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Terra Nova: Now You're Playing With Portals

For most serialized sci-fi dramas, "Previously on..." segments are a staple. Things be all complicated and stuff, and a refresher course before each episode is necessary to jog viewers' memories and help them keep things straight, as well as catch them up on stuff they may've missed.

But Terra Nova, a sci-fi show created for the masses, doesn't ever use "Previously on..." segments, oddly enough. There's a reason for that: The show doesn't need 'em. Because episodes like "Within" basically serve to recap things we already know. They're an hour's worth of the characters catching up to what the audience has been told over the last few episodes.

"Within" was like opening a bunch of Christmas (or "holiday"!) gifts from your family after telling them exactly what you wanted in a detailed list. We already knew that Lucas was working on making the portal work both ways and that Lucas's employers were planning to come to Terra Nova to mine the planet for all it has. We already knew that Taylor and Lucas had a falling out. We already knew that Maddy really, really likes to study. We already knew that Skye was a spy for the Sixers, thanks to goofy storytelling that exposed her as the mole at the beginning of the last new episode.

Quick note on the mole storyline: Maybe I'm the crazy one here, but for my Terra Bucks, the most interesting thing about smoking out a mole is the build up to finding out who the mole is. It isn't showing us how a security force goes about trying to trick a teenage girl over the course of two episodes. That's just backwards storytelling that has no regard for tension. And what kind of spy uses her interrogator's son as an alibi? Why is it that everyone who should stay as far away as possible from Josh ends up in some weird partnership with him? I'm looking at you, Boylan. These people, I tell you! I'm beginning to think that coming through the portal requires a lobotomy. Yeah, I said it. These people are dumb.

So, since everything that happened in last night's episode was stuff we already knew was going to happen, let's look at where things stand now. Taylor ended the episode with a rousing speech, prepping his colony for an all-out war against the goons who are sure to come through on the 11th Pilgrimage. There's only one problem: Did the citizens of Terra Nova agree to take up arms and risk their lives? Everyone nodded and seemed ready to kick some ass, but isn't the colony a collective and not a military operation? If I'm the assistant director of agriculture at Terra Nova, I might think twice about picking up a rifle and shooting at super soldiers form the future. I'm just here to grow butternut squash, man! I didn't sign up for no war! But whatever, Terra Nova was never here to make sense.

Case in point: Maddy's storyline, which I'll recap in detail because it was awesome in that "what is the point of this?" kind of way way. I love Maddy and all the odd adventures the writers send her on. I'm guessing she's the go-to character when episodes come up 10 minutes short, as she's the planet's jailbait. Last night, the "core" (read: battery) for her "Plex" (read: future iPhone) ran out, which meant her studying had to come to a halt. Do NOT cut off Maddy's studying, ever! You won't like a Maddy who can't study. She'll cut you. So Maddy went to see the Wheelchair Man of the Marketplace to negotiate a swap, and actually tried to give him an abacus in trade. Adorable nerd alert! But wouldn't you know it, he had no use for an abacus. (He says that now, but just wait until his calculator gets stolen by rabid dino-rats.) What he DID need, though, was a new wheel for his wheelchair. Seriously! He had a flat tire on his wheelchair. Times like these are what make Terra Nova essential TV, folks. After Maddy asked if she could trade him one, it was then, and only then, that he realized he needed a new wheel. I'm not in a wheelchair, so I wouldn't really know, but I would assume that if you are confined to a wheelchair, proper maintenance of said chair is pretty important. Anyway, Maddy eventually found a wheel (perfect fit!) at the military scrapyard where there are plenty of spare wheelchair parts lying around. But just Maddy's luck! Someone else got Wheelchair Man a wheel before she could! So Wheelchair Man told Maddy to ask Boylan for a replacement core, thus making every scene that came before as useless as an abacus. Maddy approached Boylan to ask for a replacement core and offered to help him with his bookkeeping (note: I think that's the only word in the English language with three back-to-back-to-back sets of double letters!). Boylan realized that she was the daughter of the head of security, and after having learned his lesson by letting Josh in all his shady enterprises, wisely decided it was a good idea not to employ her. Finally, someone learned something on this show! So instead he just gave her the core she needed. And that was another problem solved by Maddy, Teen Detective, in the most pointless way possible. I was kind of disappointed the episode didn't end with a shot of her holding an apple, though.

One more thing: Terra Nova has a knack for having its dino-cake and eating it too when it comes to combining high-tech and primitive living. When it's necessary to move the plot forward, the super-advanced technology works! There's a security cam catching Skye sneaking out to go OTG! When it's necessary to create an obstacle, the super-advanced technology is just a bunch of nuts and bolts! "Oh no! Our walkie-talkies don't work!" said the soldier guarding the portal who didn't hear Taylor's warning. The Sixers can cure Skye's mom's disease, but they can't cure their own disease. Terra Nova has a cure for the Sixers' disease, but not for Skye's mom's disease. Everything falls into place when you make shit up as you go along, eh, Terra Nova writers?

"Within" took essential steps for the series (surprise, there's going to be a fight!), but they were steps Terra Nova has been telling us it would take for several episodes. The path was already beaten (to death), and we just watched an hour of Terra Nova walking it. Boo! I guess that's what happens when there is only enough story for six episodes and you've already used up your memory-eating virus and killer bird-osaur plots. (Yes, I have to mention the virus and the birds in every Terra Nova story.) It's no secret that Terra Nova isn't a good show, but I'm now hopelessly addicted to how odd it can be. Don't go, Terra Nova!

Notes:

– Lucas used the portal to totally FUS RO DAH those soldiers. All of you who are knee-deep in Skyrim had to have thought the same thing, right?

– There once was a girl from Nantucket
Whose given nickname was Bucket,
She fell for a guy
And became a Sixer spy
But then the Terra Nova writers said "fuck it" let's just drop the whole love thing with Josh and expose her as the mole because who cares.

– Chess metaphor alert! And a weak one at that.

– How's this for leading dialogue? Taylor: "What are you going to say to me that would ever even convince me that you've talked to my son?!"

– Jim Shannon is my kind of guy. Notice how he immediately interviewed every single hot girl in Terra Nova first? Who was that medical chick? (see pic at top) Rrrowr!

– Curren is now a mole for Terra Nova in the Sixers camp, obviously. How convenient! It must have taken the writers a whole weekend to write this season!


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I like this show:)
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Shut up, Terra Nova is a wholesome family science fiction. It is going a great job while telling a science fiction from a different perspective; A functional family environment while showing what they are actually fighting for.
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Tim, you really cracked me up this time -- I especially love the summary of Maddy's 'necessity' to the plot of the show, and in particular you pointing out the guy didn't notice he had a flat on his wheelchair! Hilarious.



I'm kind of addicted to the show as well, though I still can't buy one bit of it for many of the reasons you mentioned; super high-tech, but a gate of logs, etc. The acting, for the most part, is also far too corny -- and Lucas trying to imitate the voice of his dad's character at times was too much (I don't mean his character was trying to mimic it -- I mean the actor playing Lucas seemed to intentionally change his voice at times to sound a little raspy like pop's).
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The reason Terra Nova is so odd is because you have at the top Steven Spielberg...and Brannon "Threshold/Night in Sickbay/These Are The Voyages..." Braga. He's the kind of writer whose talent is reflected in who he's working with. Writing with Ron Moore = Star Trek: First Contact. Writing with Rick Berman or Jeri Taylor = every single episode that Chuck Sonnenburg has already reviewed. So yeah, a great like Spielberg with a talent multiplier like Braga? You're right the show is not good, but addicting!
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You're Terra Nova reviews are now officially tied for my #1 LOL review of the week with Price's Vampire Diaries photo recap. The Nantucket poem did it
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Wouldn't it be an amazing move if the writers decided to change this into an sci-fi comedy? The bad writing is not bad...it's intentionally bad to make everyone laugh.
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I used to watch Terra Nova but then I took an arrow to the knee...
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Way to funny... I agree on all accounts! Very badly written but addictive indeed. I would like to see this show come back but not at the expense of quality programming like FRINGE.
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Brilliant article. First time I've read anything here (good old Google brought me here). Love the way Tim notices the things many will have missed (at least, it explained to me why I felt this show was so silly yet watchable).



Will be back to read more from the Terra Nove sopa opera!
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The real tragedy is that when this pile finally gets flushed it will undoubtably take a major toll on next year's budget. Wouldn't be surprized to see Fringe and others caught in the whirlpool!
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That's a scary thought....and ya know what, this show COULD have been so good. What an f'n waste of potential. That's why I'm rooting for renewal and a complete overhaul. But if 'Save our Seeker' didn't work, this show pretty much has no chance!
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Awe I miss Seeker that was an amazing show!
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I like the show, hope it is not cancelled

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I confess myself I used to watch TN just to understand Tim awesome reviews, until I realized that dumb is just dumb and needs no explanation. In the other hand I still read the articles every tuesday (or wed) and have the same loud laugh all the time, thanks to Tim I know what happens in the show and have the pleasure of making fun of it without having to endure 1hr of stupidity, incoherence and some of the most annoying characters on my tv screen, EVER!

I want to second what CurlyMC said in the comments below and also think that Terra Nova should be moved to the section: "We watched it for you, so you don't have to". Totally agreed.
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That Maddy 's story was just as useful as the Josh's "Where's my shoes at" tale few weeks ago. I just laughed out loud when I saw Maddy get the exact same wheel for the guy's chair. And the guy who has a piece of metal instead of a proper wheel said "no thanks"... whatev...And why do they exchange stuff ? What happened to the Terra currency ?

This episode should have been the fourth... not the eleventh.



"Curren is now a mole for Terra Nova in the Sixers camp, obviously. How convenient!" ==> I'm not sure of what you are saying Tim but for once here, they did the thing properly because Taylor asked Curran to infiltrate the sixers' camp after saving him from the stalking dino by winning a starring contest against him (again a golden moment). So if you meant that they pulled it off their hat, I beg to differ.
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OK, now I'm officially confused. Last week, here in the UK, SKY told us TN was breaking for it's Christmas break. This seems to suggest there was at least one more, if not two episodes to go. Nice one, SKY. As if I need more reasons to give up on this show - ending on a damp squib, rather than the season finale isn't like to encourage me any! Honestly, SKY is beginning to suck royally when it comes to showing US shows these days.
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I noticed that the preview for next week's episode billed it as the finale rather than the season finale. It also included the sentence, "See how it all ends." This sounds to me like Fox has already made its decision regarding a second season and it doesn't bode well for the couple of dozen people out there that like it.

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I can't watch this anymore, but I'm content with reading the reviews and comments. Sad that doing either seems to take about the same amount of time, and I choose this...
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i got message for terra nova from 2012 show cancelled! lol
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Do you really need to use foul language (ie the "poem")????
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Fox uses some kind of mind-altering brainwaves during Terra Nova.

Since the pilot I KNOW this "show" is BS , BUT I CANT STOP WATCHING !

Even Tim admitts:

"It's no secret that Terra Nova isn't a good show, but I'm now hopelessly addicted to how odd it can be. Don't go, Terra Nova! " Exactly how I am feeling !

The most expensive show is the worst written ! That is simply BRILLIANT.

Brannon. Braga. Genius.
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great tv show Terra Nova.has Terra Nova been officially cancelled?I hope not,has anyone heard.
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Tim ... always a good laugh. Thanks!
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Oh, Tim, I loooooooooooooove you!!!!! Outstanding as usual.
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"Lucas used the portal to totally FUS RO DAH those soldiers. All of you who are knee-deep in Skyrim had to have thought the same thing, right?"



Most of us aren't. EXPLAIN PLEASE.
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In Skyrim you can absorb the souls of Dragons in order to gain their power. One such power, that has 3 levels (hence FUS ROH DAH) allows the player to 'shout' at the enemy and knock them back and it looks almost identical to the blue light that comes out of the portal in the pic above.
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Has Terra Nova been offically cancelled? Has anyone heard?
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Not yet. I read they will decide in early January.
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Also in January, I will decide to travel to 2012. Some things decide themselves.
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Haha. C'mon the three 5 year olds writing these storylines are working very hard. Though if they get renewed, I heard they will demand a raise, in the form of crayons and juiceboxes.
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Ok, i gotta say this, because it's bugging me.

I like the show, despite it being silly and i feel the last few episodes show a degree of potential.

One thought i constantly have though is this. The keep goign on about control the past control the future, or something like that. ITS AN ALTERNATE TIMELINE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it doens't matter what they do in the past it won't affect the future. Am i completely missing the point of this. please someone tell me if i am.



Its all very selective. Murderers get banished and the decision is made by one man. A mole however, even if shes cute, gets to stay despite being a traitor.
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I think they are "kinda" foretelling that they will find out -IS NOT an alternate time line and then they will erase the future..just a guess..."its all very selective. Murderers.... man. A mole however, even if she's cute, gets to stay despite being a traitor" stuff like this happens all the time in real life.. cute girl.. kills roommate or baby.. then set free by jury or judge. the show is silly and campy but kinda like a Doctor Who appeal..guess is because is kinda child like..but they must cut back in special effects so they can come back.,.episodes way $$$
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Yeah, I got the same interpretation watching the show. I think it was lucas who said that "control" thing and he knows more than everyone else. Furthermore, the reason to say that it was another timeline was pretty thin : they send an globe, they did not find it 65millions years later so it's a different timeline. Even the characters did not seem that convinced in early eps on that matter.
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I'm with you on that one...of course we are left to believe that if they send back a probe they automatically expect to find it 65,000,000 million years later. I will keep watching because it's entertaining and fun to watch. I also find it amusing that the have a currency, a new world order must be capitalist and must be on the barter econemy. i will keep with it though to see where they can possibly take this, because i tuly can't see it.



Korsican, i love your commenabout the cute gilr killing her room mate...Made me laugh :) thanks :)



i'm glad i'm not being completely thick and these things that bug me are real :)
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that is exactly what I'm thinking.

I couldn't add more or less.
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Good catch; but I think you're making the mistake of looking at Terra Nova in a logical manner!
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Hilarious article as usual, Tim--you pretty much summed up my thoughts. Although, oddly enough, I also want to Terra Nova to stay. DON'T-cancel-this-show-Fox!! It's too fuckin' terrible/ridiculous.....and I didn't bleep myself out, only cuz I am embracing the fact that we could curse here now. That was for you Carrie Mathison!!



Plus, I loved how Skye's mother was alive and well aby episodes end. Convenient plot twist # 789609541317404-45629203=27101-e74
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Talking of Skyrim the whole Maddy storyline you described sounds exactly like a quest from said game. Why can't anyone in RPGs just give you something without sending you to to find another item for them first?
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Can't wait for next week.
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I read some spoilers in The Guide--the finale is going to be a doozy!!
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This episode made me really angry. You can't just write stuff. You can't just write stuff and expect the audince to buy it because you wrote it and you are gods gift to television.

Look, i am on par with Terra Nova i even can accept the family factor but thats no excuse for plot holes and charcters who apparently do whatever the hell they want with no regards to consitency and/or common sense.

The story itself isn't that bad, the charcters are ok, but again you can't just write stuff to make it all seem more dramatic. Seriously. This episode made me really angry and i am glad there is not an episode next week so i can cool of.
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Thankful for just one more episode...and done.
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Sorry I must have missed this law where you're forced to watch the show even if you don't like it?
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It's called a job for Tim.
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maybe that's your opinion but I often stick with shows till the end no matter how bad they are. I'm always hoping they will get better. Plus I just read Tim's article and have no idea what he's talking about so I gotta watch it now
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Here`s an idea. Send dino`s through the portal and let them eat the people of 2149. That would be fun!
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Never thought of that, great idea though. Tanks vs TRex's. Cmon, SyFy we need THAT as a new movie. I can already imagine Price's or Tim's "we watched it so you don't have to", review.
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ahah that would be funny idd :P, mabye the show would start getting more interesting! :D
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People still watch this show?
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People still have such meaningless lives they read news items about shows they neither care about nor watch? Apparently yes...
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As with 'The Event' despite how terrible the show is these write ups are still entertaining to read.
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There are so many terribly written shows, I don't think it matters or decides whether it is liked or not. For example I am a fan of Hawaii Five-0 - but every episode I literally cry because the dialogues are so bad and the stories so stupid.
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I liked the event :)
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You may have liked The Event but it was very badly written and made little sense for the most part, although thats not to say that nonesense TV has no place on the schedules.
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Me too!
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I like this show. It's one of those shows that's fun to watch cuz you don't have to think or pay full attention. and they have all that scenery and cg to distract from the mediocre writing and acting. I liked the crazy bird plot that was cool.

I don't like it when I know who the mole, spy, etc. is and the other characters don't. I get very annoyed cuz they're too stupid to see it. I'd rather be completely surprised at the same time as the characters.

Plus, I really like Jason O'Mara as daddy Shannon. am I alone there?
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Maybe someone mentioned this and I just didnt see it, but here is my thought on Lucas and the Others coming to wage war. The Terra Nova people CONTROL the portal. Dismantle it. Destroy it. Cover it in Shannon Family guts and let the dino's have at er. At the very frickin least set up a massive trap/crossfire sitch so when they come out, they die. Sure then maybe the 11th doesnt get to come either, but you keep the BAD GUYS out.
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The way I understood it, is that the portal is there to make sure the people arrive in that specific location. Even without it the people would arrive somewhere on the planet.

As you mentioned, building a trap around it would be a excellent idea. Or at least a huge wall, in case there are civilians as well.

But I doubt they'll think of something like that, it is Terra Nova after all.
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There's surely volcanoes there, I said to the wife after the ep they should move the portal thingy next to a volcano so anyone comes through falls in it, you have tanks? Ha we have volcanoes!
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I was thinking the same thing. Just tether that thing up to a massive air balloon that hovers over a volcano. Then sit and watch as all their vehicles and people fall to their death right into a volcano..
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This show is so 'green' oriented it's silly. I mean, the main goal of the evil guys from the future is to get resources to take back with them to the future. I realize the whole 'raping the earth' thing isn't ideal but there are millions-nay, billions-of people still in the 2149 who are stuck there, dying and basically living in a desolate wasteland. Do they not deserve help, food and clean air? Apparently not because Taylor seems to think that protecting some ancient jungles is more important. I just think that's really wrong.
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Ahh, the socialist agenda...
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I really detest shows like dancing with the stars and American Idol, so should I sit there writing barb filled critiques of them? No because that would be obnoxious, here's a thought, how about mixing up the reviewers each week? We know Tim hates the show, so why doesn't another staffer share their opinion one week? Such typical Tv.com behaviour, completely hype up a show because it earns the site money, then as soon as it gets going trash it whenever possible in the hope it gets cancelled. Happened with so many shows in the years I've been visiting tv.com
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There have been worse...
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It's actually a good idea to roulette insufferable shows among different reviewers...but what if Tim's the nicest one? Maybe he got the short stick and no one will switch with him.
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The author of this article should just shut up and anyone else that doesn't like this show. I like this show. It is is dumb retards like you that caused shows like the "Forgotten" and the new "Knight Rider" not to stay on Television. I liked all those shows. What? You want more stupid reality shows? I like well writing episodic television and these shows that I mentioned fit that bill. And another one was the new "Bionic Woman". I liked it as well. But no, It is dumb people like the writer of this article that doesn't know a good show when it sees one. News flash, reality shows are scripted too, dummy's.
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Not liking this show does not = liking Reality TV. This is a fallacy. Straw Man much?
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Well written? Hmm.....
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When did anyone start talking about reality shows? You sort of picked that one out of thin air. Plus the fact that reality shows are scripted isn't as big a revelation as you seem to think it is...



Not to mention the fact that you can't go off on how awful reality shows are when your main argument was about you getting angry over critics hating on your favourite shows. You can't complain about haters and be a hater in the same debate.



Hypocrisy. Let the critics critique, it's their job and if you don't like it don't read it...
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I disagree. I think Tim has good taste on the critically acclaimed shows while Price has good taste on the underrated shows. I think if you keep watching decent shows like this, you'll probably find the show to be better. (I mean I'm pretty entertained by the show...but it is pretty dumb. Though, I am hoping it gets renewed because episodes like this one keeps me entertained. Will I care if it gets canceled? Nah) Why do you assume he likes "stupid reality shows"? He mostly posts about News and reviews about the hottest shows on right now such as Community, Breaking Bad, Homeland, Sons of Anarchy, Game of Thrones, etc..heh
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"I like well writing episodic television" - Oh yeah. We're the dummies alright. I totally understand why you like this show. The quality of writing is perfectly suited for you.



(I know I'm being pernicious, but this guy is asking for it.)
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I like well writing too. I just wrote one the other day about this deep well that had a girl trapped in it... wait, did he mean something else? (sarcasm implied)
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Nice.
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I think I have only EVER written these three letters a grand total of two times in my entire tenure on this site. This will make it three - LOL!
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" These people are dumb" No Tim, it's like that famous actress once said "I'm not BAD, I'm just drawn that way ."

Direction: Phoned in!!

Writing:: By Crayola !

CGI: MS Paint Shop 1.2 (16 colors)

Production: Who dat?? Not me!!

Editing: Perry White "Great Caesar's Ghost!!"

Hear that flushing sound again........$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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you dream of tv.com thats weird man you should get a life
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Oops. It appears I have an itchy trigger finger today, or maybe I'm coming down with some seasonal flu that causes involuntary twitching. Either way, I accidentally deleted my own post. Oh well...
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I dream of genie.
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Nothing weird about that. I sometimes dream about getting a video game only to wake up and see that I don't have that video game. Makes me want to cry...
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OMG! You too!
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You found the time to needlessly criticize someone on TV.com. I wonder what that says about you?
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Taccado, you can dream about us anytime you want.
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Portal reference!
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The only thing that led me to this page was the humorous inclusion of a Portal reference. And as I'm scrolling through, I see a FUS RO DAH Skyrim reference. That's great. Of course, Terra Nova is boring as hell, and I did NOT catch it this week (or at all in the last month) because I was either playing skyrim or some other anti-social nonsense that happens to be more entertaining than Terra Nova. I have the episodes DVR'd (too lazy to take off my recording list?) So maybe this winter I'll sit down to a nice watered-down dino-epic and laugh at how nothing is actually happening, and we never really get to see any great dinosaurs, except the spinosaurus, for like 5 seconds before it ran away from the fire early in the season.
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How about less chit chat with your son the terrorist at the portal and since you can't shoot him. You grab your knife that you are so adept with and launch it into his thoracic cavity. Come on taylor! That was one of the longest and stupidest bad guy speeches in the history of bad guy speeches. He doesn't like you because you couldn't save his mommy. Seriously?! Grab your knife and gut your son. Then go find Josh and gut him. Do something other than talk. How many times has he talked on and on with Mira when he could have just snapped her neck.



And the Skye thing, of course she got away with it. There is no consequences for anyone in the whole camp. Aussie guy works with Mira, hey lets let him keep going. Josh does how much crap to undermine his father and the camp. He gets off scott free. Mira, Mira tries to kill them or steal something every freaking episode. Taylor has her. Does nothing. KILL SOMEONE.



I really dislike this show. I hate the family friendliness of it. This should be on ABC family rather than primetime on a network show. I don't know what the show runners of the show initially had for the idea of this show. But the end result couldn't have been it. The lack of consequences for any of the characters leaves nothing even resembling compelling and no reason to turn in to the next episode. Because you can just pick it up afterwards. Get the recap from the characters POV and know that nothing actually happened that would actually I don't know progress the story. Seriously, I have been waiting for this show to find its way for the whole season. And all I am left with is wanting Fox to give me the hours of my life back for wasting my time on this crap.
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I liked Terra Nova once, until I took an arrow to the knee.
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Jim is spectacularly bad at spotting lying:



Jim to Josh: where were you at SEVEN AM

Josh: playing chess with Skye.



What teenage boy is even going to be awake at seven am, much less playing chess somewhere. I wish my Dad had been that thick AND apparently being grounded in the Shannon house only lasts a day or two. Then you are allowed to just go and hang out with a spy who enticed you to lie to your father.



The Shannons really are the model of permissive aren't they?



Love the limerick.



I like Lucas. Bring it on. Classic.



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Not only was a teenage boy playing chess at 7am, he was playing chess with a pretty girl for four hours. And isn't he supposedly in school? Which apparently doesn't happen on Thursday mornings in the future past?
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They were "playing chess.."
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'ok, guys, we finally caught the mole we've been chasing for the whole season, but, wait, she's so cute, everybody loves her... hell, let's just forget about what she's done! We'll just look very upset and won't talk to her for a while, that'll do...'

Will she really live happily ever after with mommy after what she's done???



I wonder why I'm so addicted to this show, I love all these greeeat turns of events, so cleverly found :-D Terra Nova, best comedy of the year!!!
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A good episode that finally gets to where we wanted to be in the progress of events!
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The part I hated the most about this episode was where like 5 minutes after Skye had given the Sixer's the most vital piece of information she could (shaving years off their portal calculations) Mira turns around and goes: Well, your information hasn't been worth anything lately. Come back next week with something good.

Wait.. what? Skye just single-handedly helped you guys to victory (well, at least until Josh comes out riding a mommy-Ankylosaur while playing his guitar and they, along with Zoey and her vampire friends crush the entire future-army)



I'm still wondering why I keep watching this show, like everyone else that tunes in every week for this hot mess. If (really really big if :P) there's a second season, they might want to consider actually spending some money on the writing staff. Every episode feels like I could've written it during my lunch break.
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