Open Caption: True Blood

Happy Tuesday, folks, and welcome to the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted a semi-violent shot (right) of The Good Guys' Bradley Whitford. Our favorite caption was submitted by hamwise79, who wrote: "Dan takes drastic measures to thwart Facebook's menacing privacy controls." We also liked PunkNerd5's Lost lamentation: "Damn you, internet, for ruining the finale of Lost!!!" Nice work, both of you!


Up next: This photo of True Blood's Sam (Sam Trammell) and Tommy (Marshall Allman) lookin' real awkward. Post your best caption idea in the comments section below!


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Sam.. O.k. I think I can get the couch out this door. But you're gonna have to get your lazy ass boyfriend off it first.
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"That's your date? You're on your own, dude, I'm outta here!"
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Thats my spot, I have eternal dibs
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On your marks!.....Hold on, your in the way, move will you.
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"I think I just sharted!"
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You... DO realise that that man standing suspiciously in the corner isn't supposed to be there, right?
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SAM " You wanna do it "DOGGIE STYLE?"
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"Hey man, I don't want to alert you but you're sitting in a utility shed and in case you haven't noticed: there's a dead body lying over there, so let's get outta her."
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you are in my seat
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Duuuude!! Take a shower!
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LOOK!!!! I Swear i will do anything!!!!!! just give me some of your Attention!!!!
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This is the worst game of Twister I've ever played!
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Why don't me blow this joint and get a couple of beers?
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Um... you don't hear those banjos again, do you?
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If I humped your leg, would you still respect me?
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Will you have a look and see if there is any grey hairs?
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Mr Merlotte? Is he your son?
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Can't we do what we did last night again? Please?!
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Hey Kid theres a hundred dollars in it for you if you tell me where your sister is hiding!!
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Sam: dude, honestly, the remote is meant for use with your hands.

Tommy: I can still change channels this way. watch me turn to HBO.
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Sex in the City is on Cinamax... We could watch but remember don't ask don't tell.
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Sam: Didn't the horse do it for you?

Tommy: I'm still sore!
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This walking on all fours is for the dogs...
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Sorry Sam, I just can't do it. This show is way too good to miss.
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Grrrrr....
meeek.... meeeek....
Grrrrrr... Grrrrrr.....
meeeee.....k
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Don't look now!! Seriously, don't look.
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c'mon, play "fetch" with me! just one more time!
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Sam: Dude, I'm so high I think I'll try turning into an eagle and fly to the moon for a while.

Tommy: Whatever...
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I told you once I've told you a million times!!! that is not the toilet!!
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OK, Yes it IS your room. Yes, it IS your TV!! But for God's sake if you're gonna do that pick ANYTHING besides BUFFY!!!!!!
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Hey L.J...I got a plan to break your dad and Uncle out of prison. Actually, let's not I hear there some hot easy broads around here and those two will just end up back in prison anyway
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Alright, just make it quick!
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Your fly is open...your erection is showing
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Will you please just come to bed already? I'm tired and you've seen "Monster-In-Law" like a 1,000 times already.
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Stomach problems? Because the smell that are coming from your body..
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I know buddy, sooner or later they'll want you to drop pants as well! :)))))
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You know, this movie may show a lot of nudity, but Anna Paquin is seriously out of your league! :)
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My head is magnetic.
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If you want we can go back to my place later and do you know what in my bedroom.
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If you want we can go back to my place later and do you know what in my bedroom.
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You look a little bored Tommy. What say we go grab a cold one, and afterward, I'll turn into your last girl friend.
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Yeh, I'll bet it feels good, but I seriously want my hand back lil dude
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Don't ask... Don't tell.
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Erm just wanted to say sorry, for y'know, touching you in, erm, "that" place.
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::sniff sniff:: I don't know, dude. What *did* you eat?
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