Halloween is in less than a week, and you know what that means: Open Caption, Now with More Costumes! But first, here the winners from yesterday's contest:
From skeeter291:
Dick Cavett: This is my guest? You mean you bumped Don Rickles for him?
From Taccado:
The finale of the first annual Who Can Go the Longest Without Peeing competition.
From Arch_Angel88:
Dick: "Here today we have the very talented Jonathan Ames, discussing his Oedipal complex."
Jonathan: "Ummm, I thought we were going to talk about my new book."
Dick: "We'll get to that."
Today's Image: Last Man Standing
Just when you thought you'd seen everything, here's this: Tim Allen, Hector Elizondo, and Elvira, Mistress of the Night. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!
"This is the best episode of Movie Macabre since 1984."
The mask on the wall is a perfect example of the side effects of watching Last Man Standing over time. Viewers may experience bleeding of the eyes and suicidal thoughts.
Tim Allen: I'm Captain Allen and I'm leaving tomorrow to serve overseas! Nah I'm just joshin...I'll be staying in America to keep ruining your Tuesday nights.
Hector: Wow, Ms. Peterson, that's the best Elvira costume I've ever seen! You even sound just like her.
Tim (whispering): He does know that you're actually Elvira, right?
Elvira/Cassandra Peterson (whispering): Shh! Don't spoil it.
Elizondo (to Elvira): "You trick... My treat."
Tim / aka "Mike Baxter": "Elvira, you really are out of this world... to infinity and beyond!"
Skull hanging in the back: "Im not the creepiest looking guy in this room."
Elizondo: You know, I once made a film called The Fat Black Pussycat.
now that's some nice cleveage you have there...
Elvira to dracula : What the hell ? It's Halloween, not "honor the troups" day...
Dracula to Elvira : Yeah don"t mention it. It's just that he's afraid of soldiers since his childhood so...
"This job sucks, but at least we get to be dressed up."
Dracula to Elvira: "I would strike a wooden stake in you any day.
Elvira: Are you a count?
Dracula: I can count to two.
Tim: You think THIS is bad?? They booked Jonathan Winters as Santa!!
tim: "who farted?"
elvira; " it wasn't me"
elizondo:"it WAS.. her..."
Elizondo: "Do you like the convertible? Vait till u see under the hood..."
Elvira: "This dental prosthesis adhesive is so strong"
TIm: "Come on you guys, i really have to go number 2"
That woman has 3 breasts!!!!!!!! Wait nope sorry, that's just Hector's Head.
Tim Allen: I'm dressed as a gay soldier, my costume's far scarier than yours!
TIM : finally , my dream come true.Dracula and Amy Winehouse in my show!
I vant to suck your...
Whew. That dream was so realistic, I actually thought 15 years had passed. Wars, terror attacks, economic collapse... I can see now that it is clearly still 1996...
ABC presents its newest reboot, The Munsters.
Elvira: "It's fang-tastic to meet you, Mr. Elizondo. Hey, eyes up here, Grandpa!"
Tim: "Elvira? More like my old buddy, Al Borland, wearing a dress and wig!"
Hector Elizondo: "Who the heck booked me on THIS show? This is ridiculous. I need a new agent."