Open Caption: Two and a Half Men

Captionistas! You were on fire this weekend! Cellphones and Supernatural are apparently a recipe for hilarity. And so, here are the winners from last Friday's contest:

From TrevPlatt:
Sam: So why are the birds angry again?

From Miz_Tasha:
Dean: The Leviathans sent us a Facebook invite for a nice fight in the woods tomorrow night. Should I accept?

From jaynashvil:
Dean: I thought were were in Kansas, but GPS says Canada.
Sam: Are you sure?
Dean: Yep. My ringtone is now Celine Dion!


Today's Image: Two and a Half Men
In tonight's episode, Walden and Allen question their fashion influence on Jake, while I question a man who wears a full plaid pajama set. I thought that only happens in L.L. Bean catalogs. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Dec 07, 2011
"I might be wearing a sombrero, but to everyone else, Dad, you look a little strange... just ask Jesus over here."
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Dec 06, 2011
I used to love this show... sigh
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Dec 06, 2011
Jake: "Hello handsome..."

Walden: "There are definately things that I don't remember from last night..."

Alan: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT????!!!!"
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Dec 06, 2011
Walden: "Cool down taco bell. You CANNOT dress up for prom like that!"

Jake: *In deep voice* "Don't tell me what I can't do!"

Alan: "You watch LOST!!!"
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Dec 06, 2011
Jake: "We have a gray and orange kitchen with lime green accents and you're calling me "odd"? Whatever."
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Dec 06, 2011
Walden (to Jake): "Hey, Baba Looey, where's Quick Draw McGraw?"



Alan: "If you're talking about Charlie, he El Kabong-ed the wrong woman and Rose pushed him in front of a train."
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Dec 06, 2011
Jake: What the hell is up with that beard? Just shave it already.

Jon Cryer: Damn... I miss Charlie
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Dec 06, 2011
Chuck Lorrie: OK, I was wrong. There IS a God and he's pissed at me!!



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Dec 07, 2011
Nah, Lorre is Jewish, he doesn't believe in Jesus... even if he hired him to replace Charlie Sheen.
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Dec 07, 2011
Where did he say Jesus? He said God.



Reread it.
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Dec 06, 2011
Jake: You think what I'M wearing is crazy, have you guys looked in the mirror lately??
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Dec 06, 2011
Kutcher: Guys, everyone keeps saying I've ruined this show cause I'm not at all funny. What do you guys think?



Cryer: ...........



(whatever the hell jakes name is in real life): ...........
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Dec 06, 2011
Walden : So where did you go after Paris?

Jake : I'm pretty sure it was China because everyone spoke Italian...
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Dec 06, 2011
"Weird hats, munching on cereal, round table... I feel like I'm back in Forman's basement!"
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Dec 06, 2011
Jake: I found this in some of Uncle Charlies stuff.



Alan: Yeaaaa, he was into some really messed up sex fantasies.



walden: MY HERO



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Dec 06, 2011
"A misguided attempt at making the show appeal to audiences south of the border"
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Dec 06, 2011
Alan: *thinking* Man! I wish I was that tall, handsome and rich!

Walden: *thinking* Ah.. to be a goofy kid again.

Jake: *thinking* Why's that guy hogging all the cereal?
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Dec 06, 2011
Jake: man, Walden, you sure look like Jesus-Christ!

Walden: thanks Jake...you look..well...stupid
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Dec 07, 2011
Crap... I did Jesus too. I didn't see yours!
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Dec 06, 2011
Jake: Where's Charlie?

Walden: he quit the show, dont you remember?
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Dec 06, 2011
Walden: Don't worry you guys, I've figured out a way to save the show! Look, I've put Jake in a sombrero!

Allen: ...And?

Walden: Shut up, he's in a sombrero, it's hilarious! LAUGH DAMN YOU!
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Dec 06, 2011
"Hey isn't that Charlie's old sombraro?"

"The network says we can't talk about that."
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Dec 06, 2011
Imo, These were the best from last caption:



Acrobit

Sam: "No, see, you tug the bird back in the slingshot, and then it flies over and hits--"

Dean: "I GOT IT, SAM! LEMME DO THIS!!"



DavidJackson8

Sam reads: The demons are at 130 Main Street.

Sam: Wow, Siri actually knows where the demons are?

Dean: Actually, I asked about the Kardashians.



GirishStewart

Sam: What are you up to now?

Dean: Remember the little, glowing... hot, naked lady.. with nipples?

Sam: Yeah, the fairy who hit you!

Dean: She just tagged me in that pic on facebook - 'Hitting on Dean'! Fml -_-



SeanJohannse

Dean: It says here that if we take a left at the drugstore, cross the river in the valley, go about three miles through the woods and then go just past the large, creepy barn, we'll find The Walking Dead.

Sam: Man, you can find just about anything with BING!





jaynashvil:

Dean: I thought were were in Kansas, but GPS says Canada.

Sam: Are you sure?

Dean: Yep. My ringtone is now Celine Dion!

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Dec 06, 2011
I'm sorry but those are books not captions lol
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Dec 06, 2011
Well, Bran listed mine as one of the best. So, I'm not complaining. Lol xD Thank you, Bran!
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Dec 06, 2011
Listen to her, Bran. You are talking to the master.
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Dec 06, 2011
I don't consider myself to be a poor sport or a sore loser, but having mine beat out by "So why are the birds angry again?" makes me officially walk away from caption game.



I mean, you don't even win anything when you win (not even a Caption King badge), but still...

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Dec 06, 2011
I was literally LOL when I saw yours. Its awesome. What may have went against you is that Dean isn't excited or angry in the pic, while yours in bold letters may have sounded like he was. And anyways, its just for fun. Lets enjoy and don't stress about it too much :)
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Dec 06, 2011
Yeah, that's fair. I went for something Sam was currently saying and something Dean would say right after. Dean doesn't look angry, but he does look annoyed, like he's messing around with something he doesn't like. No big.
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Dec 06, 2011
I myself sort of felt that the user who wrote that one ripped you off in a way, I almost wrote that in my earlier comment (about disagreeing on the winners), but didn't, because I do not know whether that person actually did read yours, or came up with it on his/her own, and I did not want to sound to presumptive.

But even regardless of that, yours is still funnier.
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Dec 06, 2011
I assumed they didn't see mine down there. Either way it's fine, and thank you.
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Dec 06, 2011
Here we go. Now the floodgates are open(caption).
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Dec 06, 2011
Walden: Jake, what's with the hat?

Jake: I'm trying to color coordinate my outfit.

Alan: But the hat doesn't match the clothes.

Jake: It matches my cereal.
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Dec 06, 2011
Jake: "Walden said this is what you should wear when going drag racing"

Walden: "I thought you asked what to wear when going drag"

Alan: "Stop going in my room"
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Dec 06, 2011
Ilana, might I ask if you pick the winning captions yourself?

Because imho there were quite a few comments a lot funnier than these... I understand a certain amount of subjectivity is in play here ofcourse, but maybe it's an idea to take into account the number of 'thumbs up' a comment has in picking the winners? It does speak to what the users reading these articles everyday find funny...

(I hope you take no offense in this, I'm not saying you're doing a bad job, I love your "open caption"-articles!)
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Dec 06, 2011
I also thought about it, but then let it go since humor is often subjective of ones culture, their surroundings and many other factors. Also, 'thumbs up' comments are irrational because the the newer entries will be viewed less and hence, will get less of them. I think Llana is doing a good job. Btw, I was also kind of lurking here for months before I started commenting.
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Dec 06, 2011
I agree! She's doing a good job, but 2 of the top ones aren't funny at all.
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Dec 06, 2011
I was wondering that myself. Not to be a sore loser or anything but I honestly thought I had a chance of winning Supernatural's Open Caption contest based on the number of thumbs up my comment received. :/
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Dec 06, 2011
Yes! I gave you a thumbs up!! I actually literally laughed out loud at yours, which is not something I do very often when reading something... (with the exception of Price's hilarious photo recaps)
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Dec 06, 2011
Thanks! :D
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Dec 06, 2011
This is the first time I can remember anyone questioning the selection process. I admire your inquisitiveness.
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Dec 06, 2011
I very much appreciate your comment. I wasn't too sure wether people would take kindly to mine, because on the internet people tend to both be overly sensitive and overly critical at the same time, which can make it sometimes hard to voice your opinion in a civilized manner. (which is the main reason I have only recently started to actually comment, after years of just lurking)

so thank you.
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Dec 06, 2011
You are most welcome. And I can completely identify with the hesitancy to comment. I was a lurker for years, before I started to contribute. Of course, you will come across the random troll here and there, but I for one, am glad you've joined in on the discussion. Rational Intellectual Discourse FTW!
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Dec 06, 2011
I guess that would make for "RID FTW!"

And I would not have guessed you would feel hesitant about commenting, you are so very articulate/eloquent! I tend to get even more insecure because English isn't my first language... But I am also glad that I decided to start commenting :)

Anyway, I don't think have any RID left in me, it's past 1 am (time-differences, ugh!) and I am already very sleep-deprived as it is... so I will stop before this turns into some serious spamming!

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Dec 06, 2011
Is is just me or is this the worst caption suggestion ever made?
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Dec 06, 2011
Jake: Happy Cinco de Mayo!

Walden: You do know its the fifth of December, not May.

Jake: ...Can we still have tacos?
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Dec 06, 2011
LOL! That's awesome!
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Dec 06, 2011
Thats funny :P
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Dec 06, 2011
"What are you talking about? I have great fashion sense. There's nothing wrong with hoodies and sweatpants. And frankly, I'm offended at the accusation . . . . ALRIGHT!!! . . . . Demi, used to dress me."
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Dec 06, 2011
Hehe, I can totally picture Demi picking out Ashton's clothes.
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