Open Caption: Two and a Half Men

I hope you had as magical a weekend as our friends Snow White and Price Charming. To start your week off right, here are the winners from our latest Open Caption contest:

From Miz_Tasha:
"The one who can name all the dwarfs first gets to ride the horse. Deal?"

From docspector:
"No, I don't have the keys... do you?"

From bmill2:
Horse: "I'm so glad I don't work on Game of Thrones. There's no chance of being decapitated on an ABC series."

From LaRko1337:
Prince: "You sure look GRIMM today!"
Snow White: "Wrong show, my sweetheart."

From jools19:
Snow White: "What do you mean Cinderella's carriage is only available from 9pm to midnight?! We're on a time crunch here!"


Today's Image: Two and a Half Men
Alan will apparently be channeling Charlie tonight while... lecturing Jake and Megan on bedroom etiquette? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Not bad.... ey guys? The underwear is a little crusty though...!!!
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If the costume department dressed you in loafers and socks, you would have a drinking problem too.
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This shirt gives me the right to sleep with your girlfriend
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Money saving tip: add a half hour laugh track to this photo and it'll be just as good
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They paid Kutcher and the fat man-child too much, now they cannot afford new clothes nor the hooker and drink for this scene.
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... after thinking about it for a while, the producers eventually gave up on the idea of having Jon Cryer playing the dual roles of both Alan AND Charlie Harper.
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Charlie sold this to me. Like a dummy, I didn't read the fine print... "hookers not included."
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They had a bunch of these down in wardrobe. Can you believe they're just giving them away? Although this one did still have a knife stuck in the back when I got it...
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Alan: "Oh my god, my son IS getting more action than me!"
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Ya'know Jake, the old me would ask what the hell you're doing. The new me is just gonna tell you to learn from my biggest mistake: USE A CONDOM!
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Alan (as Charlie): "Looks like our Forrest Gump finally found his Jenny."
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Alan: "I'm going to go sit on the patio and pretend that I don't see Rose watching me from a palm tree. You kids want anything before I head out?"
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Alan: Hey Jake e , big mistake e ...

Jake: Hey uncle Charlie
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Alan: way to go buddy, just like your uncle

Jake: dad please, uncle Charly was way too cool to wear those shoes...
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Jake: "Dad, are you drunk?"

Alan: "No, but I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen."
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Jake, there's a bearded naked guy prancing around in my kitchen. (Grimace) I sure hope your dad wasn't a virgin before he started dating that guy.
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Berta: Someone really needs to kill this show.
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I thought wearing your uncles shirt would channel my internal man hood..instead it channeled my inner failures at life.
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Alan : I wish I had a hot girlfriend like yours when I was small , Jake.

Jake : I'm pretty sure you had a great girlfriend looks like your right hand!

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Alan: "What do you think, kids? the look says 'casual', but the feel is ' kinda creepy'."
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Alan: My little Jake is growing up, pretty soon we'll have to call this show "Three Men"!

Jake: Don't worry dad, you'll always be the half man.
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REGENERATION COMPLETE
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Insert mildly amusing joke about Charlie, Chuck or Ashton made by some random TV.com reader here.
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Alan: "Oops, sorry to barge in like this. I must be a little tipsy from this alcohol. Or is it tiger blood...?"
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Alan as Charlie: "Jake, if you're not careful, you'll end up a douche like me who does nothing but sleep with women and drink alcohol."

Jake: "I don't get your point, dad."
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Alan: "Now Jake, you have to remember... aw who the hell am I kidding, nobody watches this show for me. Just don't get me kicked out of this house."
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What's going on here? Are you trying to change this show to three men and a baby?
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Alan: Now Jake, let's not make any mistakes here. I made one when I was around your age and...well, the consequences speak for themselves. And they can also apparently get laid too.
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