9 p.m., CBSCarrot Top guest-stars as himself.
10 p.m., ABCJoBeth Williams) asks Addison (Kate Walsh) to help save her ailing partner (guest star Ann Cusack), Charlotte (Kadee Strickland) and Cooper (Paul Adelstein) do the nasty (or at least try to), and Violet (Amy Brenneman) debates whether she should publish a revealing personal memoir.
10 p.m., CBSSimon Baker’s beautiful face remains scratch-free!
Season 3 premiere, 10 p.m., MTV
11 p.m., COMEDYPatton Oswalt.
Also on the airwaves...
Wipeout, Season 4 premiere, 8 p.m., ABC
The Big Bang Theory, 8 p.m., CBS
Million Dollar Money Drop, 8 p.m., FOX
$#*! My Dad Says, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Grey’s Anatomy, 9 p.m., ABC
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, 10 p.m., BRAVO
Ace of Cakes, Season 10 premiere, 10 p.m., FOOD
NBA Basketball: Nuggets v. Kings, Thunder v. Mavericks
GoDaddy.com Bowl: Miami Ohio v. Middle Tennessee State
NCAA Men’s Basketball: Northwestern v. Illinois, St. Mary’s v. Loyola Marymount, Xavier v. Cincinnati, Villanova v. South Florida
What are you watching tonight?