Survivor: An Illustrated Recap

Last night's episode of Survivor: Nicaragua began as the older tribe returned from council, less one Jimmy Johnson...

Crazy fisherman Jimmy T. attempted to cheer everyone up through song.

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His voice is very pretty. It went over really well.

That night, the beach turned into a nightmare scenario.

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There's nothing like waking up to ten million gallons of Nicaraguan sewage in your yard.

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It's enough to make you want to look directly into the camera, as if to say, "Is this what you wanted, America?"

Meanwhile, at the younger tribe, Naonka was up to her same old awful shenanigans—mouthing off, holding grudges against people she had wronged, and in this case, tackling a woman with an artificial leg to get a clue to the hidden immunity idol...

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"Not even a one-legged person could stand in my way. As you can see… one shove, she's outta there."

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But looky here, it worked! Awful Naonka is now a power player!

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Naonka: "Screw your leg. Keep it away from the fire."

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"Let's go somewhere where trouble won't find us."

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"Uh oh."

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"Hi, I'm just here because it's been over ten minutes since the last time I was awful."

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Meanwhile… "Let me be the leader, let me be the leader, let me be the leader!"

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Everyone: "Tyrone, will you be our leader?"

Tyrone: "Ugh."

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"Let's practice for the challenge. We will be unstoppable!"

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At the challenge: "Check out these prizes! Too bad we don't know which store they come from."

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Younger tribe's looking good, totally jazzed for the challenge.

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"This is a disaster! Our practicing did not help us at all!"

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"I can't decide if I'm a hunky leader or a paranoid weirdo."

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"I'm so tired of this. All of it. Twenty-one goddamn seasons. I don't even know where I am. South America, maybe?"

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To the victors go the spoils. "God bless Sears!"

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This was disgusting.

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What's this in the tackle box? A clue!

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He's excited about finding the clue. She knows it's already claimed by awful Naonka. Awkwardfest!

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"Haha, oh, so it's claimed. Terrific. I am totally not bummed or worried. No desperation in my dreamy eyes. Just contentedness. What's for dinner?"

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This.

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Not revolting at all.

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"So mad that Jimmy T. said I wasn't a team player."

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"Did you hear what Jimmy T. said about me? I'm so mad, my blood is boiling!"

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"I can't believe I have to listen to this guy yammering on. Meanwhile, now all of America knows I'm over 40."

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At tribal council: "We are doing a terrific job so far."

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"Yeah right, guy."

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Tyrone knows how the viewers are feeling.

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"I am great at playing Survivor, except when I have to run in mud, walk slowly or do anything else with my legs."

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"Please don't vote me out! If you keep me around, I promise to sing more often."

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"Scram."

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Foul-mouthed Jane, at it again.

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The walk back to Loser Lodge is very pretty.

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"Just keepin' my cool, playing it awesome. Can't wait to go back to camp and secretly yell at my shoes."

Question time!

... What did you think of last night's episode?

... Who is your castmember crush?

... Place your vote: Who deserves more scantily-clad screengrabs?

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Priceless Price! Love the use of photos and zingers. What's the name of the Asian girl in the Bikini aligned with that awful troll who tackles one-legged women? Wowsy! I hope she makes all the way until the end, because I haven't found anyone worthy of rooting for yet.
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These are without question the most annoying Survivor contestants ever, not to mention the most clueless bunch.
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Didn't this show die a dishonorable death, like 10 years ago???
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The episode was pretty predictable. I don't know if it was the editing or the fact that Jimmy T. was really annyoing, but I knew the old team would lose and Jimmy T. would go home. No suspense or surprise there. Looks like a merge next week might shake things up.
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This is the best recap ever! Love it! Thank you so much!!!
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Good ep as Marty looks to be heading for a big fall at some point (even with the HII). We need more Brenda (good looking and a nasty streak just under the surface). I'm rooting for Kelly B for no other reason than to see NaOnka explode if Kelly B went farther than her.
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Price, you just saved me 42 minutes with this excellent visual recap! Now I can use that extra time to really start that quilt I've been wanting to work on!
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