Supernatural, SNL's Season Finale, and Bob's Burgers

What to watch on Friday, May 20.

No offense, but it’s pretty much amazing you made it to the weekend without winding up in prison. Because you are so charming it’s illegal! (Also, your white collar crimes). Anyway, I guess it’s okay you’ve still got your freedom because now you can feast your eyes on THESE:

8pm, NBC
Friday Night Lights
Coach Taylor gets a taste of the spotlight when he receives a shout-out in a big publication, plus Julie runs into obstacles that keep her from returning to school.

In tonight's two-hour season finale, a demon kidnaps Ben and Lisa, then Sam will suddenly "remembers" all the terrible memories he'd been blocking. (Because all his regular memories aren't horrifying enough?)

SPECIAL, 8pm, Investigation Discovery
Children of Promise: The Legacy of Robert F. Kennedy
In this original special we'll meet the young students who've been helped by RFK's lasting legacy. True story: At first I was like, "Whoa, Investigation Discovery is airing a special that doesn't involve murder?" And then I was like, "Oh. Right." I guess the only question is, HOW MANY autopsy photos will they intersperse during this uplifting special?

8pm, Science
How It's Made
In tonight's brand new episode of television's most entrancing-yet-nerdy documentary series, we'll learn how custom steering wheels, apple pie, and paper towels are made. Face it: It's this show or going out. (I usually choose this).


Flashpoint, 8 p.m., CBS
Kitchen Nightmares, SEASON 3 FINALE, 8 p.m., Fox
Dateline NBC, 9 p.m., NBC
Dual Survival, 9 p.m., Discovery
Primetime: What Would You Do?, 9 p.m., ABC
Say Yes to the Dress, 9 & 9:30 p.m., TLC
20/20, 10 p.m., ABC
Camelot, 10 p.m., Starz
Four Weddings, 10 p.m., TLC
The Soup, 10 p.m., E!
The Whitest Kids U'Know, 10:30 p.m., IFC
Storytellers: Kings of Leon, ORIGINAL SPECIAL, 11 p.m., VH1


Tracy Morgan on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Suze Orman & Irene Cara on Wendy Williams Show, 12:00 a.m., BET
Jennifer Lawrence on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
Carrie Fisher on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS


What to watch on Saturday, May 21.

SEASON 36 FINALE, 11:30pm, NBC
Saturday Night Live
Justin Timberlake hosts and Lady Gaga performs. Which is fine, but we all know the most entertaining aspect of SNL won't come until the last few weeks of summer when we find out who got hired or fired. Have a great summer, Lorne!

Sinbad and the Minotaur
In tonight's Syfy Original, Sinbad steals a relic from a sorcerer and then leads his crew to a minotaur's neighborhood where they all just chill for a long weekend. Just kidding, the minotaur tries to eat everybody!

ORIGINAL MOVIE, 7pm, Lifetime
Another Man's Wife
Lifetime does it again! When a family retreats to the mountains for some quality spiritual bonding time, a mysterious local fireman starts giving them tons of trouble. Call the police! What? The line's been cut?! Run outside!

9pm, Animal Planet
My Cat From Hell
Tonight's episode features a pet cat who turns out to be feral, plus a cat with extreme mood swings. Also, there will be between eight and nine montages that attempt to make the tattooed, pierced host look cool and absolutely fail to do so. I mean, a guitar case filled with cat toys? What a rock star!


Chase, SEASON 1 FINALE, 8 p.m., NBC
It's Me or the Dog
, 8 p.m., Animal Planet
Mob Wives, 8 p.m., MTV
Doctor Who, 9 p.m., BBC America
Secrets From a Stylist, 9 p.m., HGTV
The Suze Orman Show, 9 p.m., CNBC
Antonio Treatment, 9:30 p.m., HGTV
48 Hours Mystery, 10 p.m., CBS
Oddities, 10 p.m., Science
Running Wilde, SERIES FINALE, 11 p.m., FX
Ben Bailey: Road Rage, SPECIAL, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central

What to watch on Sunday, May 22.

Celebrity Apprentice
Even though we all know the TRUE winner of this season is Marlee Matlin's interpreter, tune in to find out the technical winner: Will it be Marlee Matlin or John Rich? Who cares, as long as the reunited cast gets one last minute in the sun. The crazy sun.

9pm, HBO
Game of Thrones
So what happens after last week's slightly icky but completely awesome episode? Well, tonight Ned finds himself reinstated as the Hand of the King, but ends up making a risky decision. Plus, Tyrion attempts to plead his case to Catelyn's crazy sister, and Viserys makes more foolish demands of his savage leaders.

SEASON 1 FINALE, 8:30pm, Fox
Bob's Burgers
Attention fans of The State and Reno 911: Tonight Robert Ben Garant guest-stars as Torpedo Jones, a washed-up baseball player and also Bob's idol. Have a great summer, Bob's Burgers! You are terrific.

8pm, VH1
Mob Wives
Renee attempts to strike a peace accord between Karen and Drita, but WHOOPS! She just makes everything worse. Elegant shouting ensues.

10pm, AMC
The Killing
Tonight the Larsen family finally grows tired of the police department's failures and attempts to take the investigation into their own hands. Plus some VERY interesting local election stuff.

Jesse Stone: Innocents Lost
Tom Selleck's Jesse Stone character is back for another 2-hour TV movie event. In tonight's installment, Stone investigates the supposed suicide of a girl he'd once known, plus back at the station a new chief gets on everyone's nerves.


60 Minutes, 7 & 8 p.m., CBS
America's Funniest Home Videos, SEASON 22 FINALE, 7 p.m., ABC
Dateline NBC, 7 p.m., NBC
American Dad!, 7:30 p.m., Fox
Billboard Music Awards, 8 p.m., ABC
Coal, 8 p.m., Spike
Food Network Challenge, 8 p.m., Food Network
Minute to Win It, 8 p.m., NBC
Season 25: Oprah Behind the Scenes, 8 p.m., OWN
The Simpsons, SEASON 22 FINALE, 8 p.m., Fox
When Animals Bite Back, 8 p.m., Discovery
Army Wives, 9 p.m., Lifetime
Family Guy, SEASON 7 FINALE, 9 p.m., Fox
Law & Order: Criminal Intent, 9 p.m., USA
Sister Wives, 9 p.m., TLC
Breakout Kings, 10 p.m., A&E;
Coming Home, 10 p.m., Lifetime
In Plain Sight, 10 p.m., USA
Khloe & Lamar, 10 p.m., E!
Real Housewives of Orange County, 10 p.m., Bravo
River Monsters, 10 p.m., Animal Planet
Strange Sex, 10 p.m., TLC
The Borgias, SEASON 1 FINALE, 10 p.m., Showtime
Treme, 10 p.m., HBO
Why Not? With Shania Twain, 11 p.m., OWN
Aqua Unit Patrol Squad 1, 11:45 p.m., Cartoon Network
Superjail!, 12:00 a.m., Cartoon Network

What are you watching this weekend?

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