That JetBlue Guy Gets Reality Show Offer

... Be prepared for a wave of over-the-top resignations as millions of wannabe celebrities take a shot at reality TV. Overnight sensation Steven Slater, the JetBlue stewardess flight attendant who infamously quit his job by popping an emergency chute and sliding away with a few beverages in hand, has reportedly been approached to host a new reality show. That show would feature people who quit their jobs in extravagant fashion. Start planning your exit, corporate slaves! [TMZ]

... If you had Ronnie as the next Jersey Shore cast member to get arrested in your office pool, congratulations! Unfortunately, it was just for unpaid parking tickets. Booooooooooooring. [Fox News]

... Do you like watching people hurt themselves? Then have I got some news for you! ABC has renewed summer staple Wipeout for a fourth season. The new season will feature two new obstacle courses and a fresh "motivator" for the Big Balls. Kind of like your mom. [THR]

... This upcoming episode of Bones featuring Jersey Shore knockoffs is getting a lot of attention. The latest news is that Antonio Sabato, Jr. will guest star as a bouncer at a Guido club. Booth and Brennan will be investigating the murder of the show's dignity. [TV Guide]

... Mandy Moore will be returning to Seattle Grace during the next season of Grey's Anatomy. Moore played a patient in last season's shoot-em-up finale and will reprise her role sometime in the sixth episode. Let's hope her colostomy bag returns as well. [TV Guide]

... ABC Family is borrowing a page from Working Girl for its next series. What Would Jane Do will see an unpopular high school student lead a double life as a corporate upstart after a case of mistaken identity lands her a cushy job. [The Live Feed]

... Spike TV took the age-old question of "Who would win in a fight, a pirate or a ninja?" and turned it into the series Deadliest Warrior. Well, they're apparently still wondering which people will kill which other people, so they're moving forward with a third season. [Deadline Hollywood]

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