Open Caption: The Walking Dead

Remember the time I led Parks and Recreation fans astray by suggesting there'd be a new, exciting episode when there wasn't? I do, because it was yesterday, and I'm terribly disappointed in myself. As you mull over whether or not to forgive me, please enjoy these winning captions from yesterday's contest:


From movieblogger:
Dave: "So... have you traveled to the Whiz Palace lately?"


From Loooooooooooost:
Dave: "I'm not supposed to be here right now... I'll come back next week."

[Ed. Note: Nice.]


From Miz_Tasha:
Dave: "Leslie, I need a clear answer. If I get the raspberry cheesecake, will you have some?"


Today's Image: The Walking Dead

It's baaaaaack! (It really is.) The Walking Dead returns Sunday with "Nebraska," an episode that will apparently feature Shane (Jon Bernthal) sitting and thinking about a few things. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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No!! I do not have a bra on underneath!
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Dag nab it, this was my favorite shirt.
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I hope Walter White survives his cancer scare.
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Huh. I wonder if that creepy-lookin' dog over there wants to play. Here, pooch!
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Shane: I so miss Otis, that guy could really run.
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Shane : I wonder if Zombies Meat taste like chicken !
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Shane(mumbling sarcastic): "....and don't come back til you get it right!"

To self: Come on Shane, you can do this, the rabbit goes around the tree.....
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Already got Lori and Andrea... so who should I go for next? Meg or Carol??
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Shane: "Hmm, maybe driving around in an bright-blue truck isn't the best way to hide from zombies?"
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Shane: *sniff sniff* I think i stepped in horse sh*t
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'Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows my sorrow'
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Shane: (muttering to himself): I am as cool as Mike Rowe...I am as cool as Mike Rowe..
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Shane finds out that House is being cancelled.
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Shane: Will this bandanna make my baldness less noticeable?
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Maybe that kid's mine.... How will we work it out?
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Shane: Where's Chuck Norris when you need him?
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Shane: I should've had a V8!
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Shane - I kill more zombies before breakfast than most people kill all day.
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I'm sooo lonely..
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What should my next asshole move be?
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"Man... I'm so bummed there was no Parks and Rec this week."
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Shane: Bitches, man....
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Shane: What am I gonna do now.... I dun shot all'em zombies in da barn...
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Time Out
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Shane: I thought painting this truck a ridiculously bright sky blue would be the distraction I needed... Nope, still sad :'(
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Shane: Someday monkey won't play piano song. Play piano song.
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Damn, we have been on this farm FOREVER.
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Shane : is it Sunday yet ?
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im so sexually frustrated i might do a zombie
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Sad Shane is sad.
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After this whole zombie apocalypse blows over, I'm playing some duck hunt.
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Shane: "Stupid, zombies... walking in here and shaving my head while I was sleeping. Now, I look like that guy fom Prison Break."
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Shane (thinking): "Poor, Bill. Hallmark needs to make an "I'm sorry your friend just got eaten by a zombie" card so I can cheer him up."
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This looks like a sample page from their Beefcakes of The Walking Dead calendar. Shane is Mr. July.
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SHANE: An entire holiday hiatus and STILL no hair regrowth! I'm starting to regret my post-murder freak-out...
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Rule #57 for surviving zombieland: dress like a park ranger
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Shane: When will Frank Darabont save me from all this?
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Shane: This is the worst tailgate party I've ever been to.
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Shane: "I'm so sick of blowing them up because they're trying to eat us. Maybe they'll leave us alone if we try to eat them."
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Shane: It was said there was going to be cake...the cake is a lie.
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Why did that cute chick have to die and I get stuck with the older one?
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I don't care what anyone says, I could so pull off a bandana till my hair grows back.
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If I am not my father's brother's nephew, nor my uncle's sister's son, who am I?
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...and can I too make $78 an hour on the net???
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I wish Maury was here so he could tell us who the father is.
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Shane: Robin's egg blue??? I asked for Cyan!!
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Shane: I miss Otis.
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Shane thinking: "I should have taken off with Andrea when I had the chance, this blows....."
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Why am I still here??? Should't I be dead by now........







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Tired and hungry, here Shane is channelling his inner zombie.
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Shane - "I miss Community"
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