Open Caption: Work It

Jokes about dead people! I love your macabre spirit! Really, I do. And so here are the winners of yesterday's contest:

From darkitp:
Castle: "Some people love necrophilia, necromancy, and others just love necro-high five!"


From DrkMgcn399:
"Yeah, Serenity totally deserved a sequel. High five!"


From JamesButko:
Castle: "Well, now that you're dead, our secret handshake will forever remain a secret."




Today's Image: Work It
I know, I know. The punchline for this image is such low-hanging fruit, but I figure we may as well milk it for all it's worth. Besides, Work It can't possibly stay on the air for much longer. Oh, and tonight's episode is called, "Shake Your Money Maker," in case you needed any more terrible inspiration. Post your best caption ideas in the comments!

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Jan 12, 2012
Angel: You might be right, one of them might be bigger than the other!
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Jan 12, 2012
Amaury Nolasco : even if we didnt get picked up for second season , keep your chin up , and your manboobs higher !
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Jan 11, 2012
Angel : Do you think make em bigger is gonna save our show or going to increase the ratings?!!

Lee : Be cool! im just getting in touch with my feminine side.
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Jan 11, 2012
Lee: "How in the world do women work with these things."

Angel: "I don't know, but I'm sure glad they do!"
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Jan 11, 2012
Angel: "You're right, they do feel real."

Lee: "Um, Angel, you can stop jiggling my boobs, now."

Angel: "Just a few more minutes."
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Jan 11, 2012
I gotta say this!

Wouldn't today's caption go perfectly with this ad??
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Jan 11, 2012
Ok fine... I'll show you what the producers had to do to the ABC execs to get this show greenlit.
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Jan 11, 2012
You ask me why I'm on this show? Because it will lead to opportunities for me to do THIS to actual women.
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Jan 11, 2012
I refuse to do this.
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Jan 11, 2012
These boobs really bring out the color of your eyes.
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Jan 11, 2012
Sucre: ...and then you use the bra to store your drugs. I am a monument to Puerto Rico.
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Jan 11, 2012
Do you think I'm pretty?
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Jan 11, 2012
First there was The View. Now there's The Talk. I tell you they're going to love us in The Drag.
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Jan 11, 2012
Are you sure your wife doesn't own an underwire? Maybe you should get her a Victoria's Secret gift card for her birthday.
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Jan 11, 2012
This is as close as Amaury Nolasco will ever get to holding a Golden Globe in his hands.
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Jan 11, 2012
Nolasco: These are the first breasts I've touched in months. Needless to say, my wife didn't like it that I took this job.
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Jan 11, 2012
Lee: Uh, this feels a little weird.

Angel: Yeah... Let's make 'em bigger!
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Jan 11, 2012
Angel: With a face like that, you need 'em as big as you can get 'em.
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Jan 11, 2012
The definition of wonder bra has taken on a whole new meaning.
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Jan 11, 2012
Sucre: The producers say that the only way to save a show from cancellation is gratuitous bra groping shots.
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Jan 11, 2012
Angel: And if you feel something strange, you will have to get a mammogram.

Lee: Seriously? Stop joking, no one can be stupid enough to believe we are women.
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Jan 11, 2012
All men go out dressed like this during the first week of university. It's a tradition.
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Jan 11, 2012
Angel Ortiz : hey man those Victoria's Secret Models are nothing compared to us ! we are two sexy bitches !
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Jan 11, 2012
Lee: You're sure this isn't weird?? We're not even filming.

Angel: Trust me bro, Wentworth and I used to do this all the time. It's called research. Now shut up and rub those babies together.
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Jan 11, 2012
"Trust me: Don't worry about your goiter, unshaven legs and football shoulders. You want these babies to be perfectly perky or they will not believe you're one of them!"
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Jan 11, 2012
"So this is how one 'fondles the breasts' during what they call 'foreplay'. Trust me, with these mad skills you won't stay a virgin for much longer. Now you have a go on me."
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Jan 11, 2012
Lee: I'll admit, taking female hormones to grow actual boobs was not the best idea.

Angel: Yeah, I'm sorry to hear you got fired. Have fun hiding those from your wife.
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Jan 11, 2012
"You have to remember, the most important part of padding a bra is . . . . No. No, no, no! I can't do this. DAMN YOU WORK IT! I can't even bring myself to write a caption for this horrible show.
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Jan 11, 2012
Haahahahahah
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Jan 11, 2012
Black Guy: My neighbor's daughter make $486 every day selling stuff just like this. Want to know more??

White Guy: (Whisper)You really think you can get this by the director??

Black Guy: He fell asleep 20 mins ago.
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Jan 11, 2012
Thumbs Up!
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Jan 11, 2012
Now you won't be able to breast feed but you will fill out a blouse very nicely.
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Jan 11, 2012
"I told you you should have brought more socks to fill them."
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Jan 11, 2012
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they're like "It's better than yours" !
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Jan 11, 2012
my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps!
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