What to watch on Thursday, May 19.
Tonight your biggest problem will be WHICH season finales you’ll watch and in WHAT order. But that’s what’s called a problem of privilege, guy. At least you’re not living in the gutter, you know? Unless you are. (Wait, ARE you?)
SEASON 3 FINALE, 8pm, CBS
The Big Bang Theory
When Raj gets grossed out by Leonard and Priya’s sexy Star Trek role playing, he decides to move in with Sheldon. Plus, the gang gives tons of verbal noogies to Howard when he becomes the only one of them without a doctorate.
SEASON 3 FINALE, 10pm & 10:30pm, NBC
Parks & Recreation
Back-to-back awkwardness tonight: First, everyone’s disgruntled when Chris starts making big changes in the Parks Department. THEN, Leslie organizes a memorial service for a dearly departed friend and Tom makes a major life decision.
SEASON 6 FINALE, 9pm, Fox
In tonight’s season finale, the remains of a dead bowler are found jammed into an automatic pin setter, so Booth goes deep undercover as a member of Max’s bowling league to get some answers. And also to bowl. (Bowling is fun!)
SEASON 7 FINALE, 9pm, NBC
Get ready for a CAVALCADE of guest stars tonight, as tons of ‘em interview for the now-vacant regional manager position. The funnymen and women include: Jim Carrey, Ricky Gervais (as David Brent!!), Will Arnett, James Spader, Catherine Tate and lovable underdog billionaire Ray Romano.
SEASON 3 FINALE, 9pm, CBS
Get ready for two straight hours of the mental-est show on television! (I am going to make this catchphrase happen). Anyway, tune in to see the team finally face down the dastardly Red John.
SEASON 7 FINALE, 9pm, ABC
Whether you’re a casual viewer or an out-and-proud fangurl, you have to admit: Grey’s Anatomy KNOWS how to do season finales. Tune in tonight as Meredith faces repercussions for her professional deceit, plus Cristina and Teddy make tough decisions. In finale-speak, that means someone will be shot in the head, right? You never know with this show.
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
American Idol, 8 p.m., Fox
Wipeout, MIDSEASON FINALE, 8 p.m., ABC
Rules of Engagement, SEASON 5 FINALE, 8:30 p.m., CBS
Police Women of Broward County, 9 p.m., TLC
Swamp People, 9 p.m., History Channel
Mounted in Alaska, 10 & 10:30 p.m., History Channel
Pawn Queens, 10 & 10:30 p.m., TLC
Private Practice, SEASON 4 FINALE, 10 p.m., ABC
Randy Jackson Presents: America's Best Dance Crew, 10 p.m., MTV
Real Housewives of New York City, 10 p.m., Bravo
True Crime with Aphrodite Jones, 10 p.m., ID
Secret Diary of a Call Girl, 10:30 p.m., Showtime
Gigolos, 11 p.m., Showtime
Arden Myrin on Chelsea Lately, 11 p.m., E!
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on Colbert Report, 11:31 p.m., Comedy Central
Jennifer Lawrence on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Jack Black on Tonight Show with Jay Leno, 11:35 p.m., NBC
Chris Hardwick on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:35 a.m., NBC
What are you watching tonight?