Open Caption: Wilfred

For the first time in Open Caption history (I'm pretty sure), today's caption comes with a moral. And that moral is this: Safety matters more at certain times than it does others, so practice safety wisely. Here are your winners from yesterday's contest:

From Mate:

Ben: "If only I thought of all these safety measures before you were conceived."

From phoenix_1986:

"One big step for man... One big poop for baby."

From silverscreenluv:
Baby: "Please tell me we're not actually related."

Today's Image: Wilfred

Everybody's favorite imaginary dog comes back tonight, sort of, with a "special preview episode" in advance of next week's official Season 2 premiere. In "Progress," Ryan has to adjust to life without Wilfred. How long do you think it'll take him to crack? Robin Williams guest-stars as Ryan's doctor, which makes me think maybe he's a figment of Ryan's imagination, too. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

Check out all of our recent winners on's Open Caption Pinterest Board.

Like on Facebook