The Closer, Last Comic Standing, and The Real Housewives of New Jersey

8 p.m., FOX

Lie to Me

Cal (Tim Roth) helps the DC police department read the face of a paralyzed shooting victim who can only move his eyes.

9 p.m., NBC

Last Comic Standing

It’s the start of the final round and viewer voting! Who do you think should be the—wait for it—last comic standing?

Season 6 premiere, 9 p.m., TNT

The Closer

In the Season 6 premiere, Brenda Leigh (Kyra Sedgwick) and her team must solve a murder—plus find the murder weapon, figure out who the victim was sleeping with, and move the squad to its new headquarters. All in a day’s work!

10 p.m., BRAVO

The Real Housewives of New Jersey

It’s fight night! Things get so ugly between Teresa, Jacqueline, and Danielle that the police have to break up the brawl.

Series premiere, 10 p.m., TNT

Rizzoli and Isles

This new buddy-cop-ish show follows Detective Jane Rizzoli (Angie Harmon) and Medical Examiner Maura Isles (Sasha Alexander) as they solve crimes and, I’m assuming, break a few hearts. Their first case involves the murder of a wealthy couple.

11 p.m., TBS

Lopez Tonight

George welcomes Kathy Griffin and the cast of Jersey Shore.

Also on the airwaves...
The Bachelorette, 8 p.m., ABC
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Good Guys, 9 p.m., FOX
Intervention, 9 p.m., A&E;
Huge, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Cake Boss, 9 p.m., TLC
True Beauty, 10 p.m., ABC
Obsessed, 10 p.m., A&E;
The Hard Times of RJ Berger, 10 p.m., MTV
Dance Your Ass Off, 10 p.m., OXYGEN
Neighbors from Hell, 10 p.m., TBS
Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, 10 p.m., TRAVEL
Warren the Ape, 10:30 p.m., MTV
Cycling: Tour de France, Stage 8

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