Survivor: An Illustrated Recap

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Last night's episode of Survivor: Nicaragua began as the older tribe returned from council, less one Jimmy Johnson...

Crazy fisherman Jimmy T. attempted to cheer everyone up through song.

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His voice is very pretty. It went over really well.

That night, the beach turned into a nightmare scenario.

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There's nothing like waking up to ten million gallons of Nicaraguan sewage in your yard.

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It's enough to make you want to look directly into the camera, as if to say, "Is this what you wanted, America?"

Meanwhile, at the younger tribe, Naonka was up to her same old awful shenanigans—mouthing off, holding grudges against people she had wronged, and in this case, tackling a woman with an artificial leg to get a clue to the hidden immunity idol...

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"Not even a one-legged person could stand in my way. As you can see… one shove, she's outta there."

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But looky here, it worked! Awful Naonka is now a power player!

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Naonka: "Screw your leg. Keep it away from the fire."

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"Let's go somewhere where trouble won't find us."

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"Uh oh."

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"Hi, I'm just here because it's been over ten minutes since the last time I was awful."

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Meanwhile… "Let me be the leader, let me be the leader, let me be the leader!"

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Everyone: "Tyrone, will you be our leader?"

Tyrone: "Ugh."

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"Let's practice for the challenge. We will be unstoppable!"

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At the challenge: "Check out these prizes! Too bad we don't know which store they come from."

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Younger tribe's looking good, totally jazzed for the challenge.

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"This is a disaster! Our practicing did not help us at all!"

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"I can't decide if I'm a hunky leader or a paranoid weirdo."

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"I'm so tired of this. All of it. Twenty-one goddamn seasons. I don't even know where I am. South America, maybe?"

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To the victors go the spoils. "God bless Sears!"

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This was disgusting.

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What's this in the tackle box? A clue!

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He's excited about finding the clue. She knows it's already claimed by awful Naonka. Awkwardfest!

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"Haha, oh, so it's claimed. Terrific. I am totally not bummed or worried. No desperation in my dreamy eyes. Just contentedness. What's for dinner?"

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This.

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Not revolting at all.

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"So mad that Jimmy T. said I wasn't a team player."

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"Did you hear what Jimmy T. said about me? I'm so mad, my blood is boiling!"

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"I can't believe I have to listen to this guy yammering on. Meanwhile, now all of America knows I'm over 40."

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At tribal council: "We are doing a terrific job so far."

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"Yeah right, guy."

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Tyrone knows how the viewers are feeling.

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"I am great at playing Survivor, except when I have to run in mud, walk slowly or do anything else with my legs."

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"Please don't vote me out! If you keep me around, I promise to sing more often."

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"Scram."

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Foul-mouthed Jane, at it again.

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The walk back to Loser Lodge is very pretty.

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"Just keepin' my cool, playing it awesome. Can't wait to go back to camp and secretly yell at my shoes."

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