What to watch on Friday, April 29.
Well, we did it, you guys. Another endless gauntlet of weekdays recedes in our rearview mirrors and we've EARNED that mixed metaphor. Have a great weekend...your TV sure will:
Friday Night Lights
Tonight Vince must deal with yet another troubled family member and Coach Taylor attempts to straighten out his unruly team. Plus, Tami will have a glass of white wine at some point? Probably.
When Sam and Dean visit a small town where all of the residents are actually DEMONS, they must face one of Eve's most dastardly tricks yet: A demon version of their own mother.
Tonight Frank is simply appalled when reporters sensationalize his newest case—the murder of a tourist outside a Lower East Side restaurant. Ugh, pesky reporters, always interested in interesting things.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Kitchen Nightmares, 8 p.m., Fox
Shark Tank, 8 p.m., ABC
Smallville, 8 p.m., CW
The Royal Wedding: Modern Majesty, 8 p.m., CBS
20/20, 9 p.m., ABC
CSI: NY, 9 p.m., CBS
Dateline NBC, 9 p.m., NBC
How It’s Made, 9 p.m., Science Channel
American Loggers, 10 p.m., Discovery
Camelot, 10 & 11 p.m., Starz
Fashion Police, 10 p.m., E!
Aretha Franklin on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
Bog Saget on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
John Krasinski on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Moby on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
What to watch on Saturday, April 30.
The team pursues a prison escapee who's eager to prove his own innocence. Just hear him out, okay?!
This is just a good movie right here. Don't get me wrong, I'd rather watch Batman Returns all day (and I often do), but this one is good too, if only for the scenes where the Scarecrow causes Gotham City to see Batman as a flying demon.
SPECIAL, 10pm, Animal Planet
Too Cute! Kittens
Did you notice the title? This is sort of why TV was invented. Anyway, this program follows the birth and first few months of three litters of kittens. "We've done it." —Philo T. Farnsworth
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
It's Me or the Dog, 8 p.m., Animal Planet
Doctor Who, SEASON 6 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., BBC America
The Suze Orman Show, 9 p.m., CNBC
48 Hours Mystery, 10 p.m., CBS
Doctor Who in America, SPECIAL, 10 p.m., BBC America
What to watch on Sunday, May 1.
Game of Thrones
Tonight Ned arrives at King's Landing only to find that the King's accounts are in bad shape, plus Jon the Bastard gets off on a bad foot with the other recruits at Castle Black and Catelyn secretly follows her husband to King's Landing. Also there will be tons of doggystyle, I'm guessing? I don't care, this show is terrific!
8:30pm / 9pm / 9:30pm, Fox Update: This weekend's new episodes of Family Guy, American Dad, and The Cleveland Show have been pulled from Fox's schedule due to tornadoes that have killed over 200 people in the South.
Cleveland Show / Family Guy / American Dad!
In a highly MOMENTOUS crossover event, a hurricane sweeps through each of these three towns and its respective characters must deal with the damage in their typically questionable ways. (P.S. I thought these three programs were already completely crossed-over all the time? Shows what I know.)
MINI-MARATHON, 8pm, G4
During our America's Got Cable showdown in which G4 absolutely trounced Spike, many of the commenters cited this show as being why they liked G4. Fair enough! It's very fun. Tonight and today enjoy a marathon of reruns, capped off with four new episodes in which funny, fearless folks hit the Ninja Warrior course.
Rosie's funeral is finally held, and her father starts taking matters into his own hands. Plus, Sarah and Holder question a suspect's family, neighbors, and friends.
SEASON 4 PREMIERE, 10pm, USA
In Plain Sight
She's back! Mary McCormack returns as U.S. Marshall Mary Shannon, and she is just tryin' to protect folks. In tonight's Season 4 premiere, she'll seek help from a waitress in order to exonerate Brandi from grand theft auto accusations.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
60 Minutes, 7 p.m., CBS
America's Funniest Home Videos, 7 p.m., ABC
Dateline NBC, 7 p.m., NBC
Amazing Race, 8 p.m., CBS
America's Next Great Restaurant, 8 p.m., NBC
Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, 8 p.m., ABC
Season 25: Oprah Behind the Scenes, 8 p.m., OWN
The Simpsons, 8 p.m., Fox
Army Wives, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Ax Men, 9 p.m., HGTV
Celebrity Apprentice, 9 p.m., NBC
Desperate Housewives, 9 p.m., ABC
Law & Order: Criminal Intent, 9 p.m., USA
Undercover Boss, 9 p.m., CBS
Breakout Kings, 10 p.m., A&E;
Brothers & Sisters, 10 p.m., ABC
Coming Home, 10 p.m., Lifetime
CSI: Miami, 10 p.m., CBS
Iron Chef America, 10 p.m., Food Network
Khloe & Lamar, 10 p.m., E!
Real Housewives of Orange County, 10 p.m., Bravo
River Monsters, 10 p.m., Animal Planet
Shark Men, 10 p.m., NatGeo
The Borgias, 10 p.m., Showtime
The Judds, 10 p.m., OWN
Treme, 10 p.m., HBO
Superjail, 12:00 a.m., Cartoon Network
What are you watching this weekend?