The Vampire Diaries: Curses!

It's a given that I don't understand half of the ongoing plotlines of The Vampire Diaries. I used to feel pretty bad about it—here I am, trying to explain this show in picture format to the casual reader, and even I can't make heads or tails of what's happening at any given time. But you know what? I've stopped feeling guilty about it, I'm just owning it now: I am confused, and that's just the way it's going to be! All I ask for now is that this show be actually FUN to watch, and this episode was VERY fun.

Oh hey, did you notice this episode was written by Kevin Williamson and Julie Plec? NO WONDER they are the bosses. Give yourselves raises, you rascals. What an improvement after last week! Don't get me wrong, this episode still had some clunkers, especially relating to the increasingly ludicrous vampire origin story, but there were some MAJOR highlights as well. I mean, COME ON:

It's like the writers were like, "How can we make Price smile today?" Bingo. This episode was like an ancient dreamboat walking out of a suitcase.

All right, where were we? Oh right: A dusty, underlit dungeon.

When we left off last week, Elena had suddenly stopped being a completely passive character and had taken it upon herself to awaken the only vampire who could possibly step to Klaus.

Elijah took his sweet-ass time coming back to life, but when he did it was pretty exciting. Elijah is awesome!

While writhing around on the ground doing his zombie gyrations or whatever, Elijah saw Elena sitting there and immediately began having flashbacks. You know, to the olden days when everyone wore floppy wigs and hung out in blurry ballrooms.

The year 1492, to be exact. Seems ol' Katerina Petrova found herself at the wrong party at the wrong time. But as you can see, the people were FANCY:

You know, if Trevor had worn his hair like this in modern times, Elijah probably wouldn't have karate chopped his head off. It was VERY luxurious.

Unfortunately, Elijah broke from his reverie only to realize he'd been flashbackin' the wrong lady.

He dealt with it like most people would when they realize they're hanging out with Elena—by throwing himself against the nearest wall. Zing! (?)

Just kidding, this part was actually AWESOME. Because Elijah was dead when the house became human-owned, he woke up inside it without having been invited! So he had some kind of uninvited-vampire-seizure and tore through the hallways like a whirling dervish.

Also, I think this was a new innovation, but was this the first episode in which there was actually a NOISE when a vampire hit that invisible doorway barrier? THUNK! I guess I never thought there was a physical barrier, I thought it was just a psychological thing that vampires had, like compulsions, but nope. According to the distinctive sound effects, apparently there's a force field. Whatever you say, Vampire Diaries!

Elena was eager to have a chat with Elijah, but she wanted to do it far away from those meddlesome Salvatores who are always messing everything up (or FIXING everything, but whatever). In order to gain Elijah's trust, Elena gave him the dagger as a keepsake and then ran off with him just before Stefan woke up.

So, just to be clear, super vampire hearing doesn't really work when they sleep. Wait, why do vampires sleep again? This show!

Stefan ran downstairs only to find Damon being handsy with Andie. I was wondering what happened with this lady! I'm sure she's been super busy with all kinds of hard hitting investigative journalism. (LOL)

Damon did NOT approve of this semi-consensual relationship.

But Andie was definitely in the "you don't understand our love" phase of her abuse. Good for her! We should all be so lucky. Barf. I generally like Damon as a character, but we've been through this sort of thing (with Caroline last season) and it never feels not-icky.

FINALLY, they noticed the missing corpse in their dungeon. Whoops, how did that happen?! I bet they NEVER saw that coming. These guys have the best hiding places.

Elena was doing her best to win Elijah's trust back. It mostly involved giving him a vampire Capri Sun and saying super nice things about him over the phone.

And it worked! Elijah started telling her all about Klaus, including the fact that body possession is one of his favorite tricks. Boy, I bet Elena felt like a real horse's patoot for killing him before learning that.

They dropped by the Lockwood mansion and confronted a sad-eyed mayor with a teenage hunk-shaped hole in her heart.

Luckily Mrs. Lockwood was easy to compel because she hadn't been drinking her vervain, because Elijah had compelled her not to a few weeks before, even though in theory his death would have broken the compulsion—but you know what? I'm just trying to have fun here. Hey how funny was it when she barely flinched about loaning Elijah her dead husband's clothes? He'd only been dead for what? Five weeks? Cold-blooded, lady.

Meanwhile, Stefan got a troubling phone call from a professional Door Opener. (So THAT'S what she's getting her degree in.)

Jenna seemed pretty confused as to why her house was so empty. I was confused too; wasn't John still there? And why wasn't Jeremy answering his videochat? Did his AT&T; MiFi signal cut out?

Meanwhile, in flashback village, we were about to finally get our first glimpse of this season's main villain.


NEXT: Klaus is in da house!

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Hey look, it's NIKLAUS! Call him Klaus though, okay? Turns out, Klaus is handsome—sorta lion-faced—but definitely more mysterious and sinister than the Alaric version.

Katerina was ALL about it.

Even though this was all some sort of plan to capture Katerina, Elijah still looked kinda butt-hurt about her instant connection with Klaus. But wait, why were these dudes calling each other "brother?"

Amazing! Elijah and Klaus are brothers. Wait, is it amazing, or is that just revisionist history? Not sure. But fine, that makes it a more bitter rivalry now, plus that means Katherine used to be the Elena of her day (stuck between two brothers. Nevermind.)

Meanwhile, in Alaric's personal Pottery Barn showroom, Katherine discovered a bottle of liquor.

Damon and Andie showed up to talk to Katherine. Why? Not sure. The main thing about Damon in this episode was that he was VERY angry at Stefan for some reason. I think it had to do with their differing methods of keeping Elena safe. So while Stefan was out trying to talk to Jenna, Damon was making friends with his mama vampire. Or something? Not gonna lie, I had no idea what was going on. Why did they just show up to the place they knew Klaus and his witches were crashing at? Did they know he wouldn't be there? (Shhhh, be quiet, brain!)

Anyway, he needed Andie to deal with the invitation-barrier issue.

Because I don't know if you know this, but the barrier makes NOISES now.

Damon's main gift for Katherine was a bottle of vervain. Apparently if she drinks it, Klaus can't compel her anymore. Damon suggested that for every vampire rule, there is a loophole. No doy, Damon, Klaus is a WALKING loophole. No rules apply to these Originals. That's part of why they're kind of a lame contrivance this season. Yeah, I said it. My main problem with them as villains is that so much of their lore, weaknesses, and abilities are just plum made-up on the spot. So fine, whatever. Drink it up, girl.

Not knowing what else to do, Stefan raced over to Jenna's house to warn her in person.

Except, WHAT? Klaus/Alaric was already there! Honestly though, this is a big WHO CARES. First off, WHY did Klaus give a damn about Jenna? Also, wasn't it more than obvious that he was simply not as powerful while in a human body?

The main tension of this scene came down to whether or not Klaus would tell Jenna about vampires. It meant that Klaus gave a really long, meandering speech about vampire legends and whatnot, but Jenna just seemed annoyed mostly.

I agreed with Jenna FOR ONCE.

So Klaus opted for Plan B. Luckily Stefan jumped in to save her.

Whoops, cat's out of the bag now!

Meanwhile, in the Lockwoods' backyard (for some reason), Elijah and Elena were still taking a stroll, talking about medieval vampirism. In particular, Elena wanted to know why Elijah had such a grudge against Katherine. He claimed he had his reasons, and then we flashed back to a a fanciful frolic.

Yes, it seemed as though Elijah may have developed feelings for ol' Katerina.

Typical Klaus, stealing away weak women. It made me laugh how Elena-like Katherine used to be. Sort of gives me hope for the day Elena might get turned. Wouldn't that be something??

Poor Elijah!

Did you like this new angle on the Salvatore Mansion? Lookin' good, house!

Jenna was VERY hurt and VERY emotional about everything. Seriously though, she didn't seem to mind so much that her very reality had been called into question through the confirmation that most of her friends and loved ones are supernatural monsters. No, she seemed mostly upset that she'd been out of the loop.

Elena did her best to comfort Jenna, even though she had no real excuses. I have to say, again, I kind of see this from Jenna's side. What an awful feeling! Nobody had anything to gain from keeping Jenna in the dark. It just made her look like a fool.

Anyway, I know I give Jenna a tough time, so I'm glad she finally knows about all this stuff now. It's very had to sympathize with dunces!

Also, what was Stefan doing eavesdropping on them? Creepy!

So, there was definitely conflict brewing between the brothers, but I was having a hard time wrapping my brain around the particulars. I think they were just in bad moods?

Guess who WASN'T in a bad mood?


NEXT: It's almost time for the Big Reveal...

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HOORAY for dancing scenes! This was like a sequel to my favorite-ever Vampire Diaries scene—Damon and Vicki dancing around the mansion in their underwear during Season 1. I just like it when it seems like it might be FUN to be a vampire, you know?

Oh, but look who it was, old Grumpyhair.

Katherine played it off like a pro, however. Classic Katherine! I liked how when Klaus "compelled" her to shut up, it took her a second to remember that she'd drank vervain, and she was all awkward about it.

Oh, look who it is! Greta! Sorry your brother and dad are super dead, lady. Anyway, she looked like she was having a good time.

The other witch servants wheeled in Klaus' REAL body, which was kept in a very expensive antique trunk, like the one Tom Hanks floats around on in Joe vs. The Volcano.

Okay, so now we get to the best and most hilarious revelation this show had to offer. First of all, you know that Sun & Moon Curse that all the vampires and werewolves have been fretting about all season (and for the past few centuries)? It's fake. It doesn't exist. So, like, awesome, this show got us to believe in a stupid thing and now it didn't even matter!

The REAL curse is relevant to Klaus only. It's a curse made by the witches to restrict the half of Klaus that IS A WEREWOLF. That's right, he's the bastard son of a werewolf while also being a vampire. HE'S BOTH.

So anyway, the stakes are still hilariously low. Elijah claims that if Klaus awakens the werewolf half of himself, he'll be some kind of unstoppable force. But I'm sorry, didn't anyone notice that the werewolves are mostly useless? There was NEVER a balance between werewolves and vampires because the only power a werewolf has is to turn into a dog once a month. Sure, they carry vampire rabies, but still. Vampires win. Anyway, great job, Vampire Diaries. That's a DON'T-CARE plot twist, for sure.

Also Stefan and Damon finally admitted to each other what's always been obvious.

They even rough-housed for eight seconds, until they were interrupted by Elena and Elijah, who both looked simply appalled.

Elijah had a flashback that filled in some final gaps: He'd discovered a way to break Klaus' curse without killing Katherine, but for some reason, Klaus didn't care. Anyway, when Katherine escaped, Klaus immediately blamed Elijah and it became clear that they were then blood enemies. All because of Katherine! Fair enough, she DOES have moves.

But, oh right, modern day. Anyway, the boys stopped fighting long enough to be annoyed at Elena for bringing Elijah into their home.

Poor Elijah just wanted an apology for having been repeatedly murdered and blow-torched and having all his witches killed. Fair enough!

Haha Damon was totally back in sullen teenager mode!

After telling everyone off GOOD, he ran upstairs and ripped off his shirt to take a shame shower, but Andie was still hanging out (even though he'd told her to leave). She basically told him that he didn't have to compel her anymore, that she actually had feelings for him.

Oh, Damon!

When he grabbed her by the shoulders and compelled her to leave "before I kill you," it wasn't so much a threat as it was super sad. He really seemed to not be able to control himself anymore.

Poor guy. I mean, Damon's a bit of a maniac, but still. Poor maniac!

Back at Alaric's place, witches were lighting candles with their brains.

The REAL Alaric finally came to, and he didn't seem to mind that there were a half-dozen witches conjuring an ancient vampire in his living room as much as he seemed annoyed that Elena might be there. I totally would have done a face plant too.

Then it happened. The trunk opened and out walked an upgrade.

THREE MORE EPISODES!


QUESTIONS:

... Do you trust Elijah?

... Are you glad Jenna's finally "in the know"?

... Do you think Alaric will be sore?

... How are Bonnie and Jeremy spending their time in that haunted house?

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Oct 10, 2011
Dude, thank you so so much. I was afraid that I was alone in my confusion. Your version of the events in the show are very nearly identical to my own.
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Jun 25, 2011
can i just ask, (and this sorta bothered me), isn't it sorta stupid that Elijah said he can't breath coz he wasn't invited in. He's dead! he has no breath in him! he live off of blood not oxygen!.
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Jun 25, 2011
Elijah: I can't breath!!!

ME: DUDE YOU'RE DEAD!! YOU DON'T BREATH!!!
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Apr 29, 2011
Baron Von Panteine ahahaha! While I was watching this episode, I kept noticing all these little things that you noticed yourself (thump with the force field, mayor not drinking her vervain even though Elijah died,,,) glad its not just me! But no matter how ridiculous this show gets, I can't look away...
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Apr 28, 2011
I think I developed a crush on Elijah. I think it was the dead mayor's suits that did it. And maybe the tea drinking.
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Apr 27, 2011
getting better than ever, soooo excited fot the next episode
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Apr 26, 2011
Ellijah RULES. I truly love him. I don't have to trust him to love him. :) But I do think he keeps his word, which is rare in this show. :P



Jenna didn't need to know...but she was getting annoying with all the questions she had...so I am happy she knows...but I kinda want her to run off again...:)



Alaric...he'll spend the next episode catching up on what he missed...and he will shrug of his pain!! He's like Elena subsitute dad...as John is weirdly absent...



Sleeping of the almost dead experience. :)
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Apr 26, 2011
Thank God someone is starting to view this series lack of a master plan, i believe the track of the lost series is almost being repetive
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Apr 25, 2011
HI FRIENDS
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Apr 25, 2011
I absolutely love Elijah, so I'm rooting for the guy. I couldn't care less about Jenna, I just would like it if they killed her off already. And they can throw in Alaric too, now that he'll go back to being a random hang-around.
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Apr 25, 2011
Gotta disagree that werewolves are good for nothing. The last 2 times the Salvatores clashed against the pack, they managed to not only hold them off but almost kill them. Damon was saved by Elijah back then
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Apr 25, 2011
Funny, Price. Pretty funny.
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Apr 25, 2011
"Surprise, hussy!" Hahahaha that makes me laugh. BTW--I. Love. Elijah. Not as much as I love Damon, as I will always love Damon, but man, oh man, I do love Elijah. He's fierce.
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Apr 25, 2011
Couldn't they have followed the books even a little have Elena turned into a vampire then kill her off. Elijah should stick around he's lovely. Yes finally Jenna's in the know although i'm not sure how this will improve the character. Maybe a tryst with Damon could ignite Alaric because the two brothers and Elena is just so unbelievably boring and as this past episode proves, been done before.
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Apr 25, 2011
Price, as always, hilarious!
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Apr 25, 2011
I hope Elena gets turned in to a vampire...
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Apr 24, 2011
yes i totally trust Elijah!! he's hot!

i dont really care if Jenna found out

Alaric will definitely be sore after that head on collision with the floor!

and Jeremy and Bonnie are myspacing!!
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Apr 24, 2011
This show have fell off a cliff this season. My only reason to finish the season is these recaps are so funny!
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Apr 24, 2011
You said Damon instead of Stefan again ^^
Also, about the mayor's wife (or is she the mayor now ? dunno) she wasn't compelled by Elijah to stop the vervain. It would actually make no sense at all, because if she was on vervain he wouldn't have been able to compel her. So my guess is he just replaced her vervain with something else (fake vervain ?), so that she would think she's not it, but she wouldn't be. And so his death wouldn't have changed anything since she's not compelled.
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Apr 24, 2011
a) trust Elijah?? maybe.... he's like the ancient version of Stefan. plus, if they show him as untrustworthy, it'll be hard to explain why he didn't hold it against his brother for trying to kill Katerina back in the day. b) Jenna's a reminder of how "normal" people are supposed to react to vampires', and what i hate about it is that the main characters' are probably gonna each be made to fess up and tell her everything, and if they do it onscreen, it'll just be to drag out the suspense of the series. then again, depends on HOW they do it. hope it's done as well as in the episodes til now . c) he probably will be..... lol. d) well, at least they got a room... the episode was pretty entertaining, and i like how they're bringing back the darker side of Damon, and bonus point, they didn't make him kill yet another person. it shows that he is finding his way back to his humanity. i mean, it's an improvement, right? he hasn't killed a non-baddie in a while, and first him saving Bonnie, and then not killing Andie? it's definitely character-development. Jeremy and Bonnie were probably told not to contact ne1 except for Elena and boys,even Jenna, in case she let it slip around Klaus, and are probably trying to find a means of building up Bonnie's power even more. maybe they'll use "power drawn from nature", which if it is not used soon, is gonna appear to have been an unnecessary fact or power to have mentioned at all. Damon and Stefan already agreed to protect Elena a long time ago, and the reason Damon is upset is because he feels that Stefan and Elena are making it impossible to protect her by refusing to listen to him. He also feels helpless because of this, ergo the "renegade" behavior. But, because he genuinely has good intentions, and we've seen what Damon-with-good-intentions can do, the writers' won't make HIM make a mistake. it'll probably be Elena, Alaric, Jenna or Stefan. looking forward to the next episode.
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Apr 24, 2011
"And why wasn't Jeremy answering his videochat? Did his AT&T MiFi signal cut out?" - favourite part of the recap. And your recaps are one of my very favouritest parts of the show.

All these myths and curses and backstories are just lost on me now, I kinda just focus on what's happening this week. And what the awkward product placement is. This week was pretty expositiony for me, especially with no Caroline OR Jeremy to brighten things up.

#1 Yes ... until he turns heel. #2 Meh, Jenna. #3 I hope he broke his nose, just for visual hilarity. #4 A mix of kissin', pointless spells and being emo.
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Apr 24, 2011
With body possession being Klaus' favorite spell how do we know he is in real body? He is Klaus afterall. This guy could be another decoy.
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Apr 24, 2011
That was AWE-wait for it-SOME, I loved how you tore the episode apart, always a pleasure to read that lol. And, I totally agree, I liked the ep, only for the new/real Klaus, he is MUCH better than Alaric. But the whole Vampire/Werewolf is confusing, Underworld much. And you asked for the point since TVD's wolves are useless, but if Klaus half and half, he can resist the wolves bite and make his own race, WHY? Why'd he want to make up his own race, is he lonely or we are in another 'I want to rule the world' plot? Confusing.. And Elijah didn't really say how they got to be all vampires, is it the Seven Brothers deal, but again, if Klaus wasn't their brother-half brother and Elijah said it himself, a different bloodline, they won't be seven and they wont get to be vampires, weird, again, or I'm missing something here. *Confused*
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Apr 24, 2011
I heart you, Price. Another session of nodding and laughing my ass of on my part. Gotta love home entertainment!
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Apr 24, 2011
LOLLLL amazing! That episode was all pretty good :D (even though I'm so sorry for Damon! And I still hate stefan with all my guts- so he has the respect of the second WORST character of TVD,him being the first,of cousr. CONGRATS! )

(1) YEAH!!! I already liked him before, now I really feel like he should stay on the show!

I have a whole new appreciation for him, and for Andy! :D

(2) Yes... maybe she'll finally be useful for the show! Jeremy started that way....

(3) Yes.... but at least he's back yay!

(4) Don't really wanna think about it
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Apr 23, 2011
lolarious recap.. negl but upgrade!klaus looks like matt *kanye shrug*
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Apr 23, 2011
funny recap,
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Apr 23, 2011
I totally trust Elijah he's awesome! and I liked how he basically acted like the Salvatores dad by getting them to apologize, that was hilarious.
Could not care less about Jenna though, she's basically just a piece of eye candy and the thing is the show has hotter girls in it anyway so why is she even there??
Alaric is gonna have one MOFO of a hangover lol
Bonnie & Jeremy have been "bring down the house" if ya catch my drift!
btw Kathrine + dancing = HAWT!!
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Apr 23, 2011
Indeed Recaps have become better than the show itself.. Sad...
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Apr 23, 2011
i look forward to the recaps more than the show.
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Apr 23, 2011
I think I like your recaps more than the show...HILARIOUS!
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Apr 23, 2011
Hmm... I'm thinkin Underworld. But it is great entertainment . xD Wonder if we get to meet more originals.
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Apr 23, 2011
elijah is much more awesome than klaus , and what is it with his hair last pics here? he was more fearsome with longer hair in the flashbacks
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Apr 23, 2011
At least Klaus' full name is Niklaus. I expected Santa Klaus or something just as ridiculous from this show.
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Apr 23, 2011
When Elijah revealed the curse was fake, and then mentioned Klaus was half-werewolf, I honestly started laughing out loud... another great review!
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Apr 23, 2011
love it, i mean, nick klaus, awesome, lol. always a great twist.....
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Apr 23, 2011
f*ck i missed Elijah. what was the point of watching it without him?
So glad Jenna knows.
So glad to have real Alaric back.
yeeew! we finally got to meet Klaus!
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Apr 23, 2011
haha tussle tussle tussle, I cant stop laughing at every single one of these pictures. Its funny just to only read them sometimes. 1. I trust Elijah because he wasn't the one to betray Elena it was the other way around( although that might make him turn on them all because of that. ) 2. Finally Jenna is in the know, it took long enough and i thought her reaction was very believable. Of course shes gonna feel betrayed first but when the reality of the situation kicks in she'll be terrified. 3. ouch ya Alaric is so gonna be sore after the past couple of days hes had. I feel like Alaric's kinda been like a uncle to Elena and Jeremy with everything, but i may be the only one. 4. I hope Jeremy and bonnie r having some fun cuz there entire relationship has been kinda intense and they deserve to have some fun. Also I dont know if you guys didn't get whats bad about Klaus being both a werewolf and vampire but hes basically indestructible and he wants to make his own race. Plus we've seen some werewolves be strong and fast even without the full moon.
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Apr 23, 2011
I trust Elijah because he is a man of his word!! I am glad that Jenna is in the know . . . hopefully she and Alaric can get back together now. Alaric will be sore, I hope he won't die! Bonnie and Jeremy are "getting to know one another better" since they weren't even in the episode at all! I look forward to these recaps! Thanks again!
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Apr 23, 2011
... Do you trust Elijah?
Yes.

... Are you glad Jenna's finally "in the know"?
Yeah, hoping for less drama now...But I almost know for sure she is going to die...

... Do you think Alaric will be sore?
Haha, yes.

... How are Bonnie and Jeremy spending their time in that haunted house?
Probably just chatting on Jer's fancy gadget.
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Apr 23, 2011
Your recaps are the most hilarious things ever xD But anyway, yes, I'm definitely with Elijah here! Him and Klaus are like another version of Stefan and Damon, except that Elijah's got a bit of a bad boy side to him that I absolutely love. And Klaus - you described him perfectly. He's got this thing about him that I like yet hate. I'm glad Jenna finally knows but don't really care all that much. And Alaric...they should find him a more important role here; I liked him better when he was first introduced. I can't wait for next week's episode when (SPOILER) Tyler returns.
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Apr 23, 2011
I think Jenna's just in time to be in the loop and then killed. Tragic of course. Bonnie and Jeremy are using their mifi to order pizza and play with google earth (I mean bing). Elijah cannot be trusted...unless we can trade Katherine to him for Elena's safety.
Spoiler alert! I totally think Damon is going to forcefully turn Elena so that she'll be all vampy next season. Maybe she'll dance for us then. ;)
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Apr 23, 2011
1. I think Elijah is a gentleman and he must keep his word. If not, its cool. He is one of the best characters anyway.......... 2. I really dont care about jenna, can any vampire eat her! please!.......... 3. I hope he dies too. LOL. so irrelevant........ 4. They should die as well!!! haha it seems I want everybody dead, the show should be about Damon/Katherine/Elijah/Klaus, and some other character, the rest are just boring-useless people.
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Apr 23, 2011
Anyone else notice that Elena's outfit, makeup, and bearing got suddenly much more Katherine this week? Given how she just betrayed/defied Stefan & Damon and is suddenly all confident and stuff, I'm looking forward to her becoming her own woman. Plus, though Stefan was all "I have her respect and youuuuuu doooonnnn't!" it was pretty clear who she respected and had chemistry with this episode. Ditch the brothers who go behind your back, put the 15 in 150, and don't keep their word--go Elena/Elijah.
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Apr 23, 2011
was the witch girl lisa tucker from American Idol or am i wrong?
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Apr 23, 2011
I had to ban myself from finishing your recap at work: I couldn't keep from cracking up. This was one of your best ones yet. Of course, it was one of the best eps yet, so I guess that follows. ;-)
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Apr 23, 2011
I just love your recaps. Also, dude does look like a damn lion.
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Apr 23, 2011
so first of all, am i the only one who thinks modern day Klaus is hot? 1) sort of trust elijah 2) i really don't care that jenna is finally in the know 3) alaric will not be sore 4) bonnie and jeremy better be having sex. i mean seriously when did jeremy get so hot. finally for some crazy reason i'm happy about klaus being half werewolf half vampire. why? caroline and tyler. hybrid children.
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Apr 23, 2011
You're captioned pics are EPIC GENIOUS! I RETWEET THEM ALL THE TIME. FOLLOW ME SO I DON'T MISS ANOTHER ONE @KittyKatGraham
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Apr 23, 2011
I will save my "serious" thoughts on TVD for other sites & focus instead on my faves of your hilarious captioned pics.

5. First the soap dish, now this. Nope, they will never escape SoapGate
4. Listen to me, there is a dick on the loose. I never tire of TVD's always appropriate use of the word dick, ever since Damon used it in reference to his designer shirt. I have also started to use it as my favorite zinger since the world is full of them (dicks)
3. My dependents have sex with monsters. Just effing hilarious & Jenna is a kick ass crier.
2. Does my body smell kinda funky to you? Love it. & love Joseph Morgan & his dimple.
1. & I'm sorry for being awesome...F**** all of you. Yes I combined the last two as my #1 fave because it's well, Damon. & he is F**** awesome. So are you & your posts, keep em coming.
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