Open Caption: TNT's New Perception

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Today's Image: Perception

Hey, it's a new show! And it stars Eric McCormack and Rachael Leigh Cook—two blasts from the past that I, for one, have no problem inviting back into my consciousness. Even though the world doesn't really need another procedural, this one has potential to be interesting: McCormack plays Dr. Daniel Pierce, a neuroscientist who's brilliant at breaking down human behavior—and who the FBI has hired to help solve crime cases. The gimmick, of course, is that he's also a paranoid schizophrenic. Nothing can go wrong! In the still below, FBI agent Kate Moretti (Cook) approaches Dr. Pierce as he chills—A Beautiful Mind-style—on a university park bench. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Pierce: "No, for realz - I'm NOT gay!"
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i hope the best
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Pierce: "You know, you would look fabulous in a tin foil hat."
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Pierce: "I'm having trouble with this stupid sudoku puzzle."

Kate: "Um, Pierce, that's a bingo card."
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Kate: Listen, Mister.... in this bag of mine I have a cudgel, shackles, and a blunderbuss, so don't be getting fresh with me!
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Kate: I'm just going to PRETEND to push you over. You do the work yourself!
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Kate: "Seriously, Pierce, there's no need for you to color coordinate your outfits with mine."

Pierce: "What? I just wear whatever Zordon lays out for me,"
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Moretti: With that outfit, you'll win the hipster contest for sure!



Pierce: Quiet, I'm appreciating the irony!
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Pierce: "Hold on, I'm almost done with my manifesto."
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Daniel: Sheesh! You startled me! I was writing out lyrics to The Carpenters.

Kate: Yeah... ummm... that's why I'm here.
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Kate: Dude, get an iPod already.

Daniel: B-B-but I can take my Sony Sports Walkman in the shower!
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Kate: Dude, D&D died ages ago.

Daniel: Tell that to my level 12 mage! which, by the way, I'm in the process of adding to if you don't mind.
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Kate: OOOOUUUUCCCCHHH!
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Kate: "Hey... is that a man or a woman behind me?"
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Kate: Excuse me.

Daniel: Yes, How may I help you?

Kate: Grace Alder sent me, she wants her clothes back.
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Kate: There's no "maybe" about it. I WILL call you later!.

Daniel: Please don't. I was just singing along with that song on the radio.
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Dr. Pierce: I think this music is brainwashing me. Are you wearing pussy cat ears and a tail or is that just in my head?



Kate: Don't worry Doctor, its all in your head. Sounds truly terrible though, i'm sorry you have to see that.
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Kate: Can I have my scarf back?

Pierce: But you said I could have it for the day.
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Yay! My first win! That made my day. Now, my next caption:



Pierce: "Hi, I'm a schizophrenic genius who solves crimes breaking the rules."

Moretti: "Then we can't work together, as I'm a sane realist of average intelligence who solves crimes following the rules."
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Agent Moretti: Doctor, I need your help!

Dr. Pierce: Are you with THEM? Why are you after me? I'm tired of running. I like walking, though. Do you like the park? The trees are nice but the pigeons are conspiring against me. Are you the pigeon lady? If I give you bread crumbs, will you leave me alone?
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Rachael: You're no James Roday.

Eric: Yeah, well you're no Sean Hayes.
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Kate; Excuse me ,Sherlock, I mean Shawn, I mean Jane, I mean Pierce. It is so hard to keep these copies right.



Pierce; Josie?
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Wow, you really went down hill since Grace left huh?
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"who is the crazy lady and what does she want from me? She sure looks a lot like that ax murderer /serial killer whatshername that the FBI asked me to sove five years ago. Maybe it's her, maybe it's not her,but I have to smile and slowly grab my taser in my pocket just in case. So, smile, Daniel, smile.Okay don't smile.Just tell her you want to suck her $%^^^%$# and that might scare her away.Unless she is that female soldier from Iraq who thought about having explosive orgasms quite literally which I helped the CIA or was it the secret military intelligence department no one ever off, Section 69, and she might be into sucking $$%%^&#. In which case I am screwed or literally blown away. So smile, Daniel, smile and get that mace from your pocket.Okay, so don't smile.Just tell her you are reading her mind and it's disgusting unless......"
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Kate : Don't be afraid , am a reflection of your subconscious .

Pierce : Never thought that my subconscious is so fuckin Hot!
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R: Do I recognize you from the late nineties?

L: Ditto.
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Kate: "Please, just come with me and I can make sure you get a hot meal and a place to sleep tonight."
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Moretti: Will, is that you?

Pierce: I am NOT the droid you're looking for.
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Pierce: Get back, I know aikido.
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Kate: "Hello, I'm ..."

Pierce: "Who are you?! Did Paul Bettany send you?"
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Moretti: "Hi, prof! Long time no see! Listen ... I'm with the FBI now, and we're looking for a domestic terrorist, goes by the name of Jack. We think you might have a connection with him. Wanna help us track him down?"
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Pierce: In 25 years I'll come back in time, and be the lead scientist for Fringe Division, in the meantime, hands off the Armani
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Moretti : your jacket looks so soft

Pierce: Don't Squeeze the Charmin!
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Pierce: Hold on, this is my favorite part - "It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday"

Moretti: Holy shit, you really are crazy.
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Dr. Pierce: Urgh, they told me if I put these headphones on I would enter my next dream sequence!

Kate: This is Perception, not Inception!
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Grace?

No, it's Kate. You are Daniel, you are not gay but you're crazy.

Crap...
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Dr. Pierce: "Stop following me you figment of my imagination!"

Moretti: "For the hundredth time, I'm real!"
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1993 called and they want the headphones for their Walkman back!
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hahaha, 1989 maybe better
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Dr. Pierce: That's great you want to help me with my thesis, but I'm late for a meeting with a leprechaun.



Kate: That's not the kind of help I was thinking of when I offered...
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hope i didnt scare you
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