What to watch on Monday, June 20.
Put on your shoes and clothes, because it's a brand new week and we're gonna do it RIGHT this time! For instance, we'll be wearing shoes and clothes. But also we can learn from the mistakes of the people on THESE shows:
SEASON 4 PREMIERE, 9pm, A&E;
In the fourth-season premiere of America's favorite show to not-eat-a-sandwich-during, we'll meet a woman who hoards dolls (creepy!) and a woman whose hoarding has begun to interfere with her ability to keep the water and power turned on (sad!).
SEASON 11 PREMIERE, 10pm, A&E;
Meet Brittany, who wants to be a police officer, but one issue is that she is addicted to heroin. Oh hey, while we're on the subject, also meet the producers of Intervention—after 11 seasons they are clearly addicted to making Intervention! Glass houses, you guys.
ORIGINAL DOCUMENTARY, 9pm, HBO
Sex Crimes Unit
In the newest installment of HBO's award-winning documentary series, we'll get an inside look into the investigators and prosecutors who seek justice for the victims of sex crimes. Can a portrait of truly horrible things be watchable without Christopher Meloni? You be the judge!
SERIES FINALE, 10:30pm, Showtime
United States of Tara
Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye. (Multiple-personality humor.) In tonight's series finale of Diablo Cody's best Showtime comedy, Tara and Max visit an expert in Boston, plus both Kate and Marshall face life-changing decisions.
SEASON 3 FINALE, 10pm, Showtime
In tonight's season finale, Jackie does her best to avoid both Kevin AND taking a urine test. Typical drug-addict shenanigans! Plus Coop's birthday party and wedding ceremony run into problems.
SERIES PREMIERE, 8pm, Current
Countdown with Keith Olbermann
Same name, new station. Tonight Keith Olbermann relocates his weird punditry talk show to Current. And the earth goes on spinning. (Hopefully!)
PLUS NEW EPISODES OF...
Basketball Wives, 8 p.m., VH1
The Secret Life of the American Teenager, 8 p.m., ABC Family
The Bachelorette, 8 p.m., ABC
MasterChef, 9 p.m., Fox
Real Housewives of Orange County, 9 p.m., Bravo
RuPaul's Drag U, SEASON 2 PREMIERE, 9 p.m., Logo
Single Ladies, 9 p.m., VH1
Switched at Birth, 9 p.m., ABC Family
Behind Mansion Walls, 10 p.m., Investigation Discovery
Extreme Makeover: Weight Loss Edition, 10 p.m., ABC
Kate Plus 8, 10 & 10:30 p.m., TLC
Law & Order: Los Angeles, 10 p.m., NBC
Platinum Hit, 10 p.m., Bravo
Sanctuary, SEASON 3 FINALE, 10 p.m., Syfy
Teen Wolf, 10 p.m., MTV
World's Worst Teens, 10 p.m., Discovery Fit & Health
Eddie Vedder on Late Show with David Letterman, 11:35 p.m., CBS
Owen Wilson on Jimmy Kimmel Live, 12:00a.m., ABC
Morgan Freeman & Thomas Lennon & Weird Al on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, 12:37 a.m., NBC
Neil Patrick Harris & Emily Mortimer on Conan, 11 p.m., TBS
What are you watching tonight?