South Park, Justified, and Happy Endings

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What to watch on Wednesday, April 27.

Tonight when you're out in town square, bustin' out all your funkiest roller-disco moves, why not try and save some of that positive energy for all the TV you'll be watching afterward? Just a thought.

SEASON 15 PREMIERE, 10pm, Comedy Central
South Park
The episode title "HUMANCENTiPad" should be pretty self-explanatory, but tune in tonight to witness the dastardly Steve Jobs' most grotesque creation to date. Also: Happy fifteenth season, boys!

8pm, CBS
Survivor: Redemption Island
Tonight we'll check in with God-fearing hunk Matt to see how he's holding up after 21 days on Redemption Island (hint: not great!), and a surprise twist may or may not throw Boston Rob for a loop.

10pm, ABC
Happy Endings
Tonight Penny discovers a hidden ability to speak Italian only while intoxicated, and Brad's square-peg father out-parties the entire gang.

10pm, FX
Justified
After Helen got straight-up murdered, it's up to Raylan to track down Dickie Bennett for a fistful o' justice. ("Delicate teaspoonful of justice" didn't sound as gritty.)

8pm, NBC
Inside the Royal Wedding
Join Matt Lauer and Meredith Vieira for an inside look at the wedding your mom is VERY excited about. From the cake design to the gown to the guest list, you'll learn all the most important details. Imagine if the Super Bowl only happened every 30 years—NOW you know why your mom will be waking up at 4am for this thing.

PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...

American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
Are We There Yet?, 8 & 8:30 p.m., TBS
Web Soup, 8 p.m., G4
Better With You, 8:30 p.m., ABC
America's Next Top Model, 9 p.m., CW
MythBusters, 9 p.m., Discovery
The Ultimate Fighter, 9 p.m., Spike
Breaking In, 9:30 p.m., Fox
Cougar Town, 9:30 p.m., ABC
Extreme Couponing, 9:30 p.m., TLC
Coal, 10 p.m., Spike
The Real World, 10 p.m., MTV
Top Chef Masters, 10 p.m., Bravo
Tyler Perry's House of Payne, 10 & 10:30 p.m., TBS,
Workaholics, 10:30 p.m., Comedy Central

LATE-NITE PICKS:

Gilbert Gottfried on Wendy Williams Show, 12:00 a.m., BET
Jill Scott on The Mo'Nique Show, 11:00 p.m., BET
Lykke Li on Last Call with Carson Daly, 1:35 a.m., NBC
Matt Braunger & Jen Kirkman on Chelsea Lately, 11:00 p.m., E!
Rene Russo on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Tracy Morgan on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC


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