The New Bridalplasty Promo: Watch and Cringe

When E! announced #Bridalplasty# not too long ago, I immediately invested in shotgun shells and canned goods. The reality show will feature brides-to-be competing in various wedding-related challenges, and the winner receives her choice of plastic surgery. The winner will remain behind her veil until the I Do's, when the groom will see his new bride for the first time.

But the way the promo makes this whole thing look all bubbly and cute makes me want to go out and get a pair of Double-D's shoved into my chest! Last one to Beverly Hills is a rotten egg!

Bridalplasty premieres November 28. Lock your doors.

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