Open Caption: William Shatner on Pysch

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Today's Image: William Shatner on Psych
In tonight's episode, the Shat (is that his official name now?) visits Shawn and Gus on the golf course. They must be power dealin', right? Or maybe Shatner is just shilling for Priceline? I've heard it both ways.

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Shatner: Denny Crane, nice to meet ya
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Shatner: "Yes, I am William Shatner. Yes, I am awesome. And, no, I can't get you in the new Star Trek movie."
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Shatner: "That's a good impersonation of a Vulcan, son, but you're no Leonard Nimoy."
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Announcer: "Stay tuned for "S#*! My Shat Says"."
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nose
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"Uh, Gus, this guy says he can 'Beam' us anywhere we want. Do me a favour, back away slowly and start the golf kart."
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*Shatner squeezes Shawn's hand, causing him to blink*

Gus: Shawn! You said you never lose a staring contest! And why'd you have to bet him my hat?!

Shawn: You'll thank me later, Gus. You look ridiculous in that beret.

Gus: It's not a beret, Shawn. It's called a flat cap.

Shatner: I've heard it both ways.

*Shawn and Gus both stare in surprise*
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Shawn, Gus, and Shatner have a very serious staring contest.
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Shatner: What is this? An impression of Tiger Woods and his caddy?

Gus (thinking): We're La Forge and Data going undercover as golf players! Shouldn't Captain Kirk out of all people recognize us?
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Quit that Vulcan handshake s--t, we don't have time to play.
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Shawn- "Are you TJ Hooker?"
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Exerting every ounce of mental fortitude to remain serious. A furrowed brow. A look of contemplative countenance. The strain of keeping a straight face. All the while thinking: "I'm touching Captain Kirk, I'm touching Captain Kirk, I'm touching Captain Kirk, I hope my hand isn't sweaty, I'm touching Captain Kirk, I'm touching Captain Kirk . . . ."
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Shawn: "And you're sure you were never on 'Star Trek'? Not involved with 'Star Wars', 'Starbucks' or any other star-related enterprise?"
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Shatner: So, we have a deal, right?

Shawn: Indeed, Captain. Patrick Stewart will no longer be a problem.
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"Shat" is past tense of "sh*t."
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**All thinking**

Shawn: **OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG**

Gus: **Screaming like a little girl**

Shatner: **Denny Crane.**
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The Shat is the name of the hat Gus is wearing.
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Shawn: It's er very nice to meet you too...(whispers to Gus) do you think this means we're getting cancelled?
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Priceline.com now requires me to thank each person who uses the site personally. Let that be a lesson to you... always read your contracts carefully.
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Hi. I'm William Shatner. You might remember me from such commercials as "priceline.com"...
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Let me ask you something. Have you ever heard of "typecasting"? It's something to think about...
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in tonight's episode of psych, the shatner secret handshake makes its first appearance
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Shaun: Nice to meet you Captain, I'm Christopher Pike, and this is my friend Scotty Uhura.

Shatner: Actually it's just Bill, not Captain.

Shaun: I've heard it both ways
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