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Open Caption: True Blood at Comic-Con (July 26)

Hey guys! It's time for the latest installment of our weekly open caption feature. Last week, we posted this up-close-and-personal shot of Royal Pains' Graham Barnes (Peter Strauss) and Dr. Hank Lawson (Mark Feuerstein). Of course, most of the captions had something to do with nipples—yet no one mentioned the word "nubbin." Oh, well. Here are our faves:

... From Brenda912:
"Are you sure this is where you want your "MOM" tattoo to be placed?"

... From LadyyTay:
"Nipple reflex? What's a nipple reflex?"

... From SallyCummins:
Dr. Hank Lawson: "You know this isn't how a mammogram is really supposed to go right?"

... From SinchiYahuar:
"I don't care how hard you try, you're just not getting any milk out of these."

... From quiltpati:
"Done! I got all 3 of those hairs braided."

Up next: This shot of True Blood's Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer at Comic-Con with a cardboard cutout of co-star Alexander Skarsgard (who couldn't attend). Post your best caption ideas in the comments!


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Alexander Skarsgard looks a lot thinner when he is not on tv
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stephen: " carry this around with me? hahaha, no that's ridiculous...completely rid...yes, always"
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"We're Team Eric!"
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Sorry, desertsmiss! Forgot to change the link. All better now! --stefanie
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Hey! we're both taller than him! finally!
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Anna: Now here's a "stiff" I could really sink my teeth into!
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"The producers figured this would be the only way Alexander Skarsgard wouldn't out act Stephen Moyer and Anna "Sookeh" Paquin."
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He took off his 3-D glasses, and this is what happened.
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umm....why does clicking on True Blood's photo redirects to American Dad's page??
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The guys fail to understand the mechanics of the hide the hand game.
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Alexander Skarsgard: "Hey Bill... check this out... LOL! What if we twinkled in sunlight like that gay Twilight movie!"



Stephen Moyer "Whoa!! Alex... I think you've sipped very much of the comic-con punch buddy. Let us not make fun of our fellow vampires."
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We have our own blow-up doll... cool huh?
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He's very pale, do you think we drank too much blood this time??
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"Obviously, he's a little stiff but generally he's a real stand up guy."
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Anna: "Come on, Alex, smile! If I can fake it, so can you."
Stephen: "Hi, mom!"
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He looks much taller on tv!
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Alex is actually completely CGI, so this is the best we could do for a personal appearance. Autographs will be laser-jetted out of his abdomen from 5-7.
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come on ladies you can bring him home for 29$99 only ! when was the last time you had that kind of man in your bed huh?
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"See how the audience is applauding? If we tell them it's not really Alex they'll be crushed. So, Stephen, how are your ventriloquy skills?"
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Stephen, "Ok you were right, he does have a flatter stomach than I do."
Anna replies in a seductive manner, "Yes, I know."
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So that's why Alexander's acting in wooden!
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Stephen: Finally a day Alex doesn't tower over me!
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Season 3 Spoiler: Northman gets cut
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Anna: "Just smile and pretend to swoon. We can't tell Stephen it's not *really* Alexander - he'd be crushed!"
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Anna: "How did you get so thin?!" Alexander: "....................." Anna: "Come on, tell me?" Alexander: "..................." Anna: "PLEASE!"
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"What do you think will happen if you 'Just Add Water'??"
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Stephen: so.. it's like two horns and bunny ears...
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Don't you just HATE TV shows with one-dimensional characters?
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seriously there is no Eric no one real is that good looking
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"It looks so much like the real thing doesn't it"?
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