Open Caption: Weeds

Way to kick off the weekend with a bang! A bunch of you came out of the woodwork to submit your captions, and I'm going to pretend it's not because I totally pulled an "American" and tried to Americanize a Canadian show by associating the word "blue" and the "cops" theme with America, not Canada. Har, har. Clearly, I was grasping straws in my attempt to stick to my Fourth of July theme, but in fairness, I never meant to imply that the characters weren't representing the maple-leafed flag. I was just making mindless word associations. I mean, last night's episode was about domestic abuse! It's a good thing I didn't associate that with Canada, right? Pretty please? I heart our northern neighbors? I'm just so sorry! Groveling aside, here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From FringeFanatic:

Man: "I don't believe it!"
Chris: "Calm down, sir! Canadian cops also wear blue uniforms. You're just going to have to accept that."


From Montana_Katana:

Neighborhood Slapsies Competition: Chris–0, Live wire–7


From BDRegan:
Chris: "No, no, no. You gotta put 'em up higher. It has to look like a "Y." Damn... I'm never going to find a replacement construction worker for the group."



Today's Image: Weeds

Can we all agree that marijuana is American?

I'm joking, obviously. Americans hate drugs. Or—I don't even know anymore. I'm having an American identity crisis. WHO ARE WE? At least this is the last day you'll have to deal with my pathetic Fourth of July thematics. Onward and upward! Let's get back to today's photo: It's from Weeds. Sunday night's episode is called "A Beam of Sunshine" and in it Andy will finally tell Jill how he feels about her, only to get interrupted by her husband. Silas decides to embark on a new business venture, and Doug starts eyeing an investment opportunity. Nancy, of course, is still in recovery, but she gets plenty of visitors to keep her company. In the still below, she sits with Silas... making... bake sale cookies? Is that Silas's new business idea? Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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Nancy: We're going to give those cancer kids some real relief



Sylas: There's no weed in those cookies.



Nancy(looking at cookies): Son of a bitch
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Gift wrap: $5 dollars.



Ribbon: $2 dollars.



Sitting in a children's hospital room as your grown mother wraps hash cookies for the school bake sale while recovering from a gun shot wound: Epic.
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Silas: (thinking) oooohhhh... yeah, that bit o-leg she's showing. Ouch! Compliments the room!
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ummmm, stoned or not, thats his mom, dude....
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Silas: "And... they're coming to take me away, haha. They're coming to take me away, hoho! Heehee haha, to the funny--

Nancy: Sing that one more time... just one more, and you get the pink ones.
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Silas: So, Nancy... tell me... how's your head? You ready to talk?

Nancy: I see dead people's hand prints!
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Silas: (clutching cookies) I... love... how... you... re...decorated!
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Nancy: Oh, you BET you're going to be the one pimpin' these things! I wrapped 'em!
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Silas: I feel kind of bad we took over the kiddie ward.

Nancy: You kidding? We SCORED! Now go steal another batch!
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So Doug's getting married? He's bound to like these more than Jordan Almonds right?
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Silas : Geez - after the last accident - you become creepy like cookie monster!
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SIlas: "If that's what you stuff in the cookies, I'd hate to see what you stuff in the pinata."
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Silas: "What do you think I should call my new cooking show?"

Nancy: "How about "The Baked Baker"?"
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Nancy: I'm starting to get bedsores on my @$$!

Silas: Do you want me to bring your herpes cream from home?
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Nancy: "No. I draw the line at these party favor pot cookies. I will not do it."
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This might be the weed talking, but are the walls trying to high five you?
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Silas: They'll give you medical grade opiates if you just push the button.



Nancy: I'm a traditionalist.
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Nancy : Marijuana flavored cookies coming right up !
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Nancy: "This is what I call first class hospital food."
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Silas: "You don't need a Medical Marijuana Card for those pain pills."
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Nancy: Do you like my new cookie recipe?

Silas: What? No weed this time?

Nancy: No. I've been learning to cook with Walter White.
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Silas: Nancy, you don't have kids, what's with all the stuff on the walls?

Nancy: I beat some 8 year-old with cancer at poker for it. Looked at her cards while she was puking her guts out!!

Silas: I find that morally repre-hilarious!
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Silas: These cookies are like Famous Amos had sex with Mrs Fields on a Keebler Elf Pot farm.

Nancy: Give me another one, I'm too stoned to unwrap this
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Silas: You realize three quarters of these caption submissions are just going to make the incredibly easy connection that these are pot cookies, right?

Nancy: Yup. You got any better ideas?

Silas: Nope.

Nancy: Then shut up and cut me some more ribbon.
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Nancy: I like coma guys gift baskets more

Silas: Dont be a bitch mom, besides these baked goods get you baked.
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Nancy; Stupid freaking ticky tacky.



Silas; So that is what ticky tacky is.
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Nancy: "I can't sell Weed in here so I'm teaching Kindergarten for a lttle bit"
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Haha! That was some first class apologizing, C.K! How very Canadian of you. We heart you right back!



"Can we all agree that marijuana is American?" - LOL! Tell that to British Colombia.



Okay, sorry, you were just on fire with the funny today. Here's my caption:



Nancy: "These cookies are *special*, right? ... Silas, are you with me?"

Silas: "I could eat the whole goddamn world right now."
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Funnier was yesterdays red/white and blue caption. A Canadian produced show also SET in Canada.
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Nancy's new line in hash cookies is getting off to a promising start.
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Nancy: "C'mon you frikkin ribbon, I need this like I need a hole in my head"
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Sweet batch of pot cookies Silas, now get selling them. Start with the Nurses.
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