The Vampire Diaries: Track the Ripper (PHOTORECAP)

Dang, you got HOT over the summer! I mean, I had a feeling this would be your year, but you've really bloomed! You must have been super busy because you didn't respond to any of my emails or Skypes or Friendster requests. That's cool, I was pretty busy too. I raised a narwhal from birth, no big deal. I was thinking about going out for lacrosse but I'm concerned that my bones are too spongy from drinking too much pop. Hey do you want to go to off-campus lunch with me? Long John Silver's. Heather had her baby and it is NOT cute. Okay, see you in homeroom!

Um, seriously you guys, The Vampire Diaries is back. It is BACK in a big way. I don't know about you, but I kind of needed the entire summer to recover! Season 2 got intense! After it ended I hung a dreamcatcher over my bed and it got so clogged up with nightmares that I had to regularly scrub it with a wire brush like it was a filthy barbecue grill! I also enrolled in a lamaze class just to regulate my breathing, because WHEW! This show!

Anyway, let's DO THIS.

The first new thing about Season 3? A brand-new "PREVIOUSLY ON..."!! That's right, no more Stefan gazing out a window shirtless. Now it's some insanely complicated montage that I didn't even understand?

Something about a werewolf vampire and possibly a cabin, and I guess ghosts? Dang, I THOUGHT I understood what was going on last season, but I guess I was wrong. Oh well! It's never slowed me down before.

The actual episode began at an isolated house somewhere in Tennessee, in a perfect example of what film students would call in medias hoochie.

This lady was just outside chillin' by her croquet set when a southern drawlin' 500-year-old werewolf-vampire hybrid just sallied on over and asked to use her phone.

She was like, "No way" and he was like "Yes way" and [SPOILER ALERT] he finally compelled her to invite him inside.

Klaus was asking tons of questions about some dude named Ray Sutton, who tended to come home "once every month." Everybody knows that's werewolf talk, so this chick (who looked like an extra from Friday the 13th Part 8) just immediately bolted. I agreed with this notion!

But whoops! She didn't realize there'd be an undead hunk at the door.

YIKES! Stefan ate those ladies UP.

Meanwhile back at Elena's house, she was just chillaxin' in her bed like she was too cool to sleep. Either that or she was experiencing unknowably deep spiritual devastation. One of those, can't be sure which.

Wake up, Jeremy! Jeremy looked super comfortable in his bed. Sleeping slightly upright against vertical pillows is probably the best way to sleep, everybody knows this.

If there's one thing all teenage boys can agree upon, it's that having your sister rip the covers off of you in the morning is the best. "I hope my sister startles me awake and tears the covers off of my boner area." —Teenage boys.

Now, if you recall, last year Jeremy officially traded in his goth vibes for a straight-up frat dude aesthetic, and now it's like that times ten. But not everything's happiness and sunshine for this bro—you could tell right away that Jeremy was TROUBLED by junk.

Guess who was still crashing at their pad? Alaric! I guess his old apartment smelled too much like murder. Plus I bet Greta clogged up the shower drain with hairballs. Anyway, nothing at all strange about a history teacher sleeping on his female student's couch all summer! Good thing this isn't a conservative small town in the South where rumors might spread.

Hey Caroline! She was looking good, everybody. I liked this part because it was so charming to think that Mystic Falls has stores. Please. Mystic Falls does not have stores. I'm guessing Caroline was just re-using old shopping bags for a trip to the discount swap meet? I bet that pink bag is full of, like, old yarn.

Nice new haircut, Alaric! It looked good, right? See, Alaric dealt with his grief in the best way possible: BY GETTING A MAKEOVER.

Damon's back too! And to answer your question, no, he did not spend the summer having a fantastic romance with Elena, you guys. Sorry. Tear down those Damon+Elena collages inside your lockers because that's never going to happen. Instead Damon's been growing his hair out into a mullet and having sexy banter with a compelled news anchor. Living the dream, basically!

Andie was like, "No I will not follow your directions to get you more champagne even though you've melted my brain by compelling me every ten seconds. Maybe you should take a not-at-all gratuitous naked stroll through the mansion."

What's cool is that Damon's modesty was protected by the RANDOM TABLE OF KNICK-KNACKS he keeps in the CENTER OF HIS BEDROOM? Every person should have one of those.

Elena was simply SHOCKED by this brazen nudity, although you know she was doing the mental math that anybody would do when they've seen TWO BROTHERS' junk. Compare and contrast, lady. It's called science!

In the grand tradition of Bonnie being useless, her one appearance in this episode was via FaceTime while Jeremy was working in the back room of Mystic Grill because OH YEAH Jeremy works at Mystic Grill now! (Quick question: Did the same manager also hire Matt and Sean Faris, because this manager is doing EXCELLENT work.)

Anyway, Bonnie's out of town visiting family who she describes as "like wet paint that never dries." I had to pause the show and think about this because WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? Does she mean that her family is colored and gets her high? That is offensive, Bonnie!

Immediately after Jeremy hung up on her, Ghost Vicki appeared! Jeremy was VERY scared, except hasn't this been going on for like two months now? You'd think by now he'd just be annoyed at these chicks. "Get out of here, ghosts."

Jeremy got kind of jacked over the summer, credit where credit's due. But anyway, then ANOTHER shocking thing happened. Right when Jeremy bent down to pick up the napkins...

...we found out that Mystic Grill gets its supplies from Trader Joe's! Holy moly! Now, we know there is no way that Mystic Grill has a Trader Joe's of its own, so I'm just assuming the same awesome manager probably drives out of town to pick up supplies. Just truly a saint, that guy.

Meanwhile Matt got all frantic because Caroline and Tyler were eating out front. It turns out that they too had abstained from falling in love over the summer, except the tension was clearly starting to get to them.

They both looked like they were reaching the limits of their platonic relationship and were about to snap into a makeout session at any moment. APPROVE.

Meanwhile at the diviest bar in Tennessee, Klaus and Stefan arrived to find this Ray Sutton character. I guess he'd slept there? Because hadn't those girls in the first scene said he was already there and it was nighttime then? Who knows? Nobody knows or ever will.

Klaus did his classic Klaus move of sidling up next to someone at a bar and purring in some European accent. Everybody knows that if there's one thing Southern dudes love, it's that. Oh and P.S. Ray Sutton is played by the kid from 7th Heaven!!

Anyway, both Klaus and Stefan cornered Ray and immediately told him their scheme: They wanted to know where Ray's werewolf pack was so that Klaus could convert them all to vampire-werewolf hybrids like himself. The perfect scheme, basically. It was very shocking when Ray expressed doubt about its merits!

Meanwhile the two eldest members of the Mystic Falls #1 Teen Detective Agency arrived at the Tennessee house and came across a horrendous scene.

Had to be done. I mean, what kind of weirdos lived here anyway? That star on the wall? The lamp placement? Nevermind the werewolf dungeon under the floorboards, these people were maniacs.

Okay, THIS was THE WORST. Really, The CW? During this ad, Candice Accola gave us some juicy tidbits about Caroline's love triangle and she spilled the info that she'll be sharing scenes with both Matt AND Tyler this season. Very cool, very major spoilers there. But then at the end it showed Bing being used to look up "Mystic Falls romantic restaurants" and just take a gander at the results:

First of all, if you are ever in Mystic Falls do NOT call those restaurants, those phone numbers do NOT work. Second of all, we're supposed to use a search engine that returns "Mario Lopez Fan Art" when you search for restaurants? Perfect search engine! Third, just what in the hell is The Grille, and why is it located just off La Brea Avenue? In other words, Bing is awesome.

Anyway, back at the Salvatore Bros' underlit mansion (although, does Elena still own this joint?) the kids were setting up a house party. Let's see—Keg? Check. One thousand red Solo cups? Check. Valentine's Day balloons? Check. Quinceañera decorations? Check. Heisler party cube? Check. All set!

Tyler casually mentioned he'd be bringing a lady of loose morals to the party and Caroline got kind of huffy. At this point Tyler blurted out that as a new werewolf he was unbelievably, constantly horny. And Caroline lit up in agreement, the same thing happens when you're a vampire!

Aaaand then she dropped the subject. Very smooth! Wait, I don't really remember why they never hooked up? I think it's because Tyler liked her but then stood by when she got shot in the head a bunch by werewolves? I can't remember, honestly, but I'm guessing Caroline's in the right. Either way, it was clear that Tyler wanted back on the Caroline love train and she wasn't having it.

Ray was NOT having a good time. It was pretty cool how Stefan compelled the whole bar to not pay attention to Ray's suffering so this particular game of wolfsbane-darts went completely unnoticed by the other A.M. drunks in the room.

At this point Klaus was informed that Damon had been snooping around and he set out to have Damon killed.

But Stefan was like, "I'll handle it." Then Klaus was like "How can I trust you to handle it?" and Stefan was like "You can trust me to kill my brother because of that one time when I sacrificed everything so that you wouldn't kill my brother." It was perfect logic, in other words.

Once again Elena went digging through the old clothes of the Salvatore ancestors. Gross, Elena. But then again, Mystic Falls doesn't have stores, so where else would she get her clothes?

Okay, we need to talk about Damon's hair. He looked like Janet from Three's Company! This was seriously one of the grossest mullets I've ever seen, and I grew up in Fresno. What is going ON here? Doesn't the CW have a Standards & Practices Department?

That being said, it was nice seeing Elena smile FOR ONCE. She seemed to actually be happy that her friends had thrown her a birthday party...

...Until she realized that TOO MANY people were enjoying themselves.

At which point she immediately started pouting and openly judging people. Very cool!

In my favorite moment of the whole episode, Jeremy and Matt shared a doob and had a heart-to-heart. (Quick question: Smoking joints on TV is okay but not cigarettes??) Anyway, the conversation literally began this way:

Jeremy: "You know I died, right? And Bonnie used magic to bring me back to life?"

Matt: "Yeah, Elena told me."

Okay, WHAT? First of all, that is a hell of a thing to lead with. Secondly, they've been hanging out for months and Matt never brought up that he'd heard this particular piece of gossip? (And that is THE BEST gossip, btw). If you heard that your bro-worker had been literally murdered and then resurrected via witchcraft, wouldn't you ask him about it immediately? Anyway, this was a big reminder that Matt's officially an "insider" when it comes to supernatural stuff, and that makes him immediately more likable.

Oh and that reminds me! Sheriff Forbes? She seems to be helping Damon track down Stefan by keeping an eye out for "animal attacks" in the South. Does this mean she's fully on the good guys' team now? We'll see! What I'm saying is, I'm glad more and more main characters are getting hip to things.

Meanwhile at the darkened TV studio, Andie Starr had an encounter with a Ripper. Uh-oh!

Oh, another Bing commercial! Have you ever wondered how Kevin Williamson gets all his story ideas?

Now you know!

Meanwhile at the party Tyler was dancing 2 Close Real Close to Slutty Sophie (Caroline's nickname for her). Watch out Sophie, there's only one other Mystic Falls student with a name and she was NOT invited to the party.

Like any non-crazy female, Caroline stood like five feet away, staring daggers at them both while drinking hard liquor like a maniac.

Then Matt came over and spoke to her for I guess the first time all summer? He started off all mad, teasing her about being a monster, but quickly apologized and you could tell he was feeling pretty rotten for having teamed up with her mom to trick her that one time.

Then Elena discovered that Damon had been tracking Stefan the whole time WITHOUT her knowledge. She was super butt hurt, obviously, but it was pretty clear to us that he was doing it because he didn't want her to know the extent of Stefan's rampage. In my opinion that's just thoughtful on Damon's part.

Nice hair! Nice sign!

Responding to a phone call from Andie, Damon showed up at the news studio only to finally come face to face with his estranged brother. It did not go well!

Like most small-town news stations, this one had a catwalk four stories above their heads and Andie jumped off of it. Aw, poor Andie! RIP babygirl. Although, shouldn't there be vampire blood in her system? I don't know. I don't have all the answers, you know? I'm just an old man sitting on a catamaran typing this story on a Speak 'N Spell.

Back at the party, two stoned bros attempted to carpool home until one of them kept seeing lady ghosts.

Matt seemed vaguely freaked out that Jeremy had "talked to" his sister Vicki. Fair enough!

Whoa hey I just remembered something—Jeremy was hooking up with Vicki when Matt was hooking up with Elena. They'd each boned each others's sisters!

After jealously compelling Slutty Sophie to bounce, Tyler finally demanded to know why Caroline was cockblocking him so much if they were only friends?

Boom! And then it was like someone started pounding jungle drums because they just WENT AT IT.

Back at Jeremy's joint, he and Matt were having an ice cream 'n giggle party until Jeremy got serious and decided to be honest about his ghostly encounters.

I don't think Matt ever really grasped what Jeremy was telling him. Oh well, nobody ever said mashed potatoes made a good confidante.

This plotline was still happening? Back at the bar, Klaus was force-feeding his own blood to the werewolf dude and then snapping his neck. Typical Klaus.

Meanwhile Stefan was very clearly feeling bummed for all the stuff he'd been doing. Klaus even called him out, saying Stefan isn't actually as evil as he's pretending to be.

Cue sad music and closing montage!

Tyler and Caroline were getting it on in his bedroom like crazy. I hope they did proper stretches and stuff! Someone's gonna get tennis elbow!

Then Damon trashed Stefan's room, which—SERIOUSLY with the candles?

Check out this insane drawing that Jeremy drew for Elena's birthday. It's a heart with roses and angel wings written in a tattoo-style font? Hello, Jeremy is NOT a goth anymore, Art Department! Current Jeremy would have drawn, like, a yellow Lamborghini and, I don't know, a jug of Creatine?

Also, just what in the F is this strawberry figurine? And is that a FELT CROWN? Is this how Elena chose to replace the junk that one warlock stole from her? Oh man, Elena's lucky she found those vampire brothers because she's clearly heading down a cat lady path.

Anyway, RING DING DING, Unknown Caller calling!

Okay, this scene was actually really moving. Stefan remained silent while Elena told him she loved him and that basically she'd still be there when he got done murdering tons of folks. (Ugh, Elena's brain.). But still, well done and definitely touching.

Meanwhile, in our closing STINGER of a cliffhanger, Caroline snuck out while Tyler flexed in his sleep.

WHOOOPS! Mrs. Lockwood caught Caroline red-handed and she was NOT thrilled about seeing Caroline cavorting with her son. And as we all know, this actress has a deep pool of real-life emotion to draw from for this performance. It was very method.

Awkward! Caroline did her best to just get out of there, but she didn't anticipate exactly HOW MAD Mrs. Lockwood really was.

OH, FUDGE. Now if there is one thing I hate, it's seeing Caroline in pain and danger. But do you know who LOVES seeing her in pain and danger? THIS SHOW. So obviously ten minutes after getting some hot werewolf action she's nearly murdered. That's just how things work in Mystic Falls. Welcome back!


Questions:
... Are we headed for a Mayor Lockwood vs. Sheriff Forbes smackdown?
... Who has the best new haircut: Alaric, Jeremy, or Damon?
... Why does Klaus need an army of hybrids?
... What does Ghost Vicki need help with?
... How much slash-fic are you going to write about Matt and Jeremy this weekend??

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It took me forever to watch this episode :) But I made sure I saved this review..cause your reviews are honestly the best part of the series :D



Since they both have guns...I'm hoping both Mayor Lockwood AND Sheriff Forbes will end up dead...or paralysed...



Best haircut is between Jeremy and Alaric...Damon's is just pitiful...



Who will ever understand Klaus?? I don't aim to...but he is pretty to look at :D



I personally prefer ghost Anna to ghost Vicki...Vicki can go re-die for all I care...



I'll be finding some slash fic...the scenes in this episode were made for it :)
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Missed U Price! Welcome back TVD! Is it me or is Stefan a tad bit more interesting now?
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Oh the hair...on most of the men was painful to see. Seriously I love Ian..I love Matt but betewen Damon's Joan Jett do and Alaric looking like his mom (or maybe Elena) gave him a bowl cut I was cringing.



Otherwise, loved the episode even though nothing really happened per se. Ripper Stefan is kind of awesome, he finally gets some depth to his character and may actually be as good as watching his brother. Damon's a show stealer, Ripper Stefan will never be that but he stil may give Damon a run for his money and I like it. Plus...the stefan we know and love is still in there...somewhere.



What could have made this episode better is somebody finally pulling that dagger out of elijah again. That dude is wicked awesome...and the Supernatural Crew is short a member.
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Price, you and your recaps are THE BEST!!! Laughing so hard at "[chasing cars dream]"!
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Hey, so I just found you and I got a username and everything just so I can tell you, YOU ARE AMAZING! I really enjoyed this.



I agree that Ian/Damon needs a hearcut.



Yes, to your first question, Jeremy for the second, to take down something big...have no idea what or why, for the 3th, probably because when Bonnie brought Jeremy back to life, the ghosts came with it (like a pack deal you buy two for one) and now they're stuck between worlds or something and they need help to go back, from him, since it's kind of his fault they got there in the first place, for the 4th and for the last question, I'm not a Matt/Jeremy bromance fan.



Thank you for the great job at makinh my day perfect!
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OMG I've missed this almost more than the show!!! Welcome back PP!



Ian can pull off the 70s hair. He's bringing it back. In 3 months time everyone will look like Bay City Rollers.
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Hey Price, I'll gladly go to Long John Silvers with you! Its funny that you say "doggy doggy" at the beginning because Damon says that in the trailer for next week's episode haha. If the writers follow the books at all, there will def be a showdown between both ladies. So Klaus is kind of a creepster...he clearly wants a shirtless hug with Stefan and make hybrid babies
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AAaahhhhh, at last the recaps are back !!!!

You wanna know something, I've actually missed these recaps more than the show itself...

I was almost having seizures, with not being able to read these articles during the summer. :-)



But anywho, I'm glad to see the show returning and also glad that they continued at the same level which is always something to be scared in the beginning of a new season.



So thank you, Price, for this hilarious recap once more and keep'm coming.



Yours truly,

Rafke

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Rich handsome men are usually expected to have very beautiful women on their arms. Women are status symbols for many such men. The lifestyle requires a beautiful woman as much as it requires a car that costs more than a quarter of a million dollars, or a multi-million dollar home. That's why so many wealthy men cost so much time on sugarbabymeet.c0m for beautiful and young women.
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haha i just remembered the Elena vs Alaric/Klaus confrontation last season , btw great review
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No mention of Caroline casually manhandling a random party-goer who was in her way? Easily the best bit of the episode!
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I loved that moment when Caroline picked up that guy who was dancing . . . lol. . . Vampire hormones. WOW. I missed your column SO MUCH! I think I was more excited for this than for the actual premiere! I always LAUGH really hard at your recaps!! And, now I am in the KNOW . . Trader Joes is the secret source for all the great food at the Mystic Grill.... I wonder if they use the "Avocado's number" guacamole? Sheriff Forbes probably is the one that TOLD Mrs. Lockwood Caroline is a vampire, she will be hating herself for THAT mistake. I liked Alaric's hair, and wondered why he felt the need to move out. . . Elena is 18 now??? Lame reason! I think the hybrids are going to try to kill all the vampires.. . . and they have no sticky little problem with the SUN, etc. . . Ghost Vicki is trapped in no-man's land? Jeremy and Matt's friendship is cool. He can help Matt get used to be one of the only humans around without supernatural power. . . . oh, wait, is seeing ghosts a supernatural power??? Keep the laughs coming, Price!!
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YES! I has recap withdrawals :P
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TVD is back and so are these crazy articles! Missed them both, welcome back. :)
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God I missed your reviews their awesome!!!!!!

A. Hope Sheriff Forbes kicks her ass I hate Mrs. Lockwood.

B. Damon, did not like Alarics new look at all!

C. I don't know I'm not a Klaus fan, I would rather have Elijah



Keep with the reviews please, their awesome!!!!!!

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So from now:

a -watch TVD episode

b -read your review

c -watch the episode again and die laughing,

seriously I watched it again and couldn't stop laughing at the rug and the strawberry thing



d -Williamson really needs to work on a vampire sitcom spin off starring Candice Accola
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Ok I am now confused about the age range this show is for? I checked the "parents that complain about stuff we can block but don't want to bc we like to complain about complaing" website and there was no complaining about all the booze, weed, sex, and killing on the CW. Anybody?
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Ian Somerhalder/Damon can do NO wrong! He has such beautiful hair - the more, the merrier. Grow it, baby, GROW IT!
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have you remarked how at the beginning of the show, Klaus made a really funny statement.. like when he met that girl he said: don't worry, I'm not a serial killer.... that was a good one!



1- yes, I can't wait to see a big fight between the 2 of them... they didn't ended season 2 in good terms.. so it will be good

2 - Damon's mullet ('cause one cannot call that a haircut!) is awfull!!

3 - I am wondering myself the same thing... even alone he can practically take down the whole world... no one can kill him...

4 - maybe Vicki wants to come back to life... the question is, is Vicki ghost working together with Anna ghost?

5 - I think that Matt and Jeremy spent the summer together doing push-ups :-))



aaaaaand as usually, greeeeeaaaat review! thanks!
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2- Jeremy (though early season two's haircut looked way better)
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This is the funniest thing ever.

Though...How much time do you have on your hands?
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Poot Poot? I tink you mean Pew Pew!
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I thought very hard about it, but I went for the dumbest possibility, as usual.
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haha. epic! i want Jeremy and Matt to become gay for one another. it would be both hot and romantic :) jus sayen
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<3 your comments!!!!

I love your writting style
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that talk about being horny between tyler and caroline was so funny! aw poor andie i kinda liked her but dam this show hates caroline i swear! she always seems to be the one getting hurt or shot! which is annoying coz i love caroline cause she's beautiful and funny and just god dam awesome! i liked this episode and your recaps are as funny as ever!
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You are awesome. With recaps like these, I get an hour back in my life AND I am all caught up.
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Alaric has the best haircut!! Damon is going the McGyver route.

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He's a great actor & is perfect for the part of Alaric, but his haircut looks like a demonic 3-year-old went at his head with a chainsaw! I just can't understand the appeal of Woody Woodpecker hair.
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I kept thinking MacGruber!
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haha ,i have a good laugh thank you :) .

good start but not that strong in my opinion for the show.
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I liked this episode and It's a great beginning of a crazy new season. :D
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Another good one.....

but was I the only that felt that nothing REALLY happend?
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Good point, I think the episode was more just a "what have they been up to" story. Which is funny, because nobody accomplished anything over the summer? Seriously, except for Jeremy's new job, none of subplots changed in any way.
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Jeremy by far has the best new hair cut! The past summer has been very kind to him or he was always hot and the goth/emo mopey thing was really not flattering.
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I gotta give Stefan an 'A' for creativity, between the wolf's bane darts and essentially making Andie walk the plank, he may have Damon beat in finding creative ways to be crazy.
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Oh, IDK. I think Damon snatchin' the beating heart outa Tyler's wolfy uncle is pretty hard to beat - pun intended.
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Funny review as always
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Favorite TVD related moments?

1) This review

2) Drunk Caroline literally PICKING UP A GUY who proceeds to go back to dancing. Welcome to Mystic Falls, people.
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I'm so mad at myself for not creating an animated .GIF of that!
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First off...don't mess with the mullet. Its not a mullet...Ian can pull off anything and its not a mullet. ;)

Next, if I saw another bing ad during that hour of TVD loveliness I was going to throw something at my TV. Seriously!!!

Finally...poor Caroline. I guess we should have known Mrs. Lockwood wasn't in the dark. I'm seriously confused how Forbes and Matt suddenly know and are okay with Klaus. Weird. I had no idea it was okay to push teenage drinking and pot smoking within a 10 minute period. I guess that's only okay on the CW. And Elena, dear Elena....you are the worst vampire enabler and stop wearing nightgowns to parties and you may have a little more fun in life!
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It's like you said. Mama Lockwood has a major crush on her son; I hope she dies. I think Vicki has something evil planned and Anna is there to help or stop it? When is Elijah coming back? I miss Katherine. Mullets are making a comeback. Lmfao for the still of Stefan's sad face. LMFAOO (because I can) for "chasing cars dream"! Looking forward to this season.
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I think I was looking forward more to your recaps, Price, than the return of the show! Wow, Mayor Lockwood needs some serious roughage.
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This show annoys me... Why Caroline has always got to suffer? Poor thing, hasnt she had enough? Why dont they mess up with Elena... She deserves some serious pain for being dumb.
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This show always puts Caroline in danger because she is the only one viewers like! If Elena is put in danger people rejoice and get hopeful it will be fatal!



P.S - Where's Katherine AKA Elena with personality?
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I agree. The show was missing that special something...we totally need Katherine!
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Love watching the ep and trying to work out which parts might get photo recapped lol. Was it just me or does anyone else think they should have played The Bad Touch whilst Caroling and Tyler were talking about how horny they are (or were) lol.
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Price, lots of love going your way judging from the previous posts! Way to go, man! On TVD: OMG, Caroline!! I totally want her to smack her mom in law in the face with a crystal jar. I mean, for reals, TVD writers? The most expected romantic pairing finally blossoms and you feel like shooting Caroline in the back with vervain?! Uncool.

I totally did not like the Klaus/Stefan thing, but loooved the crying/heavy breathing phone call to Elena. But, if that wasn't Stefan, the pranker would be feeling pretty weird, huh?
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It was an amazing episode! I missed them during summer-break.

Happy they are back!



Q: Who has the best new haircut

A: Jeremy. Without any doubt!
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I'm still laughing, so I'm not quite able to answer those questions... May I just say I missed your recaps so much.
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haha hilarious! I missed this!

(1) shush yeah (2) alaric, I guess... love damon but...he NEEDS to cut that hair (3) Does Klaus needs a reason to do anything?(4)beats me
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I didn't even watch the new episode but I had to come and read you recap dude :D
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price peterson you are my hero this looks like the beginning of an awesome season both of the show and your reviews :)



best pics were the ones between jeremy and matt when matt said "metaphors are sad" :D
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Omg I have MISSED your recaps!!!! They are one of my favorite things about this show. I can't stop laughing!
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Oh, BTW, I love your life and everything you do in it. I think your blog should replace Facebook entirely.
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1. I don't really care surprisingly. They are the two biggest idiots on TVD right now and it's a constant struggle to remember why they are on the show at all. The only good thing that can come of that is maybe one of them will die. BUT DON'T GET YOUR HOPES UP.

2. Alaric's hair is not great but he's still looking good. Damon could have dreads and still look fantastic so idc. But JEREMY. Wohohooo. His hair is SPECTACULAR. hotttt.

3. I'd say it'd be best if no one tried to guess because it will either immediately be shut down by the major plot twist in the next episode or we'll be believing it the entire season only to find out IT WAS A JOKE (moon curse rubbish)

4. Everything.

5. Ugh. I hope Matt doesn't make Jeremy pointless by association.
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Oh couldn't wait for the new season, in part just to read your picspam comments. The 'cat lady' reference had me in hysterics and i have a throat infection-it wasn't pretty. This show is the best, theres just so much to critique. The ending did not surprise me... they kinda heralded it by mentioning mrs lockwood was giving caroline the fuzzy eyeball. Shes a suitable big bad while klaus is out making his posse. No idea where its all leading which is a big plus with this show
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I missed your recaps so much! Is the best part of the show!

1- I think that Mayor Lockwood is working with sheriff Forbes. I don't trust that lady

2- I'm gonna stand alone on this one, but I loved Damon's new haircut.

3- To get more power

4- I guess we're going to find out.

5- It was so cute!

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