Hey guys! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this up-close-and-personal shot of Royal Pains' Graham Barnes (Peter Strauss) and Dr. Hank Lawson (Mark Feuerstein). Of course, most of the captions had something to do with nipples—yet no one mentioned the word "nubbin." Oh, well. Here are our faves:
... From Brenda912:
"Are you sure this is where you want your "MOM" tattoo to be placed?"
... From LadyyTay:
"Nipple reflex? What's a nipple reflex?"
... From SallyCummins:
Dr. Hank Lawson: "You know this isn't how a mammogram is really supposed to go right?"
... From SinchiYahuar:
"I don't care how hard you try, you're just not getting any milk out of these."
... From quiltpati:
"Done! I got all 3 of those hairs braided."
Up next: This shot of True Blood's Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer at Comic-Con with a cardboard cutout of co-star Alexander Skarsgard (who couldn't attend). Post your best caption ideas in the comments!