Open Caption: Warehouse 13's Don't Ask Alice

70 submissions and another landslide win? I am "lit-rally" beaming with pride this morning. Soak up your awesomeness as you check out the winners from Friday's contest:


From FringeFanatic:

Bill: "I'm awful."


JayAtkinson:

Bill: "We will destroy the humans with our superhuman strength and speed and agility, the ability to glamour and maybe even the power of flight in some cases... But each take a gun, just in case!"


Mrsbizkit:

Bill: "I won't eat my 'vegetarians' and you can't make me!"



Today's Image: Warehouse 13

In tonight's "Fractures," the murderous spirit of Alice Liddell is freed after a Lewis Carroll book goes missing from the warehouse. Creepy! In the still below, Alice (in Kristen's body) exchanges words with what appears to be a caterer. Is she looking for the Queen of Hearts? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Woot! Runner-Up! Not bad for my first-ever attempt....
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Alice: Get some dancing lessons, you stepped on my foot again!
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Waiter: but I don't play croquet!

Alice: Off with his head!
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Alice: This is my Happy Face...
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Don't you Understand we are all Doomed! No good show on SyFy lasts more then 5 seasons
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Alice: 'I can't go to wonderland, they are all insane!'



Waiter: '...you're right, you wouldn't fit in.'
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'I'm chasing the white rabbit, where is it?'

'Its okay, I've already served table 12'
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Caterer: I thought we were going to practice Aikido.

Alice: No, idiot! It's fusion ballroom dance AND Aikido!
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Alice: I NEED that pipe! YOU find the Cheshire cat! I'm going to drink a bunch of booze to ward off the withdrawal.
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Alice: "I'll swallow your soooooouuuuulllll!!"

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Alice: You call those DEVILED EGGS?? I'll show you hell and you can THINK ABOUT IT!
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Note to C. Killian: I'm not complaining, given that I've actually won a couple of these now (thank you!), but I don't think the whole thumb up thing can be the only factor in who wins given that some of us comment from a very different time zone and end up putting our messages in the hat just before the vote is done. Not sure what can be done about it, but just a thought.
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You make a very good point! Sometimes I overrule the thumb-count, if I think something is particularly deserving. But I will absolutely take that into consideration!
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"Sometimes" you overrule it? This is the first time I tried this, and you overruled it with all 3 of your choices. Granted there weren't many votes this time so perhaps I'll consider trying again vs. figuring your tastes are different and it isn't worth bothering with if its your whim that picks winners.
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Or maybe you can realise that it is just for fun and not to be taking so seriously....
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Yes, its just for fun, but it should be done consistently. Usually games or contests still have rules to make them interesting even if they are for fun. If there is no winner, it wouldn't be relevant, but there is. Either it should be by votes, with her breaking ties, or it is potentially entirely her whim. If it is her whim, and her tastes differ from yours, then it is useful to be aware you have less of a chance to win.
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Alice: Dammit you forgot the high-school 'one meter rule' at dances. YOU put your hands above my hips, and I put mine on your shoulders! Got it? I never had my prom... ruin this and you're DEAD!
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Waitress(Alice): You, me! Do the Tango.
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I swear to GOD, the next douchebag couple that comes in and lets their idiot children run around like Ferengi expecting me to babysit while the drunken little midgets leave a trail of breadcrumbs and rage, then leaves me a 10% tip?...



OFF with their frackin' HEADS !!!
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Kristen: Do you have a tampon? The Queen of hearts just came to town!
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Kristen(Alice?):No! Jinks can't be gay! I want him, you can't have him!

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Marty you gotta come back with me!
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Woman in the back left : I thought she was our waitress, I didn't know this was dinner theater. Do you think she'll ever bring our food?



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Kristen: Am I going crazy or is there a white blob swimming in the air behind me?!?!

Man: Just relax while it takes you over. Resistance is futile.
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Damnit! Why does my wig have bangs?!?!?!?
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I can't take it anymore! The bar's TV has a political convention on! I need my SyFy fix!!
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They are laughing at me! Tell me the truth,is this wig too big for my head?!?! I'm scared of mirrors so I can't look..
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Alice: You've got a horrible customer? That's waitressing 101. Spit in her food!
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Alice: "Quick, I need to know where I can find the magic mushrooms."
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Alice: If you ask me if I'm working hard or hardly working ONE MORE TIME, I will personally shove your head into the oven.
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YES! My hatred of Bill has paid off! You rock, C.K!
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Call Warehouse 13... this wig is eating my head!
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Alice: "Help me! I'm Alice trapped in Kristen's body!"

Guy: "Kristen who?"

Alice: "Exactly! We're two nobodys."
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Alice: "Help me! I've escaped the mirror, but now I'm trapped in this generic image that is not even from Warehouse 13!"
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It IS Warehouse 13, I swear it!
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"Nobody from Warehouse 13 is in this image." (that's my caption)
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Kristen: ( teary eyed ) Save yourself! Theres no hope, Summer Glau is coming to Warehouse 13 and shes bringing her curse!
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Alphas is still going strong she was in that a bit
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"we are out of lobster!"

"Everybody panic!"
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Kristen: The director of "Dinocroc vs Supergator" is at table five!! This could be my big step up into SyFy Channel movies!!
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Kristen: If one more of your waiters tries to get me with "The Goat" I am going to tear out your throat!
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I think you may have the landslide part wrong C.K. If you had click on load more comments, there were captions with 17 and 20 (actually more than winning comment), below the line. and two 13's that both beat the runners up.

Bill really is awful though.
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When I looked, FringeFanatic did win by a landslide, well, more thumbs up than anyone else, including those numbers you mentioned.
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Hey, 19 is not too shabby, and Bill is most definitely awful, so I feel it was deserving and appropriate for the win.
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Glad somebody noticed. guess ill have to keep tryin haha
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Maybe the mention of Twilight cost you the win/runner-up spot. Most people with taste have developed a mental block to that word and so pass over mentions of it inadvertently.
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Sorry, man. Your caption should have been at least in the top 3.
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its cool haha your caption was funny
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I'm so sorry I missed those! I was almost certain I had loaded them all! Caption judge fail.
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Alice: But I was supposed to be the next Eureka crossover!!!
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Caterer: Quick, where's the set for Party Down - The Movie?

Alice: Honey, I think you're in the wrong studio!
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Alice: If H.G. doesn't show up soon I'm going to kill everyone!
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