Remember the time I led Parks and Recreation fans astray by suggesting there'd be a new, exciting episode when there wasn't? I do, because it was yesterday, and I'm terribly disappointed in myself. As you mull over whether or not to forgive me, please enjoy these winning captions from yesterday's contest:
From movieblogger:
Dave: "So... have you traveled to the Whiz Palace lately?"
From Loooooooooooost:
Dave: "I'm not supposed to be here right now... I'll come back next week."
[Ed. Note: Nice.]
From Miz_Tasha:
Dave: "Leslie, I need a clear answer. If I get the raspberry cheesecake, will you have some?"
Today's Image: The Walking Dead
It's baaaaaack! (It really is.) The Walking Dead returns Sunday with "Nebraska," an episode that will apparently feature Shane (Jon Bernthal) sitting and thinking about a few things. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!
No!! I do not have a bra on underneath!
Dag nab it, this was my favorite shirt.
I hope Walter White survives his cancer scare.
Huh. I wonder if that creepy-lookin' dog over there wants to play. Here, pooch!
Shane: I so miss Otis, that guy could really run.
Shane : I wonder if Zombies Meat taste like chicken !
Shane(mumbling sarcastic): "....and don't come back til you get it right!"
To self: Come on Shane, you can do this, the rabbit goes around the tree.....
Already got Lori and Andrea... so who should I go for next? Meg or Carol??
Shane: "Hmm, maybe driving around in an bright-blue truck isn't the best way to hide from zombies?"
Shane: *sniff sniff* I think i stepped in horse sh*t
'Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow'
Shane: (muttering to himself): I am as cool as Mike Rowe...I am as cool as Mike Rowe..
Shane finds out that House is being cancelled.
Shane: Will this bandanna make my baldness less noticeable?
Maybe that kid's mine.... How will we work it out?
Shane: Where's Chuck Norris when you need him?
Shane: I should've had a V8!
Shane - I kill more zombies before breakfast than most people kill all day.
I'm sooo lonely..
What should my next asshole move be?
"Man... I'm so bummed there was no Parks and Rec this week."
Shane: Bitches, man....
Shane: What am I gonna do now.... I dun shot all'em zombies in da barn...
Time Out
Shane: I thought painting this truck a ridiculously bright sky blue would be the distraction I needed... Nope, still sad :'(
Shane: Someday monkey won't play piano song. Play piano song.
Damn, we have been on this farm FOREVER.
Shane : is it Sunday yet ?
im so sexually frustrated i might do a zombie
Sad Shane is sad.
After this whole zombie apocalypse blows over, I'm playing some duck hunt.
Shane: "Stupid, zombies... walking in here and shaving my head while I was sleeping. Now, I look like that guy fom Prison Break."
Shane (thinking): "Poor, Bill. Hallmark needs to make an "I'm sorry your friend just got eaten by a zombie" card so I can cheer him up."
This looks like a sample page from their Beefcakes of The Walking Dead calendar. Shane is Mr. July.
SHANE: An entire holiday hiatus and STILL no hair regrowth! I'm starting to regret my post-murder freak-out...
Rule #57 for surviving zombieland: dress like a park ranger
Shane: When will Frank Darabont save me from all this?
Shane: This is the worst tailgate party I've ever been to.
Shane: "I'm so sick of blowing them up because they're trying to eat us. Maybe they'll leave us alone if we try to eat them."
Shane: It was said there was going to be cake...the cake is a lie.
Why did that cute chick have to die and I get stuck with the older one?
I don't care what anyone says, I could so pull off a bandana till my hair grows back.
If I am not my father's brother's nephew, nor my uncle's sister's son, who am I?
...and can I too make $78 an hour on the net???
I wish Maury was here so he could tell us who the father is.
Shane: Robin's egg blue??? I asked for Cyan!!
Shane: I miss Otis.
Shane thinking: "I should have taken off with Andrea when I had the chance, this blows....."
Why am I still here??? Should't I be dead by now........
Tired and hungry, here Shane is channelling his inner zombie.