Open Caption: Wilfred

For the first time in Open Caption history (I'm pretty sure), today's caption comes with a moral. And that moral is this: Safety matters more at certain times than it does others, so practice safety wisely. Here are your winners from yesterday's contest:


From Mate:

Ben: "If only I thought of all these safety measures before you were conceived."


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"One big step for man... One big poop for baby."


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Baby: "Please tell me we're not actually related."



Today's Image: Wilfred

Everybody's favorite imaginary dog comes back tonight, sort of, with a "special preview episode" in advance of next week's official Season 2 premiere. In "Progress," Ryan has to adjust to life without Wilfred. How long do you think it'll take him to crack? Robin Williams guest-stars as Ryan's doctor, which makes me think maybe he's a figment of Ryan's imagination, too. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Ryan: My hobbit legs are only supposed to be this long. Can you help doctor?

Robin Wiliams: Not to worry son, we'll just cut those off for you.

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Ryan: No offence mate, but this series is called "Wilfred", not "Doc Fred", so he is coming back and, who do you think is gonna win in the end?

Doc: Wuf!!
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Really? I get Patch f....ng Adams?
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Doctor: I was like you for a while... when I lost my legs and became only a torso like I am now. But hey, you get by, and YOU'LL get by. The nurse is coming with the saw.
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Doctor: Shoes off the bed, idiot.
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Doctor: (thinking) Let me just hide this wedding ring here....
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Doctor: Crotch-less pants again, huh?



Ryan: Yeah... sorry, doc.
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Doctor: Ryan, come on now. Walk with me into the light, my friend. It's time.
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Ryan: Doctor (sniff), I see dead people!



Doctor: Duh! You think my sense of style is from this era?
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Doctor: Believe it or not... the beard's quite exfoliating. If you take off your shirt I'll show you.
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Doctor: "Relax, Ryan... reeelaaaaxxx. Let me help you with that. Come a little closer. How about a massage to ease the tension a little."
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Ryan: I swear I'm not crazy. It was called Middle Earth!
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Ryan: You don't think I'm crazy, do you Doctor?

Robin: Of course not. But I also think I'm a 60-year-old English nanny from Ork, so don't go by me.
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Ryan: Ramn, is that you? What is this place?

Doctor: You know, chica chica boom boom boom boom boom.



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This season Ryan sees even more people as animals :P



Do you guys remember they were in Happy Feet together?
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*Smeagol
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Ryan: "Give it back, Smagol!"



Dr. Robbin Williams: "My precious..."
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I feel really gypped I had twice as many votes as the one who one this last one
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Robin Williams " You know, i figured that out from smelling your fart"



Wilfred (off camera) "Thst son of a bitch stole my line"
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Dr.: So this hobbit and alien walk into a bar
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Ryan: "I think I've traded one psychological manifestation who was completely covered in fur for another."
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I liked you better when you were on drugs.
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You aren't going to go all Patch Adams on me, are you? I really hated that movie...

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Ryan : why i always end up with a fat-bearded guy?!!.

Peter jackson , now....You?!
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Doctor: Ryan, Its not your fault, its not your fault

Ryan: Holy S*** you're Robin Williams
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Ryan : where is my precious !

Doctor : Dont Worry Frodo ! The Ring is With me NOW !
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Ryan: Doctor, where is my mommy?

Robin: Don't worry baby, I'm here

Ryan: Mommy?

Robin: Yes, sweetheart

Ryan: Crap, when you're mom looks like Robin Williams you know it's to quit
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Ryan: Please NO CLICHED INSPIRATIONAL SPEECHES!!

Robin Williams: Don't worry. I won't rehash another "be the best you you can be."

Ryan. Thank you!

Robin Williams: I'm gonna strap you down and make you watch Patch Adams, Jack, Bicentennial Man, Dead Poets Society and Good Will Hunting until you eyes BLEED!! MUAHAHAHA!!

Ryan: NOOOOOOOOO!!
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Robin Williams: "So you're wondering why the long journey to take the ring to the mountain when you could have just flown there on the wings of the Eagles the entire time?"

Elijah Wood: "And you're trying to talk like a normal human being and not an insane man/woman doctor/nanny?"
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"I can't solve your problems but would you like some Flubber?"
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Oh god, no! If Robin Williams is wearing a beard, then this is a 'serious' project for you, and that means I'm going to die at the end, doesn't it?!?
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Rehearsels did not get off to a good start for the Good Will Hunting sequel
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Dr. Eddy; No, this is my wedding ring. It doesn't want to enslave all of middle earth.



Ryan; Then why are you petting it, with your index finger.





Come on, someone had to do a LOTR.
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Ryan: "Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

Dr. Eddy: "Firstly, I'm actually a dog in a doctor suit. Secondly, quit smoking pot."
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Ryan: "I keep seeing a golden ring in my dreams, What do you suppose it means?"

Doctor: "It means you need to stop your hobbit, uh, habit of eating onion rings before bed.".
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Doctor: Remember that time in that movie that I was funny?

Ryan: Doc, you're hallucinating, that clearly never happened.
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I suppose "when I was funny" is more grammatically correct.
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Ryan: "Aren't doctors supposed to make one feel reassured? How come I feel terrified?"

Dr. Eddy: "Wait until you've seen my syringe."
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Ryan: "You're nothing like Patch Adams in real life."

Dr. Eddy: "Would a red clown nose help?"
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Doctor: Ha ha, you're crazy, i'm crazy look at me! I can be a dog, what's a dog say? ruff! like my beard, scratch it, i'll stratch your back if you scratch mine, strange bedfollows, politics!! haha.



Ryan: I honestly can't remember why I ever found you funny.
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Ryan: "Great. Before, I was imagining a large, talking dog. Now, I'm imagining Mork from Ork."

Doctor: "Actually, I'm Patch Adams."
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Your "Submit" button trigger finger is faster than mine.
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Ryan: "May I pet your beard?"

Doctor: "Does it remind you of Wilfred?"

Ryan: "No, it just looks so soft."
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Ryan: Doctor, you have to help me. I've been experiencing extreme psychological damage!

Robin Williams: When did this start?

Ryan: When I watched Licence to Wed.

Robin Williams: ...
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