Open Caption: White Collar

Oh man, you guys never cease to impress me. It was a really close call today, but here are the winners from yesterday's contest:


From MFK863:

Dr. Pierce: "Urgh, they told me if I put these headphones on I would enter my next dream sequence!"
Kate: "This is Perception, not Inception!"


From silverscreenluv:

Dr. Pierce: "Hold on, this is my favorite part—It's Friday! Friday! Gotta get down on Friday!"
Kate: "Holy shit, you really are crazy."


From ankitsiit:
Kate: "Can I have my scarf back?"
Dr. Pierce: "But you said I could have it for the day."



Today's Image: White Collar

Our favorite blue-eyed ex-con is back! And tonight, he's running from a bounty hunter. And so is Mozzie. Peter is hot on their heels in hopes that he'll intercept them before the bad guy does, but... you just never know. Bounty hunters are pretty persistant. I should know. I watched a lot of Star Wars growing up. In the still below, Mozzie (L) and Neal (R) entertain themselves in hiding. Not a bad hideout, if you ask me. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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I just have to say that I love this picture! No matter what the context really is, it just looks like two guys sitting someplace sunny and warm playing marbles and sipping drinks without a care in the world.
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Neal: You see, man?? That's how you test for the 'blind spot' -- where the optic nerve meets the eyeball. Pretty cool, huh!



Mozzie: I pray they come and catch us soon.
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Mozzie: Where did you hide the rest of the checkers?



Neal: Well after that bran muffin, we'll have 'em soon enough.
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Neal: So this is what we're being hunted for?? Dude, when you said you stole a bunch of Blackberries I thought we were going to be loaded.



(I realize that's just a play on another comment I made).
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CK, no new Open Caption today???
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Yeah, what's up?
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bleh.
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Neal: So when do they become Bakugan Battle Brawlers?

Mozzie: I don't know but mine's going to win.
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Neal: These are the last two of my Glosettes. Not much of a face we can make out of 'em.



Mozzie: Well, I mean it's the eyes, right? The rest we can just imagine and BINGO! There are three of us!
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Neal: Dude, I asked if we had any Blackberries so we could call out for pizza or something!
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I think this one should win. Probably one of the more clever ones of the thread.
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Neal: Man, Mozzie! What's your diet? rabbit food? I guess your little accident isn't all that bad, anyway.
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Mozzie: We really need a TV. Waiting for these blueberries to battle each other is getting old.

Neal: Go ahead and forfeit, then!
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Mozzie: So, just one of these, eh? And no more running.

Neal: Yup, drop it in our drinks over there and then it feels like we're falling asleep. You go first!
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Neal: "You've got to be kidding, Mozzie. There's NO WAY your rabbit turd beats mine!
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Neal: "Who knew Mexican Jumping Bean races could actually be fun?"

Mozzie: "Whatever. Next time, I'll take Mr. Bean and you race The Pinto."
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Mozzie: was that your 2 metal balls Neal



Neal: yes it was my old metal balls
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Neal: YES! Rolled a 20, critical hit

Mozzie: Crap, you slayed the beast
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C. Killan: Peter is hot on their heals in hopes that he'll intercept them



Neal: What are heals, BTW



Mozzie: F if i know.... on Sex and the City they were spelled hells, YAHTZEE!
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Haha, oops! Burn! But thank you, I've fixed that oversight.
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Garson: Oh, I saw Magic Mike over the weekend.

Bomer: What'd you think?

Garson: Meh. I already knew you were gay.
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Mozzie: I think we should find another hideout. With the lighting in here, we haven't been able to look up for two days.
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Mozzie: You Know the rules for sex dice Right?
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You know, it's a lot easier and funner to play strip poker when you remember to pack a deck of cards.
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Mozzie: You got onesies, I got twosies.

Neal: No way, I got twosies!
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Mozzie: You got onesies, I got twosies.

Neal: No way, I got twosies!
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Mozzie: Everything is so bright! Am I dead? Is this heaven? Are you an angel? Oh my god, are those black Tahitian pearls!!???
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When I asked for a good place to hide I didn't think you would book Kami's Room of Spirit and Time from Dragon Ball Z.
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Wow, actually that's pretty good and works on various levels. All of that white, the decor, the handful of small palms, and what could be beans on the ground.

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Mozzie: You won, next mock phone call to Mr. Suits is yours!
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Mozzie: This is all that's left of the treasure? What do we do now?
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Neil: Look, I painted Peter's and Elizabeth's tiny faces in the marbles, so realistically it's like we are all together again!

Mozzie: I missed you, Mrs. Suit!
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Mozzie: Look, I think I have move the marbles with my mind!

Neal: Nah! It's my magnetism, come on babys!
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Neal: Marble floors, marble table, marbles to play with... this place is "marbelous"!
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Mozzzie: Candyland just isnt as fun to play without the board



Neal: Stop complaining or we'll see how much you like imaginary monopoly.
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I think this conversation would happen the other way around
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ps, voted for your its friday yesterday, but i also voted for the winner.
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you're right, i typed it out backwards, but i think ppl will get it.... i would change it, but already have 2 likes.
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I know, I liked it myself, lol. Whichever way it happens, it's cute. And thanks, btw.
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Mozzie: Nice digs Neal!

Neal: Hiding out as a male stripper in Tampa has it's perks.
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Mozzie: "Didnt we have more marbles?"

Neal: "We are figuratively and literally loosing our marbles. . . ."
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Neal: " I havent had this much fun since you still had that afro hair, Moz"

Mozzie: " Yeah those were some hard times"
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Mozzie: "...and I'm suppose to guess which one is a rabbit dropping?"

Neal: "Yeah, but no tasting!"

Mozzie: "We're obviously losing our minds out here."
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Mozzie: "I don't know how long I can take playing these games with only two marbles."
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Mozzie: "We're supposed to hide here for a week, and all the food you got for us is two Maltesers?

Neal: "Not true! I also made us a huge tub full of Gin Tonic."
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Neal: Stanford when are we going horse riding?

Stanford: Darling that's not a horse silly that's my BFF Carrie.
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Mozzie: "I believe it was Confucius who said, 'Being a fugitive isn't so bad'"

Neal: "The angelic lighting certainly doesn't hurt."
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P.S. Boba Fett is the MAN! - dalorian.
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this gotta be a Gigolo commercial , WTF wrong with this picture !!!!
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Neal:"With these magic beans I traded we'll be making a fortune in no-time."

Mozzy:"Are you really stickin' with that lame excuse to take off your Hawaiian shirt?"
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Neal: "I managed to steal these two olives from a nearby bar for nourishment"

Mozzie: "Those are free Neal"
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Mozzie: "Why are we entertaining ourselves with small balls when theres booze behind us?"
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