The Bachelorette, Teen Wolf, and MasterChef

What to watch on Monday, June 13.

Let's just pretend that was the most productive and successful weekend possible. Against all odds, we got it all done, am I right? (Just go with it). The weekend was so busy, fruitful, and dynamic that we definitely DESERVE to just take it easy tonight and watch TV. That's all I'm saying.

8pm, ABC
The Bachelorette
Ashley's televised existential nightmare knows no borders, so tonight everyone is whisked away to glamorous Thailand. Activities will include: renovating an orphanage, kayaking through sea caves, and pushing Ashley ever closer to her breaking point.


10pm, MTV
Teen Wolf
This show seems like a pretty good gig for the costumer. "ANOTHER shirtless scene? Aight 'den." Anyway, tune in for the third episode of MTV's kinda-terrible but also kinda-watchable new hit show. Tonight Scott and Allison find themselves on a group date and an "animal attack" draws the suspicion of the local sheriff.

10pm, Syfy
Sanctuary
When Magnus and Will find themselves living an idyllic existence in the suburbs, it's not long before they realize it's actually a nightmare. Get it? The suburbs are a nightmare. Because that's the only way suburbs can be portrayed on television or in movies. It's the law!

8pm, Fox
MasterChef
Haha, tune in tonight to learn who the TOP 38 will be. Only 38, MasterChef? That is not enough contestants to keep track of!

ORIGINAL MOVIE, 8pm, Lifetime
Nora Roberts' Carnal Innocence
Great title, Nora Roberts. That's why she makes the big bucks, folks. Anyway, this one looks pretty great—it's a Lifetime Original about a "famous violinist" (is there any other kind?) who visits a small Southern town, strikes up a romance with a young hottie, and then realizes that hottie is the #1 suspect in a spree of serial killings! Obviously.

PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...

Basketball Wives, 8 p.m., VH1
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
American Pickers, 9 p.m., History
Real Housewives of Orange County, 9 p.m., Bravo
Single Ladies, 9 p.m., VH1
Switched at Birth, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Behind Mansion Walls, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition, 10 p.m., ABC
Kate Plus 8, 10 & 10:30 p.m., TLC
Nurse Jackie, 10 p.m., Showtime
Pawn Stars, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History
Platinum Hit, 10 p.m., Bravo
World's Worst Teens, 10 p.m., Discovery Fit & Health
United States of Tara, 10:30 p.m., Showtime
Web Soup, 12 a.m., G4

LATE-NITE PICKS:

Adam Carolla & Mary Murphy on Lopez Tonight, 12 a.m., TBS
Betty White on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Jada Pinkett Smith on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Kristen Bell on Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson, 12:37 a.m., CBS
Simon Pegg on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC

What are you watching tonight?