 2012
Klaus: Oh yes stefan ..... you know I like it hot
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Feb 03, 2012
No! You'll burn the pizza!
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Feb 03, 2012
Please, sir, that's not how you make s'mores.
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Feb 03, 2012
Stefan: NO!! The show's last chance of having a normal antagonist!

Klaus: Let's go Stefan...it's all about me and my family now.
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Feb 03, 2012
Stefan: Not my hair product!!!!
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Feb 03, 2012
Stefan: I swear it wasn't me! Damon made me do it!
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Feb 03, 2012
Stefan: Sorry I didnt mean to crash your dinner party! Can work this out some other way? Like my hand for your coffin? No? Elena?
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Feb 03, 2012
When Klaus suggested they try out being sparkling vampires, Stefan decided he rather burn.
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Feb 03, 2012
Stephan: Not My PRECIOUS! MY PRECIOUS!!!!!

Damon: Its a Little Late to be playing Dungeon and Hobbits Stephan
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Feb 03, 2012
Stephan : NO ! The complete collection of "LOST"!

Damon : Nah , it is just the 6th season boxset .....leave it over there!
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Feb 03, 2012
Klaus: hot potatoes ready for you, go get em... And don't you dare say, I serve cold food again...!
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Feb 03, 2012
Stephan: NOO! You forgot the Floo Powder!!!

(Damon is turned to ashes)

Klaus: Don't worry, you can have one of my brothers; I have plenty to go around.
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Feb 03, 2012
I apologize for the HP repeat. It was the first thing that came to my mind, and I didn't scroll down till after I posted it.
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Feb 03, 2012
Stefan: LANAA! LANAAA!!

Klaus: Easy there bro. You're drunk.

Stefan: I'm just so excited. Archer's on tonight!
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Feb 03, 2012
Klaus : i love my vampire on the grill , now show me your Ham , i mean hand !
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Feb 03, 2012
They did it in Game of Thrones, that means I'll be ok
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Feb 03, 2012
No! My marshmallow fell in the fire! Why God? WHY?!
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Feb 03, 2012
In time-honored Price Peterson tradition: "Is it Friday yet?"
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Feb 03, 2012
Or the other Price Peterson classic: "RIP this girl 2012-2012"
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Feb 03, 2012
Stefan: Oh noooo! I gotta save my Elvis memorabilia!
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Feb 03, 2012
Stefan: YOU FORGOT THE FLOO POWDER!!!!! AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!
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Feb 03, 2012
no way! I was just going to write something along those lines! Harry potter minds think alike :)
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Feb 03, 2012
NEED. FIRE. FOR. THE. RAIN.
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Feb 03, 2012
The first experiment after the vampires learned that sunlight burns, to see what else burns.
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Feb 03, 2012
Girl: Uh Uh, none of this until you warm those hands!!!

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Feb 03, 2012
Oh my God - They killed Buffy! You B******s!
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Feb 03, 2012
Stefan's Dramatic Scene - Take 37 - Stefan screams 'Nooo! I m too cool for school'
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Feb 03, 2012
My precious!!!!!!!
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Feb 03, 2012
Stefan don't! You just had a manicure!
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Feb 03, 2012
Stephan: NOO! That's my favourite bottle of styling wax!!



Damon: It's gone bro, it's gone.
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Feb 03, 2012
Dissapointed that I got the owner of the floating arm wrong. But I stand by the quote.
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Feb 03, 2012
Excellent!
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Feb 03, 2012
I wanna marry this caption!
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