The Chaser's letter to The Queen

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Following the announcement that The Chaser's Royal Wedding Commentary has been banned due to newly imposed restrictions that state footage cannot be used "in any drama, comedy, satirical or similar entertainment program or content", The Chaser have appealed to Her Royal Highness for a change of heart.

Executive producer Julian Morrow said of the decision, "The Chaser team accepts that the ABC has been put in an impossible position by people acting on behalf of the Royal Family.

"For a monarchy to be issuing decrees about how the media should cover them seems quite out of keeping with modern democratic times .... but I suppose that's exactly what the monarchy is.

"It's traditional for the condemned to appeal to the Monarch for a stay of execution, so that's what we're going to do. Unfortunately, it's also traditional for people who appeal for clemency to be executed."

The Chaser's Chris Taylor also stated, "We've been taken off air before but never by the Queen herself. It's an honour."

Read their letter below, and sign the "twitition" (that's a Twitter petition, in case you didn't know) if you sympathise with their plight.

27 April 2011

Buckingham Palace
London SW1A 1AA
United Kingdom

ATT: The Queen

Dear Australian Head of State,

We would like to place ourselves at your mercy and request a stay of execution for our television program, The Chaser's Royal Wedding Commentary.

We, like Kate, are commoners, and were looking forward to celebrating her wedding to your exalted grandson with a few affectionate observations.

To ensure that our coverage was respectful, we were only planning to use jokes that Prince Phillip has previously made in public, or at least the ones that don't violate racial vilification laws. We've also filmed a joke about hunting grouse which we think you might enjoy.

We Australians are a simple people who don't often get to watch that kind of pomp. The last big wedding we had here was Scott and Charlene on Neighbours. We've asked around, and there are at least six people in this outpost of your empire who would quite like to watch our commentary.

Please consider our plea.

We have the honour to be, Madam, Your Majesty's humble and obedient servants,

Cheers,
The Chaser

PS: How serious are you about treason laws?

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