In honor of Friday's Open Caption contest, I ate brunch for every meal this weekend. If I have to look at another pancake or omelet again I'm going to... eat it, because that's what I've been programmed to do. Now excuse me while I go make some french toast. Here, you can look at the winners from Friday's contest while I'm gone:
Toni: "This is blasphemy! This is madness!"
Candace: "Mother Earth Murderers!!!!!!!!!!!!! Their food isn't even organic!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Toni: "Candace, do you have the matches?"
Candace and Toni: "We will burn this store down unless somebody brings Awake back on the air!"
It's Season 4, ya'll! In tonight's epic return, the team will have to travel the globe in search of a dangerous artifact. Once found, they'll have to decide whether or not to use its powers for their personal gain—at the risk of causing mass destruction. In the still below, Artie and Claudia discuss what appears to be said artifact. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!
Check out all of our recent winners on TV.com's Open Caption Pinterest Board.