What to watch on Wednesday, June 15.
If you're anything like me, you've probably been hospitalized for the past eight weeks following a terrible Slip 'N Slide accident. But also, if you're anything like me, you're probably looking forward to all the great stuff on TV tonight:
So You Think You Can Dance
Tonight's first competition episode will likely feature stunning performances by young, insanely athletic dancers as well as unbearable critiques by the extremely gross Tyce Diorio. Haha, sorry Tyce fans, but I'm right about this.
MIDSEASON PREMIERE, 10pm, TV Land
Hot in Cleveland
It's nice to know that most of Betty White's final moments on this planet will have been captured by three cameras and a forgiving live audience. In tonight's midseason premiere, the ladies look for White's fugitive character as she flees through Amish country.
SERIES PREMIERE, 10 & 10:30pm, Investigation Discovery
The Devil You Know
A lot people spend too much time worrying about the devils they DON'T know: smelly people on the bus, political minorities, whoever mussed the bathroom at work. But there's a new show seeking to remind us that it's the devils we KNOW who are most likely to poison our cereal or murder us for life-insurance payouts. It's called The Devil You Know, you guys, and tonight's back-to-back episodes detail those two aforementioned examples of bad friendship.
SERIES PREMIERE, 10:30pm, TV Land
Studies have shown that 92 percent of Americans fall asleep to reruns of The Nanny each night. But now we have a NEW Fran Drescher sitcom to fall asleep to! Tune in for her newest show, a semi-autobiographical take on her real-life divorce from the gay dude she was married to for 18 years.
SERIES PREMIERE, 11pm, Bravo
Rocco's Dinner Party
Join Rocco DiSpirito and his celebrity friends as they critique the culinary skills of competing chefs. In tonight's premiere, Rocco's dinner party is Prohibition-themed. Will someone be murdered by a Tommy Gun? Tune in to find out!
10:30pm, Comedy Central
Jon Benjamin Has a Van
In tonight's episode of Comedy Central's current best thing, Jon Benjamin and his crew report on a feud in Little Italy, but the assignment runs into problems when Jon falls for one of the natives.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Minute to Win It, 8 p.m., NBC
Web Soup, 8 p.m., G4
101 Gadgets that Changed the World, SPECIAL, 9 p.m., History
America's Got Talent, 9 p.m., NBC
Franklin & Bash, 9 p.m., TNT
Haunted Collector, 9 p.m., Syfy
MythBusters, 9 p.m., Discovery
Extreme Couponing, 9:30 p.m., TLC
Deception with Keith Barry, 10 p.m., Discovery
Men of a Certain Age, 10 p.m., TNT
Toddlers & Tiaras, SEASON 4 PREMIERE, 10 p.m., TLC
Top Chef Masters, SEASON 3 FINALE, 10 p.m., Bravo
ABC News Special: Caught In the Act, 10 p.m., ABC
Hollywood Treasure, 10 & 10:30 p.m., Syfy
Real World: The S#!@ They Should've Shown, 10 p.m., MTV
The World According to Paris, 10 p.m., Oxygen
Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, 10 p.m., Science
Tyler Perry's House of Payne, SEASON 7 FINALE, 10 p.m., TBS
Angie Stone on The Mo'Nique Show, 11 p.m., BET
Blake Lively on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Cory Monteith on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Keith Olbermann on The Colbert Report, 11:30 p.m., Comedy Central
Mike Birbiglia on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
Padma Lakshmi on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Todd Rundgren on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
What are you watching tonight?