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Sons of Anarchy "Orca Shrugged" Review: Blackmails and Shemales

Sons of Anarchy S05E05: "Orca Shrugged"

There's good television, and then there's entertaining television; the former involves carefully crafted storytelling that's engaging and thoughtful, and the latter is, for lack of a better phrase, full of crazy shit that we don't get to see in real life. Surprisingly, despite being about a motorcycle gang (I'm not in a motorcycle gang, so this is foreign stuff to me, but maybe you are, in which case ignore this), Sons of Anarchy spends most of its time on the good side of things with its focus on family life, loyalty, and friendship, hidden within a cloud of leather and beer bubbles in beards. But sometimes, just to remind our hybrid-car-driving soccer-mom asses that we will never be as exciting or balls-out as any grimy member of SAMCRO, Sons of Anarchy turns up the entertainment factor, probably just because it can.

"Orca Shrugged" was a very entertaining episode of Sons of Anarchy, but it was also mostly good at the same time. Yeah, I know I sound like an illiterate fourth grader by barfing up that simple babble, but "Orca Shrugged" featured all the ridiculous fun of drag queens, gatling guns, and bare-knuckle fighting, then really hit a touching theme of healing among club members while others dealt with new wounds.

Sons of Anarchy has been dragging a few stories for a while now, so when Jax said the gun deal with the Irish was going to go down, all I could do was scream, "FINALLY!" The show has a tendency to treat its plots like a buffet, loading up its plate with hanging threads before it even comes close to finishing what it picked up during its last trip. Do you really need French fries when you haven't finished your mashed potatoes? To SoA's credit, it's been able to stay more focused this season and has juggled stories with more clarity, but any time a plot moves closer to its end, it feels like an accomplishment—especially when new ideas are constantly being piled on.

And one of those new stories took up a large chunk of tonight's episode as Jax pursued SAMCRO's new source of income, a joint prostitution venture with Nero. But to get the right property for the Poonanny Palace, an Elks Lodge a few miles outside of town, Jax had to go to Mayor Jacob Hale. The requisite scratching of backs presented itself, as Hale needed one extra vote to keep his dream of upscale real estate project Charming Heights alive, setting up one of the funniest and over-the-top sequences in the history of a show that has had many over-the-top moments.

It went like this: The boys figured that they'd blackmail one of Hale's voters, an obese insurance man named Alan, into voting pro-Charming Heights by snapping incriminating photos of him in some serious sexual bondage circumstances. The only problem was that Alan, as far as we could tell, wasn't into that kind of stuff. Nothing a few sedatives and an eager tranny for hire couldn’t solve.

Listen, I respect the heck out of Walton Goggins. His work on Justified and The Shield is some of the best acting television has to offer, and he's a brilliant man who spends his spare time working on non-profit humanitarian and environmental efforts. Plus he's an artist with a camera, and he won an Academy Award in 2001 for directing and starring in the short film The Accountant. But I can honestly say without a doubt that the greatest thing he has ever done is dress up in drag with some huge prosthetic titties and say, "Didn't your daddy tell you to never judge a book by his penis?" The surprise cameo by Goggins as Venus Van Dam, a horny, sassy tranny in a thong and assless chaps who rode a whale of an unconscious man wearing nipple clamps, is the kind of entertainment television I was talking about at the top of this article. And things got even better when Marshall Allman (True Blood's Tommy) interrupted the photo session and was convinced to get some oral pleasure from Venus because hey, all the SAMCRO guys had a little dick every once in while. Chibs' "Two dicks" comment with a double-wanking motion and Tig's obsession with Venus's breasts were almost too much. Yes, I would watch a spin-off starring Venus Van Dam as a detective. Of course it would be called Private Dick.

Though I could spend years talking about Goggins' Double-Gs and man-ass, we must move on. The whole point of that fun was to get Jax in bed with legitimate politicians, and it was a smart play to get in good with Mayor Hale. They've had their issues before, but gangs know that allegiances change like the seasons. When one alliance is broken, it's in your best intrest to go out and start a new one. When the episode started and Jax went on and on about hate, I wondered if that would lead to careless decisions on his part. But siding with suits is a good move, especially since the club's relations with other gangs are so tenuous.

With Opie's death two weeks removed and new ventures in the works, the club is moving on and showing signs of healing. For some it's quite literal, with Tara's hand looking healthy enough to keep her dream of performing surgery again alive. And then there's Tig's ass, recovering from the bite he got from Alan. For others, it's a healing of relationships, and that's most apparent with Tara and Gemma. The final sequence of "Orca Shrugged" was, after so much strife between the ladies in previous episodes, a beautiful thing to witness. Tara offered Gemma a chance to spend some time with her grandson, and Jax came home to find the two most important women in his life at ease during a rare moment of calm. But the serenity was slightly stirred when Jax opened his special delivery: a cooler containing the black-market severed boob and thumb that will be used to appease the Latino gangsters who wanted Nero's whore Emma Jean (Ashley Tisdale) dead. The juxtaposition of the flesh on ice and Jax's relaxed demeanor in the kitchen was a reminder that the nefarious activities of the club are never completely out of the picture. SAMCRO gets to heal a bit for now, but for others (like Sheriff Roosevelt—more on that below), the wounds have just been opened.



NOTES

– So sad to see Sheriff Roosevelt's wife and her unborn child get killed in the botched break-in. Where does Roosevelt turn his attention to now? I was looking for another prosthetic leg during that scene as evidence that it was indeed the SAMCRO Nomads, but didn't see one. But it has to be, right?

– I do not like Galen one bit. Did he really need to show that the giant gun worked by blowing up two of SAMCRO's bikes? And why was Chibs the only one who took exception to this? You do NOT mess with the ride of an MC member.

– What's up with the giant butt sculpture in Nero's brothel? It's hideous! And I want one in my house.

– My favorite part of the Walton Goggins scene was watching Charlie Hunnam and Mark Boone Jr. try to not laugh. And just because I can...

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Well, now that I have a solid reason not to watch SoA, i feel better completely avoiding this show and the director's transpobic agenda. (along with the idiotic usage, in this review, of derogatory terms and things the author obviously doesn't understand)
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This is how I reacted to the nightmarish entrance of Venus Van Dam:

"Hay, I know this dude/chick... where have I see 'it' before? Wait a second... On no... SHANE? IS THAT YOU, SHANE?! HOLY SHIT -WHAT THE FUCK??????..."

And I proceed to laugh out loud about it for 20 minutes straight. And then, after re-starting my vid, Sam's brother Tommy showed up too!? Hands down, the most insane scenes I've seen on TV all year. We've all say it before, but, seriously, if Goggins doesn't at least a damn Emmy nomination for this, there's no more point for that award.

After all the tragedies of recent episodes, it was nice to laugh again. However, the whole break-in thing just got SAMCRO in the middle of problems they just do not need. Obviously, the Nomads are behind it, but they better have a damn good reason to break in a SHERIFF'S HOUSE, for cry-out-loud. Hopefully, we can get some explanations out of that storyline next week.

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Walton Goggins, you are simply awesome and can do no wrong.
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Goggins ROCKS! I damn near peed my pants!!!



And Tig getting bit in the ass, "Why does this always happen to me?". Classic.
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Thats probably the best acting we will see during this TV season. Walton Goggins...well done sir, well done.
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Walton Goggins.... that is all.
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As if I needed another reason to love Walton Goggins...

This was a pretty cool episode. The whole scene with Goggins and Allman was hilarious. The only slightly downside to me is Gemma... I'm really getting tired of her.

The most significant part to me was the Sheriff's wife getting shot. I assume he'll check his wife's fingernails and find out that it was a SAMCRO member (I still assume that Clay is directing the new nomad-to-club-members to the break-ins)... at which point he'll go apeshit on them. While that sounds awesome, I'm just weary of the idea that this may eventually lead to the Sheriff and/or Jax wanting to kill Clay, and Clay not dying AGAIN. Or, hopefully, this time around he does get killed.
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Clay won't go apesshit..he'll just deny and bury his loses. This may bring Roosevelt closer...
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If clay doesn't die again when he should. I am done with the show.
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Surette your transphobic language is getting down right annoying. If your gonna be an ass at least be consistent, a drag queen is a guy who dresses up as a woman for money usually, a shemale the most offensive term you used simply cause it fit nicely with your sodding review title is generally a transsexual woman and a tranny is a transvestite, ie a man who identifies as a man who likes to wear womens clothes. A lot of the comments have now used the word tranny, probably because they think its ok to because you used that offensive word. Its not the first time ive seen you give a review thats uses offensive terms for transsexual or made jokes and I for one am bloody sick of it. I suppose you have no idea what it feels like when ya being kicked, punched, spat at etc and thent he last thing you hear before you clack out is someone calling you a f***ing tranny! People use it the same way they use the N word its not acceptable!
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Really? I think 'freak' covers the full spectrum..
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"Tranny" and "She male" are equivalent to using terms like "Spic", "Kike", "F@g" or "Ni@@er".



Would you casually use those terms in a review?



Would you casually classify anyone offended by them as Freaks?

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If you have read his reviews before and his use of particular words or phrases offended you so much, then why are you still reading his reviews?



Also, as far as I know and have seen, being a transvestite is often times a little more than just wearing the clothing of the opposite sex but adopting the behavior of the opposite sex as well. Cross dressing is simply wearing clothing of the opposite sex.



One more thing; If the word tranny is just an abbreviated term for transvestite, then why is it so offensive? Don't get me wrong, I have no problem with any of it and have gay relatives and friends, but my god lighten up. I'm Irish and Italian, and if I got angry every time someone referred to the Irish as "mics" donkeys, or drunks or the Italians as greaseballs or guineas, I'd be angry all the time. Luckily I have a sense of humor and can laugh it off. You should try it some time, and for the love of god, stop reading Tim's reviews.

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I couldnt stop laughing the who time we saw Walton Goggins on scene. He played his charaters part so well (of course he did). And those boobs they looked sooo real. hahaha
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Very nice review, I found it from Google as I thought that the tranny was Walton Goggins from the Shield and I was glad to see I was right. He really should get more credit and work, as he is a very talented actor. It was good to have a break from the still lingering loss of Opie.



The home invasions are definitely the work of the Nomads, Chuck Zito's character was clearly involved in one of the season's first episodes. I like the thought that it may be Clay behind it, it's not in his nature to stay on the sidelines due to his enormous ego. Also like the thought that the breast and finger may be from Carla, would certainly add a dimension to Nero. Can't wait to see how this all plays out!
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http://popgoesthearts.blogspot.ca/2012/10/sons-of-anarchy-5x05-review-some-much.html
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It's Walton, not Walter.
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The point of Galen blowing up the bikes was to see if Jax responded with emotion. Instead Jax cooly walked away and tossed out the: We'll send you a bill..line. It was a pivotal moment, a pivotal change in Jax's charachter and you missed it.



The rest of the episode was stupid. The scene with Van Damn went on far too long, even with the inside joke. The Son's home invasion gig has been dumb from the start, the return of Hale was...weird. I think if I spend a moment thinking about this episode I can take almost every plot point apart. Sadly, SOA just isn't worth the time and effort to do that anymore.
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Seriously? This really isn't the show for you then - I'd stop watching. I loved this episode
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This WAS a show, that while it stretched things, usually made some sort of sense. It WAS a show that set itself apart by trying to be more than just dick and fart jokes. It was a show that modeled itself after Hamlet, that told a story on a grand scale and dealt life's most important issues and struggles... Maybe it wasn't FOR YOU.
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Take your sense of betrayal elsewhere. Its not like this is 'your' show. I watch this as a piece of fiction so I don't really care when things don't add up - I have better things to do with my time than analyse a television show I enjoy watching as entertainment.
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the best moment...



Juice: "...Really?"



THE LOOK ON TIG'S FACE.
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Day five of Clay still being alive. Hey that rhymed.



This was probably my favorite episode of the season thus far. Walton Goggins is probably the greatest actor FX has in their roster. The man deserves an Emmy multiple times over. From The Shield to Justified and now this. Whenever Justified runs its course he needs his own show.



The rest of the episode was good. Loved the fight between Galen and Jax. Having several Irish relatives that is a bonding experience and hopefully leads him to trust Jax more so that Clay can finally die the death he deserves.



I have to agree with Beverlycy below. Gemma is turning into a joke. A caricature that is just sad on all accounts. Jax should have put her in her place when she questioned him about Nero. He should have said anything and everything around you turns toxic. This is a business we want to grow and I can't have Nero getting sucked into your death spiral.



Great episode. Aside from Clay still living.

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Walton Goggins is indeed one of the best. It'll probably go up to day 39 of Clay being alive.
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Anybody else think the thumb and tit came from Carla? If it is and Nero's the one who did it, honestly I think Nero's going to end up being the Big Bad Guy this season.
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Gemma is turning into a cartoon joke.
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I laughed out loud for a long time, how funny was Tig, all the guys really. This episode was absolutely needed to break the "OMG Opie is dead" tension, and Walter Goggins, words can't express the joy his performance gave me. I love Sutter, he is a genius. Thank you for your reviews, they are always positive and encouraging. You obviously love the show as much as we do.
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Tig and Juice saved that scene...and Jax too. That scene was really just Sutter jerking off.
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I laughed out loud for a long time, how funny was Tig, all the guys really. This episode was absolutely needed to break the "OMG Opie is dead" tension, and Walter Goggins, words can't express the joy his performance gave me. I love Sutter, he is a genius. Thank you for your reviews, they are always positive and encouraging. You obviously love the show as much as we do.
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all I have to say is this the Blackmail scene was the best ever, that should win an award period.Walton Goggins OMG he was brilliant, over all the episode was great as usual
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Goggins does not have an Oscar (sadly). He was in The Accountant, but the writer/director, and Oscar winner, is Ray McKinnon. Who was on Sons last season as the federal agent, and has also graced the small screen in Deadwood. (McKinnon, in his own right, is a brilliant actor, and anyone who hasn't seen The Accountant should seek it out.)
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You're correct that Ray directed and wrote the film, but Walton does have an Oscar too. I think the film won for best Short, and they were both producers on it, so they each got an Oscar.

He is WAAAAY overdue for an Emmy though.
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Sutter is a genius for breaking the tension after the death of a loved character with something so over the top as Venus Van DAMN, and at the same time going ahead with the plotline in the direction that is needed for the show
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You know...you make a fair point. I don't agree with you...but you're comment has merit.
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Really enjoying this season it's great! So how many Shield members have we had so far is it four?

Aceveda, Lemansky, Ronnie and now Shane? I think that is right but I may have missed someone.
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Dutch...
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And they showed an episode of The Shield on the tv screen when Juice was in lock up. So I guess Vic Mackey was there too ;)
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There was also Dutch.
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I went to bed smiling. Hell, I'm still smiling! I figured Walter would show up on SOA at some point, but I never imagined it like that.
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I hope I can get that image OUT of my mind before I go to bed.
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LOL! Now it's time for me to watch The Shield :'DDDDDDD
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Crazy shit, but hilarious and a relief after all the stress of this season.
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I think it was writers' gaffe when in intro Jax in voice-over said - it sounds like a cliche. what! i'm not gonna buy in any sense that Jax (smart guy obviously) could write such self reflective thing (it is too implausible - he's a street smart kid a gang leader not a Hamlet) it's huge gaffe. I don't remember hearing such things from Jax. as far as i remember it was always JT words that Jax saying in voice-over. so now Jax is right on Hamlet. may be he starts to recite Shakespear? or do play for Clay and Gemma? it's kinda off putting.

and the thing with Gemma not allowed to date Nero is a bit stretched out. is it Jax actin' out coz he knows Gemma's been involved in JT death? or is it just stupid plot device to create more drama? everytime Jax says - wait it's not the time - I want to shoot myself.

and why on earth Nomads wanted to invade sheriff's house and shot his wife? more drama?
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I liked the voice over with Jax, a book to his sons; great call-back to him reading JT's book.

Am I the only one who thinks Clay is orchestrating the home invasions? And in some upcoming episode, they are going to need Jax and Tara's marriage certificate and it's in the trash...
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say spoiler ffs!!!



I don't watch promos for next week or read online what will happen,so please no spoilers
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hope we get to see some gag reels after season is over from that scene:D



Shane( Walter G.) was best in Shield !



Bring back Venus Van Damm !!!! :D
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Lol, great episode!
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Ha!! Funniest episode BY FAR!! Man, when I saw Venus, I kept thinking of Walton Goggins for some strange reason, even though I was convinced that Venus was a professional Tranny actor/tress. He needs an Guest Actor/Tress Emmy for this role. Every look Clay gave at the table had 'Sneaky Bastard' all over his face. Man, great episode.
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I just don't feel Goggins has the ass to pull off those tits.
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Of course when I heard Venus van damn I thought of Cletus van damn so now I'll probably be breaking out my shield dvds. Hell with SoA renewed for season 6 you gotta wonder if there gonna get everyone from the shield a guest spot. Question I agree with Tig why is it always his ass that gets chewed on. You gotta wonder who is going to die by the end of the season between the nomads, Pope, and Clay not to mention Nero if he turns out to be a problem like everyone thinks. Last thought did anyone else notice that during the whole thing with Venus Alan and the club Happy was the one that seemed disturbed.
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Yeah, the Van Damme reference immediately recalled WG's classic Cletus persona from The Shield. Great stuff in this episode from both him and Tig.

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The writers must have had fun scripting for Tig in that scene. I loved Goggins, but what really made me laugh was Tig.
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I'm about to pee my pants laughing so hard! That's about the best thing I have seen, soon as I heard his voice I saw Boyd Crowder, Justified will never be the same!
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