You're messing with the wrong lady, mister.
8 p.m., FOX
Lie to Me
Cal (Tim Roth) helps the DC police department read the face of a paralyzed shooting victim who can only move his eyes.9 p.m., NBC
Last Comic Standing
It's the start of the final round and viewer voting! Who do you think should be the—wait for it—last comic standing?Season 6 premiere, 9 p.m., TNT
The Closer
In the Season 6 premiere, Brenda Leigh (Kyra Sedgwick) and her team must solve a murder—plus find the murder weapon, figure out who the victim was sleeping with, and move the squad to its new headquarters. All in a day's work!10 p.m., BRAVO
The Real Housewives of New Jersey
It's fight night! Things get so ugly between Teresa, Jacqueline, and Danielle that the police have to break up the brawl.Series premiere, 10 p.m., TNT
Rizzoli and Isles
This new buddy-cop-ish show follows Detective Jane Rizzoli (Angie Harmon) and Medical Examiner Maura Isles (Sasha Alexander) as they solve crimes and, I'm assuming, break a few hearts. Their first case involves the murder of a wealthy couple.11 p.m., TBS
Lopez Tonight
George welcomes Kathy Griffin and the cast of Jersey Shore.
Also on the airwaves...
The Bachelorette, 8 p.m., ABC
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Good Guys, 9 p.m., FOX
Intervention, 9 p.m., A&E;
Huge, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Cake Boss, 9 p.m., TLC
True Beauty, 10 p.m., ABC
Obsessed, 10 p.m., A&E;
The Hard Times of RJ Berger, 10 p.m., MTV
Dance Your Ass Off, 10 p.m., OXYGEN
Neighbors from Hell, 10 p.m., TBS
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, 10 p.m., TRAVEL
Warren the Ape, 10:30 p.m., MTV
Cycling: Tour de France, Stage 8
What are you watching tonight?
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rizzoli and isles and the closer. rizzoli and isles is just a little to violent for me though felt like i was watching something close to dexter for a second.
Rizzoli and Isles
Lie to Me and maybe The Good Guys
THE GOOD GUYS! Such a fun show! And of course, Lie to Me :)
lie to me, the closer, rizzoli and isles, the good guys
LIE TO ME!!!!!!!
The Closer, Rizzoli & Isles, Lie To Me and The Good
Guys - there's gonna be some recording involved to cover all of these...
Lie to me, and also giving Rizzzoli and Isles a try. Didn't want to at first, because I assumed another Bones-or-any-other-procedural-crimesolving-show, but the two female leads makes it a bit more fresh. I'm gonna try it.
Nobody probably cares, but it's a resting day at the Tour de France.....
Lie To Me (as always, Tim Roth is a god !!) and want to guve Rozzolli and Isles a try. Keener on that one than the "Lady Surgeon, car crash, now pathologist who solves crime" series that is coming later on this year.
I'm having a hard time deciding.