Open Caption: White Collar

Wow, you guys really rally for Warehouse 13. Can't say I didn't see that coming, but it doesn't make me any less pleased! Before you check out the winners from yesterday's Warehouse 13 photo, I want to give all you regulars a quick heads up: Open Caption (i.e. ME) is about to go on vacation, so tomorrow's edition will be the last until Monday, August 6. I'm giving YOU the option to choose whether or not you'd like me to post a fresh photo tomorrow even though the winners won't be recognized for over a week, OR if you'd like me to just post the winners tomorrow and start fresh with a new photo to caption upon my return. If none of you have a preference, I'll decide! Now here are the winners from yesterday's contest, finally!:


From ZeroCals:

Artie: "Alright. If I use this artifact, SyFy's programming will return to its SciFi origins. There won't be anymore reality tv, cooking shows, or even wresting on the channel."
Claudia: "What's the downside?"
Artie: "...more SyFy original movies."
Claudia: "Dear God! What do we do??"


From Dilligaf:

Artie: "Does that say, 'property of Marty McFly?'"


From mad-pac:
Claudia: "Hurry up, Artie."
Artie: "I would type faster if I hadn't lost the other fingers in the explosion."



Today's Image: White Collar

In tonight's "Diminishing Returns," the guys track a thief who has managed to avoid getting targeted by the FBI for years. Luckily Neal and Peter know just where to find him—at a Country Club, of course! That's where all the schemers hang out, duh. In the still below, Peter challenges David Cook to a friendly game of squash. Because physical exhaustion leads to emotional exhaustion and emotional exhaustion leads to the TRUTH! Post your best caption ideas in the comments!



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"I may look old, but Satchmo keeps me in shape."
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Peter: I got beef with u bro!

David: Well let's SQUASH it then son...
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Peter: I know Neal Caffrey and you my friend are no Neal Caffrey.
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Peter: Leggo my Eggo



David: Leggo your EGO
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Peter: How dare you call me fat (*thinking* damn, these slacks are really suffocating me). And I'm gonna prove it to you by 'Squash'ing you.
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Peter: I find you extremely unfunny, sir. I'm going to destroy you on this court like you've destroyed comedy.

David Cook: I think you have me confused with DANE Cook.
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Peter; No, I never wear shorts. Because I have Cankles (sp?). So wipe that smile off your face.
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"You seriously dont think its impressive that im balancing this 3 on the back of my hand!?"
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Peter: Pull my finger or I'll arrest you.

David Cook: Your bluffing.

Peter: I never bluff. But I do fart.
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David: Aren't you taking the white collar thing too seriously?

Peter: I thought if I wore this to work, they would see I'm too dedicated to my job to be demoted.
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Michael Weston's character: Racketball, squash, giant ping-pong, handball tennis, whatever, it's all the same to me.



Peter: Hey, until you work up as much of a sweat as I have, you don't deserve to talk badly about this 'chess with rackets'... or wear that sweatband on your wrist.
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Peter: Listen, punk. Squash is a man's game, when you play it you better dress like a man, that means a polo AND formal pants!
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David: "You want me to pull your finger?"

Peter: "How did you know?"

David: "I know you would do anything to throw me off my game, even pollute the air to make it hard for me to breathe."
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Peter: "Wait a minute, where did you get your hair done? I need to upstage Neal in some way, and this is IT!"
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Don't mess with me man I'll Squash you...see what I did there?
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David : I saw you checking me out , i'm cool , just admit it ...

Peter : I'm not ..-Pause-.... and by the way i have a hotter partner to check him out!
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Only you can prevent forest fires!
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Peter: YOU BROUGHT SHORTS INSTEAD OF PANTS TO THE GYM? BRILLIANT!
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Tim DeKay: "I thought this was a White Collar/Burn Notice crossover; they said I had a scene with Michael Weston"

Michael Weston: "I am Michael Weston"

Tim Dekay: "Don't lie to me, you look nothing like the guy on Burn Notice."

Michael Weston: "My REAL name is Michael Weston"



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Oh man, I totally was going to type that too. Too many minds thinking alike here. It's "Westen" for the Burn Notice character, and "Weston" for the actor (the Burn Notice producers admitted at Comic-Con last year to stealing his name), so that's the only change I would make.
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Haha, I was going to post something very similar to this. I probably wouldn't have included that last line though.
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Peter: "Look, your hair is great, but nothing beats Neal's baby blues and charming smile."
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Hey CK - Enjoy the vacation!

I know the Open Caption participants usually SEEM nice and orderly, but do you realize who you're dealing with here?!?! Unattended tv.com users *have* been known to run wild and generate several hundred comments over the course of a week......
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Hah! You are so right. Okay, it's official, I'm going to let you guys run wild. Woohoo! And thank you for the well wishes!
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Peter: You've been served!
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Short and sweet. I like it.

If the picture had been from a legal show like Suits, this caption would have been spot on perfect.
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