What to watch on Tuesday, July 26th
Look down at the sand: Do you see the point where one set of footprints stopped and then there was only a long extension cord? That's when the Television was carrying You.
8pm, ABC Family
Pretty Little Liars
If you ever find yourself leading a life full of constant betrayal, intrigue, blackmail and angst, be sure and take the extra few hours to really look your best! It helps! Anyway tonight Aria finds herself at the apex of a love triangle, Emily battles homesickness, Hanna is simply appalled at Caleb's shadiness, plus Spencer's dad freaks out over something (could be anything).
Sometimes the most brutal, destructive wars on earth are the wars of the human heart. You know? (Barf.) Tonight seven wounded soldiers miraculously recover when one of their fellow unit members arrives at the hospital. Plus Suzy helps Bobby with his research and finds conclusive evidence that he is CHARMING.
This week Peter (Tim DeKay) and Neal (YOU KNOW WHO) infiltrate an international private security firm to look for missing Naval Academy buddy. It's unclear how tuxedos will factor in, but that's what's great about this show: Tuxedo ingenuity.
When a supposed good samaritan's corpse gets stolen from his own funeral (!), Dwight and Whitehead must (A) get it back and (B) make all kinds of unflattering discoveries about the man's personal life. If I had a nickel for every funeral I've attended in which the body was stolen, I'd have well over three dollars by now!
Annie and Joan must pose as a news team in order to rescue one of their spy friends in a Mexican hostage crisis. But things get even more complicated when Peter Gallagher sends rogue agent Ben to assist them. Be careful, everyone!
Just when Jenna thought she'd made some headway in having a decent school year, the mean-girl cheerleaders snap a topless pic in the locker room and forward it to the entire school. What is a good word to describe this scenario? I'm drawing a blank! Anyway, in case you were wondering, this show is pretty good! The main actress is a lady dreamboat (right, fellas??) and it's well-done, but UGH, that voiceover! Producers, it's never too late to drop that device-- Look at Vampire Diaries!
PLUS ALL NEW EPISODES OF...
Hell's Kitchen, 8 p.m., Fox
It's Worth What?, 8 p.m., NBC
19 Kids & Counting, 9 p.m., TLC
101 Ways to Leave a Game Show, 9 p.m., ABC
America's Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC
Deadliest Catch, SEASON 7 FINALE, 9 p.m., Discovery Channel
Degrassi: The Next Generation, 9 p.m., Teen Nick
Flipping Out, 9 p.m., Bravo
MasterChef, 9 p.m., Fox
The Nine Lives of Chloe King, 9 p.m., ABC Family
48 Hours Mystery, 10 p.m., CBS
Chopped, 10 p.m., Food Network
Gene Simmons Family Jewels, 10 p.m., A&E;
HawthoRNe, 10 p.m., TNT
Little Couple, 10 p.m., TLC
Teen Mom, 10 p.m., MTV
Tosh.0, 10 p.m., Comedy Central
True Grime: Crime Scene Clean Up, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Web Therapy, 11 p.m., Showtime
LATE NITE PICKS:
Betty White on Tavis Smiley, 12 a.m., PBS
Daniel Craig on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12 a.m., ABC
Julianne Moore & The Eels on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Olivia Wilde on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Steve Carell, Marc Maron and Matt & Kim on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Tim Gunn on Lopez Tonight, 12 a.m., TBS
William H. Macy on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
What are you watching tonight?