I'm arresting you on charges of pop culture overexposure.
8:30 p.m., NBC
Perfect Couples
Dave (Kyle Bornheimer) and Julia (Christine Woods) attend a Mad Men party, and Leigh (Olivia Munn) faces some challenges while planning Vance (David Walton) and Amy's (Mary Elizabeth Ellis) wedding. (Tip: Just call J. Lo!)9 p.m., CBS
CSI
Ray (Laurence Fishburne) testifies against serial killer Nate Haskell, and Jason McCann (guest-star Justin Bieber) calls Nick (George Eads) with some disturbing news.9 p.m., NBC
The Office
After 11 years, Michael (Steve Carell) is finally ready to premiere his movie, "Threat Level Midnight," for his co-workers—but he's not so prepared for their reviews. Plus, Rashida Jones (who plays Karen Filippelli), Andy Buckley (who plays David Wallace), and Melora Hardin (who plays Jan Levenson... no Gould) all return as guest stars.9 p.m., CW
Nikita
Nikita (Maggie Q) and Michael (Shane West) are forced to work together on a rescue mission, which means there will be plenty of URST-y banter for them to slog through. And Alex (Lyndsy Fonseca) comes across an old pal—who takes her to the Russian mafia. Some friend!Season 6 premiere, 9 p.m., DSC
Man vs. Wild
Bear Grylls is back for yet another season of self-inflicted pain: In the premiere, he goes to Arizona to hang out in the scalding desert and the freezing mountains. Fun.10 p.m., FX
Archer
Archer and Lana travel to Louisiana, both for a vacation and to stop an eco-terrorist from destroying a natural gas pipeline. Plus, Lana flashes back to her first days at ISIS.
Also on the airwaves...
Wipeout, 8 p.m., ABC
The Big Bang Theory, 8 p.m., CBS
American Idol, 8 p.m., FOX
Community, 8 p.m., NBC
The Vampire Diaries, 8 p.m., CW
$#*! My Dad Says, Season 1 finale, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Grey's Anatomy, 9 p.m., ABC
Bones, 9 p.m., FOX
Million Dollar Listing, 9 p.m., BRAVO
Royal Pains, 9 p.m., USA
Parks and Recreation, 9:30 p.m., NBC
Private Practice, 10 p.m., ABC
The Mentalist, 10 p.m., CBS
30 Rock, 10 p.m., NBC
Jersey Shore, 10 p.m., MTV
Fairly Legal, 10 p.m., USA
Outsourced, 10:30 p.m., NBC
NBA Basketball: Mavericks v. Suns, Spurs v. Bulls
NCAA Men's Basketball: Minnesota v. Penn State, Clemson v. North Carolina State, Alabama v. LSU, DePaul v. Providence, San Francisco v. Portland
What are you watching tonight?
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Thursday night done right and bones.
Community and a re-airing of Pioneers of Television.
YAY! CSI!!! wOOOO!
"Community", "Nikita" DVR "Royal Pains", and "Archer" DVR "Fairly Legal" with the lovely Sarah Shahi.
CSI, The Big Bang Theory and Bones.
Bones, CSI, or Grey's again...
CSI( even if HE"S on there), Archer, and Bones (:
Community, the Office, and Parks and Recreation.
The Vampire Diaries and Community are my two Thursday faves.
Vampire Diaries, Nikita
BBT, Vamp Dairies, Bones, Nikita, Mentalist!
tbbt, office and 30 rock
Archer and NBC Thursday Night ( - Outsourced)!
Without a Trace, CSI, and the Mentalist. Taping Bones.
Bones, The Mentalist, Grey's and PP
Big Bang Theory, CSI, The Office, Parks and Rec, Bones, Royal Pains and Fairly Legal. Also recording the Mentalist, Community, 30 Rock, and Private Practice. Man, Thursdays are busy for me!
VD, Jersey Shore (yea I can admit it), and maybe Idol
Bones, and maybe The Mentalist.
Probably The Mentalist. I might actually skip CSI tonight unless CBS doesn't unexpectedly switch the order of the two shows.
Big Bang Theory, Community, The Office, Nikita, The Mentalist, 30 Rock, and Fairly Legal. Ah, Thursdays.
Bones, The Mentalist, Community, 30 Rock, Nikita, Parks & Recreation and Archer.
the vampire diaries, the mentalist, Nikita, bones, royal pains
Bones
Nikita, The Mentalist & csi
CSI,Nikita,Archer,The Big Bang Theory, The Vampire Diaries, $#*! My Dad Says,Grey’s Anatomy, Bones,Royal Pains,Private Practice,30 Rock, Fairly Legal,
Nikita, Big Bang Theory, Vampire Diaries, Fairly Legal
Community, Nikita, Big Bang, Vampire Diaries, The Office.
The Vampire Diaries, Community, Nikita, Bones, & The Mentalist
The Vampire Diaries, Winter Wipeout, Community, Perfect Couples, The Office, Parks & Recreation, 30 Rock, Grey's Anatomy, Private Practice, Royal Pains, Fairly Legal, Jersey Shore. so much on Thursdays for me.. glad I stopped liking CSI many years ago, Justin Bieber acting is just too much, i'd have to change the channel
Community, The Big Bang Theory, and Archer
Community, 30 Rock, Nikita, Vampire Diaries
Royal Pains, Private Practice, and Fairly Legal
The Mentalist, CSI, Royal Pains, Fairly Legal, $#*! My Dad Says, etc...
CSI and Grey's Anatomy.