Open Caption: Warehouse 13

In honor of Friday's Open Caption contest, I ate brunch for every meal this weekend. If I have to look at another pancake or omelet again I'm going to... eat it, because that's what I've been programmed to do. Now excuse me while I go make some french toast. Here, you can look at the winners from Friday's contest while I'm gone:


From wind_shadow:

Toni: "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
Candace: "THIS....IS.....PORTLAND!!!!!!"


From sakuramankai:

Candace: "Mother Earth Murderers!!!!!!!!!!!!! Their food isn't even organic!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Toni: "Candace, do you have the matches?"


From Homerman92:
Candace and Toni: "We will burn this store down unless somebody brings Awake back on the air!"



Today's Image: Warehouse 13

It's Season 4, ya'll! In tonight's epic return, the team will have to travel the globe in search of a dangerous artifact. Once found, they'll have to decide whether or not to use its powers for their personal gain—at the risk of causing mass destruction. In the still below, Artie and Claudia discuss what appears to be said artifact. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



Check out all of our recent winners on TV.com's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

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Claudia: Is half of your ring finger missing?

Artie: It would appear that way...
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Artie: I can't get reception on my iphone.

Claudia: Uh... haven't you heard that Steve lost his job?
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Claudia: So, did you do it?

Artie: Uh... can we change the subject please
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Artie: And then Hulu said 'Every episode after the initial four will be available 30 days after air.'
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lol, oh, man, that's funny! I was gonna try and come up with a ghost story line, but you already nailed it!
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Artie: Damn! My entire archive of Benny Hill has been wiped clean from my iPhone!
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Artie: Oh my god... I found a new episode of Flash Forward! I KNEW canceling it in favor of keeping 'V' was a mistake!
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Artie: The artifact in question is 70s porn, VERY dangerous and very important. It's a weapon, Claudia!
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Artie: Damn... I have to change my default page from this porn site. Sorry.
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Artie: So, what happens if I push this button . .
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Artie: Damn, i knew i should've shelled out the extra 40 bucks and gotten the Google NEXUS 7.... oh, this isnt teen wolf... we dont have to make everthing a commercial.
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Artie : The Device is Ready !

Claudia : So....What is it for ?

Artie : Open Portal to another dimension where SyFy get most of Emmy's nominations and AMC get nothing !
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Are we still talking about the idiotic Emmys - Oh please...
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Last week the first page of tv.com was all about Emmys so one caption about it will not fuc*** up the world!
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Claudia: "A baby dinosaur eating?"

Artie: "That's right. Now you mime an animal and I try to guess. See? I told you we could have fun without computers."
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Is anyone else annoyed by that "In Other News" thing that slides out from the right when you scroll to the bottom of a page?

More importantly, who knows a way to turn that feature off???
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Yeah...
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I like this one because not only is it an accurate observation of a new feature, but it also works as a caption for the picture. Artie is clearly looking at the mobile version of TV.com.
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Claudia: "Hurry up, Artie."

Artie: "I would type faster if I hadn't lost the other fingers in the explosion."
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Claudia: "With an iPhone it would go faster."

Artie: "Are you insane? Apple products are cursed artifacts. You should know that."
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Some of us do...
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Artie: Did I leave the oven on?
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Artie: Now if i'm right, this artifact will destroy all other networks and make SyFy rulers of the World.
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Claudia: We need the other networks you moron...
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Artie: HG is trapped in here and we have to get her out befor Mrs. Fredrick's finds out and fires all of us.

Claudia: I thought she was trapped in there too.

Artie: Then she probably knows already.

Claudia: Drop it and run?

Artie: Yep
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"Don't you just hate using cell phones on TV shows. There's never a signal when you need one."
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Artie: This is the device that influenced MTV producers to Greenlight "The Jersey Shore"

Claudia: Diabolical!, Destroy it now!
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Artie: "I dont care if the powers out and we're being attacked, I still haven't completed angry birds!"
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Artie: This piece came off a plane apparently and has the initials AA. Hmmmm...Can it be?
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Anyone else find it annoying and frustrating to click on "Open Caption: Warehouse 13" and see caption for some other show, and have to click on "Friday's Contest" to figure out what show?
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Artie: This is Einstein's Giga-who-whats-it

Claudia: After 3 season you just going to make up words, Huh

Artie: No, Its German

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See "Repair the Warehouse", I told you there was an App for that!
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Artie: Carry the 4....and 34786. The answer is 34786!

Claudia: I told you that 5 minutes ago! Now lets get out of here!
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Artie: If you turn it this way, it looks like....

Claudia: Artie, I don't care what it looks like, put 'the shocker' away, I guarantee that's not how you activate it.
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This show has Captain Janeway and Seven of Nine on it? Hello Voyager reunion.

Why am I not watching this show? Does anyone know what station it's on in Canada?
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Artie: Oh my. This says my old nemesis James MacPherson... was better on 'Cheers'!
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Claudia: ... ok, so how did the ancient Mayans get the lost Nixon White House tapes?



Artie: A better question would be, "how did they burn them to CD 500 years before the advent of laser technology?"
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Artie: Claudia, did this artifact just take half my finger off?
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Artie: Does that say, property of Marty McFly?
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Artie: "Alright. If I use this artifact, SyFy's programming will return to its SciFi origins. There won't be anymore reality tv, cooking shows, or even wresting on the channel."

Claudia: "What's the downside?"

Artie: "...more SyFy orignal movies."

Claudia: "Dear God! What do we do??"
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Honestly? I'd consider that a "win" based on their current offerings.
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Artie: Do you really think I look like Tom Jones?
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Artie : You see Claudia no matter the technology Pac-Man never goes out of style
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Artie : Phone , HOME !

Claudia : are you seriously Mimicking E.T with your glowing finger ?
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Get back in the vent Claudia!

At least I can fit in the vent...
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Artie: Just one more minute



Claudia: I knew it was a mistake loading "Words with Friends" onto the Farnsworth
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Artie: I should've gone to the Firefly Panel.

Claudia: me too.
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Awesome!
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Artie: ha! I just reached 1,000 on temple run!

Claudia: OMG... Temple Run is so 3 months ago...
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I JUST got addicted to Temple Run....guess I am late to the party? :-)



BUT!



In all fairness, I just got a smart phone, too!!
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Artie: I curse all these stupid monster to go to-

Claudia: Artie, please, it's just temple run.
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My phone is stupid and that's the way I likes it...
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Artie: Damn this stupid phone!!

Claudia: That's why i have Apple.
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Apple does all the right things - for them. I'ts for sheep, trust me...
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Artie; Angry Birds!



Claudia; It will destroy us all
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