Welcome to this week's edition of Open Caption! Last week we posted a shot of The Vampire Diaries' Elena (Nina Dobrev) and her biological mama Isobel (Mia Kirshner) chatting it up in a cemetery. These entries each deserve a gift certificate to the Mystic Grill.
"He said he was going to watch The Cape in its entirely in one sitting, and then halfway through, he died! He just died!"
See? They kept us off the air for so long that some of the main characters died of old age.
"Isobel: So I heard you and Stefan are having sex now. Do you think its too late for us to have that talk about boys? Elena: Mom, we are in a cemetery."
"Elena: "I don't know why, but suddenly I'm hungry for a Tombstone pizza.""
"Isobel: "...and this is where the writers buried your personality."
Next up: The Office's newest employee, Will Ferrell, finally starts work at Dunder-Mifflin this week... and it looks like he's already getting down to business. Post your best caption idea in the comments!