Open Caption: Those Bloody Workaholics

Here's a truth I hold to be self-evident: Due to the holiday tomorrow, there will be no Open Caption contest. A girl's gotta celebrate, after all. But we'll be back on Thursday so there's no need to fret. And it gives you double the time to think of an amazing caption for today's photo. Everyone's a winner! Well, until I actually choose the winners. And speaking of winners, here are the victors from yesterday's contest:


From Geek_Queen:

Zane: "C'mon, Holly, just choose already."
Holly: "Ugh! How do you expect me to choose between Kirk and Picard?"


From JT_Kirk:

Holly: "It's like Godfather 3—I try to get out, but they pull me back in!"
Zane: "Holly, everybody in Eureka has been killed and resurrected at least once by now, don't blow it so out of proportion, huh?"


From Ozlex11:
Zane's thoughts: "I'd be excited about disappearing from the universe as well... if I was wearing that outfit."



Today's Image: Workaholics

In tonight's episode, "The Meat Jerking Beef Boys," everybody's favorite team of lazy-arse working class boys still living in their self-created fratmosphere decides to take a shot at cultivating their very own beef jerky business. Because that sounds like a good idea. Their entrepreneurial timing is off, though, because Der's dad decides to make a spontaneous visit—and Der's incessant attempt to prove he's the son his father always wanted, along with his friends' incessant incompetence, may end up tearing the group apart. In the still below, Blake (L) and Adam (R) have just started butchering their first beef jerky candidate while Der watches off-screen. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Adam: "Well... I'm certainly not constipated any more!"
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Adam: "No, dude, I told you! It's not Gandolf, it's meant to look like Castro!"
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Adam: "So much for the pressed ham".
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Blake: "Maybe we should have saved American Horror Story for AFTER the jerky making."
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Blake: "Dude, have you never heard the proverb, 'never trust a fart'? Sweet lord, man!"
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Tonight on Cooking with Serial Killers, we show you how to carve the perfect slice with a chainsaw. Stay tuned after the break for more.
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Blake: Dude, say it don't spray it.
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Blake; This is just like that scene from Pulp Fiction.



Adam; The ball gag one.



Blake; yup
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Adam: I kinda look like Dexter



Blake: So did i just kill your mom?
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Dude, did we get so high that we recreated an episode of True Blood?



Yeah, you were Sookie.
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So, who sucked from/off whom?
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Blake: Dude, don't make that face. You always said it was so big you wanted to trim off a few inches...
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Blake: Remember in Lord of the Flies when they all killed the pig?

Adam: No, I can't read.
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Blake: "Stab yourself in the leg?"

Adam: "It's just a flesh wound i'llbe fine. Now let me keep carving the turkey"
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The Fourth of July celebrations got a little out of hand
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Adam : Don't Worry , its just a flesh wound !
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Workaholics just got True Blood'ed !
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Blake: "OK, so we fucked up. But dude, that is one sweet shirt design."
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We were playing Super Meat Boy , and this is happened !

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Carrie, the home game!
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Blake: "Der, maybe using a chainsaw on a live pig wasn't the best idea."

Adam: "Yeah, especially since you missed and cut off your own leg. Man, that wound looks pretty bad. Need a bandage?"
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