Open Caption: True Bloody Sunday

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From qbe_64:

Charlie: "So when do you start pottery lessons?"
Alex: "Next weekend, you sure you don't want to join me?"
Charlie: "Hmm, not a GHOST of a chance of that happening."


From CurlyMC:

Alex: "Clark?"
Charlie: "Carter?"


From Taccado:
Alex: "You still keep hanging around, haunting me."
Charlie: "Yeah, well what do you think you're going to do about it? Call a divorce lawyer?"
Alex: "No. Ghostbusters."



Today's Image: True Blood

Is it the Sunday you've all been waiting for, or what? In "Turn! Turn! Turn!" Sookie and Lafayette have to deal with a whole lot of cleanup: First taking care of the Tara shooting aftermath, and simultaneously cleaning up after Debbie Pelt. Meanwhile, Bill and Eric are visited by the Vampire Authority. In the still below, Sookie (R) and Lafayette (L) post up in their vehicle. Who's up for a bet that one of them is responsible for the episode title, yelling out, "Turn! Turn! Turn!" as he/she gives poor driving directions. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Sookie: "Stop changing the radio station or I swear I'll turn the meter back on!"
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Announcer: "Stay tuned for The CW's new series "Teaching Miss Daisy How to Drive"."
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Sookie: Yes, I did.

Lafayette: Then could you please at least open a window! Man... It smells like something has died in here.
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Sookie: I am an F-ing fairy and Eric killed my fairy Godmother!

Lafayette: Bitch please! My boyfriend is dead!
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Sookie: Why so sad Lafayette? Did they kill your fairy Godmother too?
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Sookie - How are you still alive Lafayette? You should be dead

Lafayette - Hooker I fucked Jesus, I cant die
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"Hey Lafayette how did you manage to change your hairdo so quickly after the timeline of the season finale so quickly?"

"I don't wanna talk about it!"
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Sookie - As soon as we clean this shit up we definatly need to sort out your hair.

Lafayette - Bitch please, leave me alone, I just lost my boyfriend.
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Sookie: And there I was, blood everywhere and as horny as ever

Lafayette: Why wont you die already?
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Lafayette: Dammit Sookie just turn into lesbian already

Sookie: Isn't bisexual close enough?
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Sookie: Lafayette why didn't you turn

Lafayette: Hookah you know I can't turn left

Sookie: Is that a real thing?

Lafayette: Bitch have you seen Zoolander?
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Bitch, please - I can't even look at you with that ketchup in your hair.
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Lafayette "crying" : eh , eh , eh

Sookie "mind reading" : Shit , there is nothing to read in his fucked up mind!
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Sookie: Do you see Jesus?

Lafayette: No. But that's some catchy shit for your headstone.
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Sookie: Tired?



Lafayette: No, when I close my eyes I can hear the ocean.



Sookie: Um, I think you're having a stroke.
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Sookie: Tara's gone Lafayatte, I know your upset.



Lafayette: It's just....she was such an awful character, and now she's going to possess me, and I'll have to act like her....after last season's awful ghost maid, I just don't think I can do this.
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Sookie: Can you roll up the window?

Lafeyette: Ugh, but it's a manuaaaal!
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Stop imagining weird montages of you and Jesus to "I'll be missing you". I'll never be able to get that song out of my head!
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Sookie: "I'm so, so sorry..."

Lafayette: "About Jesus? Yeah, me too."

Sookie: No, I'm talking about your hairstyle."
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Sookie: "I know she was your cousin and all, but she was just annoying everybody at this stage. Really, we are better off without Tara. Plus, you can talk to the dead, right?"
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Lafayette: *thinking* Maybe if I close my eyes and ignore her....

Sookie: Umm.....you do know I can read minds, right?
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Sookie; Do not fart in my car.

Lafayete; ppffffft!
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Sookie: Did you seriously just yell driving instructions at me?

Lafayette: *mumble*

Sookie: I'm sorry I didn't catch that.

Lafayette: I said your driving is scarier than your love life.
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How many times have I told you? You have to wear pants in my car!
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Sookie: "Wait, so no one had told you yet that you were supposed to be dead 4 seasons ago and that your character in the book had a really minor part?"
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