Welcome to this week's edition of Open Caption! Last week we posted a shot of The Vampire Diaries' Elena (Nina Dobrev) and her biological mama Isobel (Mia Kirshner) chatting it up in a cemetery. These entries each deserve a gift certificate to the Mystic Grill.
...From Vidsignup
"He said he was going to watch The Cape in its entirely in one sitting, and then halfway through, he died! He just died!"
...From Miz_Tasha
See? They kept us off the air for so long that some of the main characters died of old age.
...From Escobar
"Isobel: So I heard you and Stefan are having sex now. Do you think its too late for us to have that talk about boys? Elena: Mom, we are in a cemetery."
...From Geek_Queen
"Elena: "I don't know why, but suddenly I'm hungry for a Tombstone pizza.""
...From kiplo39
"Isobel: "...and this is where the writers buried your personality."
...From docspector
"Who's "Buffy"?"
Next up: The Office's newest employee, Will Ferrell, finally starts work at Dunder-Mifflin this week... and it looks like he's already getting down to business. Post your best caption idea in the comments!
"The show will be about this much worse now that i'm replacing steve carell"
Have any of you seen my jazz flute? it's about yay-long...
I'm here to see that you receive at least 22 more paychecks for next season. If my episodes end up s***king...you're on your own!
Steve: "Hey Will......would you be my 'Deborah Norville'?Will: "Ok.....but I'd rather be your 'Katie Couric' "Steve: "Shhhh....don't spoil the surprise"
"Hey gang! How do you like this lifesize cut-out of Will Ferrell?It will have to do untill my real replacement gets here."
Yes I am Will Ferrel. The job hunt got a bit rough after 'The Other Guys.'
The new Dunder Mifflin fully automated Regional Manager robot, powered by a the dundermifflin.com a.i., that was defeated by Dwight Schrute in a sales competition. "Targeting nearest sales threat, Dwight Scrute."
I'm doing the robot to distract the attention from Kevins redicioulos toupet!
Will Ferrell: Finally I am here. Let's kick that stupid boss yours from this office. Steve Carell: I am standing right here.
five.....five dollar.....five dollar footlong...any any any five......five dollar.....five dollar footlong.
"...oil...can.................oil...can...."
"You haven't seen Black Swan?!"
If you gave me an enema, I'd fit in a box this small!!
Hi, I'm Will Farrell, the most unfunny, untalented, idiotic person they could have ever put on this show and I'm taking over as boss! You might as well pack your bags now because the show will be cancelled this time next year.
"It was this big! My comedy career used to be this big!"
"This suit is from the Jacobim Mugatu 2011 spring collection."
"Santa's coming HERE?! Oh my god! I know him, I know him!"
"That's right, it's me, Will Ferrell! Isn't stunt casting great! LOVE ME!!"
Steve Carell: Unfortunately, Will couldn’t make it, but he sent over this life-size Ferrell action doll. Look, the arms bend and everything. I don’t think anyone will notice.
Ferrell: "That's right. All we have to do is mention Subway's foot-long subs a few times and we'll be rolling in all the free subs we can eat!" Carell: "It works on 'Chuck'."
I know I am a big movie star but I am able to humble myself to you lowlifes
Deangelo: ...so she began explaining how the bolt for the paper machine needs to be this big, and that you have to screw it in really tight. And I was like "that's what she said"... Michael: Hey, that's my line!
"We sell paper! And this is how we do it. You have to dig in deep and go about this wide. And bring out your inner paper saleshershim. That's not a word. I thought so. Regardless, we gotta stick it to them with tons of paper. Cause we at Dunder Miffin care this much about paper. "
don't knock the robot... it's timeless...
"Walmart has a sale on this week where you can get a huge bottle of Sex Panther for just 5 bucks!"
"Although movies are three times bigger than this, I get a garenteed paycheck every week. Mawhaha."
Im only going to be this much funnier than steve carrell.
Have you seen my friend Baxter? He's about so big. He's like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair...
Look, can any of you tell me how to get to the "Dancing With the Stars" sounstage, or not? 1 2 3 1 2 3...
...and that's how you leave a TV show and get a movie career!
I know how you guys feel... I used to have to go on after Tina Fey, too!
I've got tiger's blood. Plus, Adonis DNA!
"Look everyone, this girl has a thumb growing out of her head!"
That's what she said.
I'm only really getting paid THIS much more than you. Per minute, with a bonus. You...you knew about the bonus right?
No guys, mine's not this big, it's thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.
Hey Guys! Really- I was paid for being in ELF. Promise you won't be seeing the green suit. Unless it's Christmas because then... I'm not going to promise anything.