Happy Tuesday, folks, and welcome to the latest installment of our weekly Open Caption feature. Last week, we posted a semi-violent shot (right) of The Good Guys' Bradley Whitford. Our favorite caption was submitted by hamwise79, who wrote: "Dan takes drastic measures to thwart Facebook's menacing privacy controls." We also liked PunkNerd5's Lost lamentation: "Damn you, internet, for ruining the finale of Lost!!!" Nice work, both of you!
Up next: This photo of True Blood's Sam (Sam Trammell) and Tommy (Marshall Allman) lookin' real awkward. Post your best caption idea in the comments section below!
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Sam.. O.k. I think I can get the couch out this door. But you're gonna have to get your lazy ass boyfriend off it first.
"That's your date? You're on your own, dude, I'm outta here!"
Thats my spot, I have eternal dibs
On your marks!.....Hold on, your in the way, move will you.
"I think I just sharted!"
You... DO realise that that man standing suspiciously in the corner isn't supposed to be there, right?
SAM " You wanna do it "DOGGIE STYLE?"
"Hey man, I don't want to alert you but you're sitting in a utility shed and in case you haven't noticed: there's a dead body lying over there, so let's get outta her."
you are in my seat
Duuuude!! Take a shower!
LOOK!!!! I Swear i will do anything!!!!!! just give me some of your Attention!!!!
This is the worst game of Twister I've ever played!
Why don't me blow this joint and get a couple of beers?
Um... you don't hear those banjos again, do you?
If I humped your leg, would you still respect me?
Will you have a look and see if there is any grey hairs?
Mr Merlotte? Is he your son?
Can't we do what we did last night again? Please?!
Hey Kid theres a hundred dollars in it for you if you tell me where your sister is hiding!!
Sam: dude, honestly, the remote is meant for use with your hands.Tommy: I can still change channels this way. watch me turn to HBO.
Sex in the City is on Cinamax... We could watch but remember don't ask don't tell.
Sam: Didn't the horse do it for you?
Tommy: I'm still sore!
This walking on all fours is for the dogs...
Sorry Sam, I just can't do it. This show is way too good to miss.
Grrrrr....meeek.... meeeek....Grrrrrr... Grrrrrr.....meeeee.....k
Don't look now!! Seriously, don't look.
c'mon, play "fetch" with me! just one more time!
Sam: Dude, I'm so high I think I'll try turning into an eagle and fly to the moon for a while.Tommy: Whatever...
I told you once I've told you a million times!!! that is not the toilet!!
OK, Yes it IS your room. Yes, it IS your TV!! But for God's sake if you're gonna do that pick ANYTHING besides BUFFY!!!!!!
Hey L.J...I got a plan to break your dad and Uncle out of prison. Actually, let's not I hear there some hot easy broads around here and those two will just end up back in prison anyway
Alright, just make it quick!
Your fly is open...your erection is showing
Will you please just come to bed already? I'm tired and you've seen "Monster-In-Law" like a 1,000 times already.
Stomach problems? Because the smell that are coming from your body..
I know buddy, sooner or later they'll want you to drop pants as well! :)))))
You know, this movie may show a lot of nudity, but Anna Paquin is seriously out of your league! :)
My head is magnetic.
If you want we can go back to my place later and do you know what in my bedroom.
If you want we can go back to my place later and do you know what in my bedroom.
You look a little bored Tommy. What say we go grab a cold one, and afterward, I'll turn into your last girl friend.
Yeh, I'll bet it feels good, but I seriously want my hand back lil dude
Don't ask... Don't tell.
Erm just wanted to say sorry, for y'know, touching you in, erm, "that" place.
::sniff sniff:: I don't know, dude. What *did* you eat?