The Vampire Diaries: Werewolves Do It In Chains

So this is how it's going to be, I guess. Awesome and then boring and then amazing and then terrible and then back to awesome. The Vampire Diaries is like a carousel of quality, and there's just no telling what kind of episode you'll get. True, even a turd sandwich like last week's episode is still more fun to watch than, say, Nikita, but still: More episodes like this, please! Because what an episode! Am I right? Last night's episode was a terrific episode!

It should come as no surprise that all the highlights revolve around the show's best characters: Caroline, Rose, Katherine, and GUESS WHO ELSE? Elijah. Yeah, I said it. But more on him later. The fact is, this show has really filled out its cast with some talented actors and well-written characters. Remember back when it first started and everyone was a jerk or an idiot except for Bonnie? Times have changed! Even Tyler is interesting now. TYLER.

Werewolves seem to have always had a minor role at best on Vampire Diaries, and to me they always seemed like an obligation on the writers' part. (Did you know that if you write a vampire story and don't include werewolves then you have to go to jail? It's a federal law now, look it up.) So except for a few fun facts (werewolf bites kill vampires!) and a bit of Lockwood Family backstory, werewolves haven't had a huge impact on this show's core storylines. Well, that all changed last night when werewolves finally got their due—and in the process we got some of the most riveting, affecting television I've seen on any show this season. Seriously!

We began in the middle of another one of Tyler's pre-full-moon freakouts. He seemed pretty worried about what's about to happen to him. Understandable! It was still unclear how exactly werewolves change into beast-form, at least according to Uncle Werewolf's video diary. As far as I could tell, here's how it works:

HOW TO BE A WEREWOLF, by Mason Lockwood

1. Put on chains

2. Remove shirt.

3. Glisten.

4. Throw a bike.

And that's about it. Not very helpful!

And since Tyler still didn't know that Mason is completely dead, he was blowin' up his voicemail like crazy.

This lady was hanging out in Uncle Werewolf's apartment at the time, and so she heard Tyler's message. Because, sure why not. New episode, new character. This show is really into introducing new characters every five minutes. That's just sort of its thing. We all have hobbies.

Oh lord, this thing again. The moonstone was back for another dose of boring. Seriously, this moonstone is the least interesting MacGuffin imaginable. Elena and Bonnie had a conversation about it and also about Klaus and also about Elena's death wish and so on and so forth. Here's the gist:



Bonnie and Jeremy were surprisingly cool around each other even though their love triangle got busted apart in the last episode. But you know how it goes, nothing heals the heart like teaming up with a witch to trick your sister into a force field.

Very clever, Bonnie! Trapping Elena inside her house was definitely a sign of how good this episode would become, and it was also the best use of Bonnie's powers since that time she accidentally set a car on fire. Still, though, Bonnie's sort of a dunce. I mean, look what she gave up:

Oh, Bonnie! Her whole life is a blunder-fest.

Meanwhile, Damon paid his brother a visit down at the tomb—and he brought treats!

Katherine was just hanging out giving everybody some sassy 'tude. Typical Katherine.

So the late Uncle Werewolf's ladyfriend's name is Jules, and she just showed up on the Lockwood doorstep looking for her fella.

This was the first time Tyler and his mom learned that Mason never arrived in Florida. But that's not what I want to talk about right now. I know I've mentioned this before, but look at the above freeze frame. I realize they're supposed to be playing mother and son, but these two actors are definitely sleeping together right?

I mean, seriously:

The sexual tension around the Lockwood mansion is getting unbearable!

Jenna was like "Oh hey, I'm still a character." Something about how she's been tasked to act as tour guide to some visiting author. I'm sure this will definitely not come into play later.

Damon dropped in on Elena to tease her about being trapped in a force field. Apparently the whole thing was his idea. Good call! I agree that Elena cannot be trusted to keep herself safe, just as she cannot be trusted to keep us interested/entertained.

Jeremy took one for the team by agreeing to hang out with her all day. Poor Jeremy!

New lady Jules walked right into Mystic Grill and asked the nearest pile of mashed potatoes where she could find Tyler. Poor Matt. In this episode he only had like two words of dialogue, and they were muffled in the background. He was basically an extra. I wonder if they asked him to do the dishes for real afterward.

Damon and Alaric (some guy, not important) overheard the conversation and they immediately decided to find out whether Jules herself was a werewolf. And how would they do that, you ask? Ugh. You know how...

By spiking her drink. This show! It's amazing how many thoroughly despicable things our supposed heroes do from week to week. I mean, really? Two guys are teaming up to spike a lady's drink? And we're supposed to root for them? Anyway, I also wanted to point out that when they exchanged the baggie of Wolfsbane, they totally touched thumbs. Gross, right?

In the show's best subplot, Caroline insisted on helping Tyler prepare for that night's full moon. Although her reasoning for this was sketchy (she felt very alone when she first turned into a vampire), this whole subplot was so well done. It was fascinating, it was horrifying, it was romantic, it just absolutely brimmed with pathos. I could praise it all day, but first things first…

So far so good! Now Tyler just needed to find a bike to throw.

Meanwhile, noted wizard rapist Bonnie went to Luka's apartment to apologize:



He invited her in and showed her his Grimoire collection, and within minutes her face was all...

That face right there is a symphony of emotion. Bonnie's in love y'all!

Back at Mystic Grill, Damon and Alaric put their very not-sleazy plan into action.


Speaking of awful seductions, Katherine was shimmying around the tomb trying to get a shirtless hug out of Stefan:

He seemed pretty over Katherine, but then she went and did THIS.

Never mind the fact that she hadn't showered in weeks, this classic move was apparently enough to drive him absolutely WILD.



Whoops just kidding, it didn't happen for realsies:

This was NOT Stefan's idea of a vacation. He was all, "Is it Friday yet?" and a kitten on a poster was like, "Hang in there, Stefan."

Oh, look who showed up inside Elena's house? Elijah! Turns out that "author" Jenna was showing around was actually just Elijah looking for a ticket inside the Gilbert residence. But here's where things got interesting.

I totally called it: Elijah is NOT working for Klaus, he's working AGAINST him. That partially explains why he "protected" Elena last week (although nothing could fully explain that dumb incident). Basically Elijah wants to kill Klaus for being a jerk and to do that he needs to use Elena as bait. In return, Elijah promised to protect Elena and her family from harm. Pretty neat, right? Elijah is officially a great character now. I mean sure, he looks like creepy Eurotrash half the time, but his intentions are genuinely intriguing. (P.S. doesn't Elena look like such an insufferable A-hole in that mirror reflection above?)

It made me laugh when he was pawing around at her belongings. Or should I say WHAT'S LEFT of her belongings. Do you think he'll ever give Elena back that framed picture of herself in a cheerleader uniform?

As the full moon approached, Tyler started getting antsy.

Caroline did her best to help him, including giving him Wolfsbane-laced water to weaken him. I can't be sure about this, but I'm guessing it tasted like wet dog.

Luka agreed to help Bonnie separate the curse from the moonstone. Or something? Don't ask. It never really made sense to me why this would do anything except be a general jerk move toward Klaus.

What was funny was that, when the moonstone started levitating I was like, "Please explode."

AND THEN IT DID EXPLODE! Suddenly our attractive young witches were bathed in sparks. (Witches know all the most romantic spells.)

Anyway, getting back to that gross drink-spiking subplot, Jules did NOT drink the drink because she is indeed a werewolf and she was onto these losers from the get-go.

It was actually kind of great how ticked off she was. I mean, she only came to town to find a missing friend and then some wild-eyed vampire and his nobody of a friend tried to spike her drink with a deadly herb. The worst! It made me laugh when she threatened Damon,"You've been marked." Did she secretly pee on him or something? I don't know how werewolves operate.

But I do know that Tyler was NOT having a good time.

His first-ever transformation had begun, and the process appeared to entail a lot of broken bones and screaming.

Look, don't judge me, but this is where the show really started to get to me. I'm not a robot. I have emotions too, okay?

This poor guy was genuinely sobbing on the floor, and Caroline knew she couldn't help, but she was there with him anyway.

Tyler: "Get out of here! It's not safe!"

Caroline: "I'm not leaving you!"

Me: "I am starting to cry while watching a show about supernatural monsters."

Caroline held out for as long as she could, but eventually he came after her and she had to run out and barricade the door. When she knelt down behind the door and sobbed, that was it for me. I had to pause the show and just hold my cat for a minute. It was very emotional!

Anyway, back at Damon's house, he was still pretty rattled by Jules' threat. But guess who was there waiting for him?

Hey Rose! She seemed a little embarrassed about having fled the scene during their last encounter with Elijah. Honestly, who could possibly fault Rose for that? It was a good decision, in my opinion. It was probably a bad decision to RETURN to Mystic Falls, but I like Rose so I won't hold it against her.

Uh oh! There's a werewolf in the living room! Okay, so I need to complain for a minute. Out of all the various possibilities for what a werewolf looks like, my least favorite is the "regular wolf" look. True Blood went the same route, I guess because prosthetics or puppets would look too cheesy? But are you telling me that THIS doesn't look cheesy?

I mean, really. It bugs me because Tyler was clearly turning into some kind of large, awesome-looking monster. But no, in this universe, werewolves actually SHRINK in size and look like angry dogs. Fine, whatever. It's just disappointing is what I'm saying.

OH NO!!! Not Rose! Is she going to die now? I will be SO MAD if Rose dies. Oh, phew, her wound started healing.

I liked how Damon held her in his arms and comforted her. I don't have anything funny to say about this, he just seemed like a good guy for a split-second. Credit where credit's due.

Luka went home to his warlock daddy and guess what?

That whole "ceremony" with Bonnie was just a big charade so that he could steal the moonstone back from her. Feelin' kinda bad for Bonnie. But you can tell by how Luka lays it down on the table rather than hand it to his dad that Luka's feelin' pretty sore about the whole situation. I guess that means he's genuinely in like with Bonnie? We'll see!

Elsewhere, our favorite tomb dwellers have unexpected company.

As part of his deal with Elena, Elijah agreed to use his warlock-for-hire to free Stefan from the tomb.

Stefan was pretty stoked to be leaving.

Katherine was pretty bummed that she had to stay trapped. This was after she attempted to 'talk it out' with Stefan and even tipped him off about finding Klaus (check for clues in Elena's dead mom's file cabinet). Also, Elijah compelled Katherine to chill out in the tomb a little longer until Klaus gets there. Or something. I'm not sure.

When the coast was clear, Caroline found Tyler all broken and spent on the floor of the slave quarters where he'd chained himself. She seemed pretty relieved that he hadn't busted out and murdered her. But it was so heartbreaking when she tried to comfort him saying, "You made it. You're okay." And he just pathetically answered, "No. I'm not." Ugh, so sad/good.

Then this happened.

Then there was some eye-acting.

I LOVED when Rose told Damon "I don't love men who love other women, I think more of myself than that." Man, she's the best. But can you imagine if every other character on this show had the same policy? There'd be no show! Seriously, there's a metric ton of love triangles happening right now and, honestly, everyone just needs to chill out with the love triangles a little bit. So yeah, Rose is the best.

BUT, OH NO!!! ROSE MIGHT BE DYING NOW!!!

Okay, that's a pretty great cliffhanger, but only because of how much I don't want Rose to die. What a neat trick, writers! But what's this? No new episodes until January 27th? Holy moly! What are we supposed to do with ourselves? Oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man.

I have to go find a cat to hold.

Question time:

... Jules: yay or nay?

... Do you like Elijah better now that we know he's a free agent?

... Are you glad Elena and Stefan are back together?

... Which characters most need a shirtless hug?

... Don't you wish these werewolves looked more like the ones in Thriller?

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Didn't like her a lot...; Elijah's ok; no way; Tyler and I; not really
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First off, I want to say I have thoroughly enjoyed your recaps of the Vampire Diaries. Please keep them coming.



1. I think Jules should stay in the picture just because she seems like a stronger woman character than Bonnie or Elena.

2. I do like Elijah better now. I hope his character continues to be good.



3. I think Elena and Stefan will be together for a long while. I am interested in what will happen when they do officially break up. Maybe she'll end up with Elijah or Damen.

4. I think Elena and Bonnie need shirtless hugs.

5. I wish the werewolves looked a lot more badass. Maybe bigger and more gruesome.
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You are hilarious and don't feel bad I cried for Tyler too.
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Caroline and Tyler were amazing on this episode, I want more from them
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Hilarious! Except for the diss on Nikitia, I'd rather watch that than VD any day, in fact your reviews are the only thing I actually look forward to in regards to this show!
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Jules NAY hate her for biting Rose. Hope Rose lives. Damon needs to be shirtless way more. So wish the werewolves looked like the ones from the underworld movies. Im kind of starting to like Elijah way more
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Shirtless hug? Damon and me, duh!!! Thanks for another hysterical review, Price!
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Was going to answer your questions but just insert here what AstridCho said. ;)
Apart from 4) which would be Elijah. I just want to see what's under there.
Rose is so dead. Which is sad because I do like her. She has to die though so we will be all scared when someone more important gets bit and catches the rabies.
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rose should definitely die. all sexy male characters should be shirtless and Elijah i loved from the get go.
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Oh and I forgot to mention.... Obviously the spell didn't work. My question is... Is Bonnie smart enough to realize she got played? If so are we gonna see some pissed off witch revenge!? Bonnie might et her sass back!
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1) Meh. 2) I kind of always liked Elijah. I don't know he's just so mannerly.. even while beheading someone.

3)No, I mean, Stefan was in the tomb... what? A whole day? Bull.

4) Mashed potatoes! I seriously feel bad for his character's lack of anything. I feel like he's just biding his time before he gets killed off. Maybe he can be turned vamp or become a werewolf hunter? Especially after Tyler moves in on Caroline.

5)Yeah. Way to be boring guys.
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I don't want Rose to die
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If Elena promises not to run home to Klaus to offer herself up just yet, Elijah will protect her entire family as well. AND she gets Stefan out of the tomb? Is Elijah the worst at making deals or what? O, I so loved the Caroline/Tyler subplot, I was cuddling my blanket (since I don't have a cat). And I like both Rose and Jules, at least, if she won't end up working for Katherine. I love the entire "we can't stand each other but no one wants to die so alright, we're on the same side"-bit that Vampire Diaries has got going on. And I can't believe it will take a MONTH for them to come back! And wait, Stefan in the tomb was a great opportunity for Elena to get some brains back and get it on with Damon, so I really, really wished he had stayed in the damned tomb.
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How have I not found these reviews before? There is nothing bad about a review which contains screencaps/ gifs and funny observations!

1) Jules = nay, for now. She's was pretty cool to call Damon out & break into his house, but then she *did* bite Rose, whom I was just starting to not!hate. Plus Jules has a *shock* hidden agenda, so nay.

2) Elijah IZDABEST! I liked him when he was evil, but I love him now because he isn't just a goon working for TEH!BIG!BAD [TM] and actually plans to take down Klaus.

3) Elena/ Stefan = meh. I'd like to have seen Stefan trapped in the tomb for longer so there could have been more angst, especially from Damon as I'm liking their brotherly-love dynamic at the mo'.

4) TYLER. Do one need to even give a reason why he needs a shirtless hug? Beauteousness aside (thanks Uncle Werewolf for specifying that transformations must be undertaken sans shirt), his has been my favourite character arc of the season. Did I mention that he was pretty?

5) I kinda have a soft spot for the werewolves in Van Helsing (although maybe minus the 80s rockstar hair)... or just a slightly augmented form of the current wolf (i.e. bigger, snarlier), alas, budgetary constraints and all...
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As for the werewolf issue... I rather like the idea of their turning up looking like real wolves (perhaps a bit bigger?). The wolf is a beautiful animal, it has "values" (it lives in packs/families, it mates for life...) If they ended up looking like the ones in Thriller, they'd be kinda "unlovable", right?
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please review the rest of season 1 during the break :)
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pile of mashed potatoes HAHA. 1)She kills off Rose it looks like so HATE HER. 2) Love Elijah and saw his "goodness" coming 3) nay 4) Bonnie...needs it really bad 5)meh
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This episode was AWSOME but your review was, if possible, even better. Thanks a lot for your witty and funny dissection of it: I laughed myself stiff!
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Actually I think Delena being together will drain the life out of both characters; cos Elena will be forever judgy like annoying bonnie and Damon will be acting like "Stefan in process" to please her. AHHHH, that will be horrible!
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I agree with the Jenna/Alaric who-are-they? Hopefully they'll be included more in the future. Alaric makes a good vampire "hunter". I'm all for Stelena but like a little delena to cut the dullness. Katherine and Elijah should be together....they're both very mysterious! And poor Caroline....she loves Matt but let's face it, she'd kill him. But what happens when Tyler gets too close to Caroline and makes a fatal bite? And please Julie and Kevin, don't kill off Rose. She evens out that whole triangle with D/E/S and puts a little light in D's eyes. And like she said, she knows the answers before asked.
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You mean, how we are supposed to do with no weekly review??? That's the real suffering!!! 1-Jules, eh, not yay and not nay, we still have some time before they kill her, I don't think much though, she pissed off Damon, they probably will kill her soon, that's the way they roll, plus, they bit ROSE, my fav character in this show after Caroline :( , maybe Jules needs to die! 2-I don't like Elijah now, he didn't kill Elana and I was counting on him to do the deed, thanks old vampire dude, NOT!!! .3-Stelana, UGH, couldn't they let Stefan rot a little down there? Guess not! And they are back again, peachy, BORING! Again!. 4-TYLER!!! He broke my heart, he was an as* in S1 and thought he was a walking disaster, but he got interesting, and now he can sure join my list of favs :) 5-I don't like the regular wolf thingy, I wanted more scary, awesome, freaking and huge hurricane of muscles and anger as a werewolf, like the novels and movies we read and saw, not a dog!!! Totally disappointing. Just one thing, I might stop watching if they killed Rose, really, they better kill Elana not Rose, she is awesome!
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Thank you so much! Could not you write the next episods dialogs? I beg you! You are so totally right: They first made an outstanding show out of these very awkward books and than made up THIS second season. At least Stelena is faking having sex again, as my 15-years-old dougther mentioned.
As for the questions: --Jules: a big YES for marking Damon, --Elijah: has without doubt the best manners of all the characters in the show and you always should listen very carefully, what exactly he is saying. He NEVER said, he would keep Elena save, just her family and her friends. (The same with Rose and her boyfriend) Stelena: well, if there was a revival of S1E10 to make it real, maybe. The character most in need for a shirtless hug is sheriff Forbes. I always hoped, Damon would take care of that. The werewolves: they are not important, so what? But I definitely would like to know, how Jules did the marking.
From Vienna with love
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Thanks for another great review.
A big YAY to Elijah - I liked him from his first appearance. I don't like Jules - so nay. I may be in the minority here, but im a Stelena fan so - yes I'm glad they're back together. For the werewolve thing - my neighbour has german shepard dog who looks more ferocious the werewolves in TVD. But all in all an awesome episode and an awesome review. I can't wait til January.
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Oh and you really should do this kind of pictures + funny comments-review thing for every VD episode, 'cos this was awesome and so exhilarating !!!
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Can't stand Michaela MacManus, can't stand Jules. So NAAAAAAAY!!!! And I'm really anxious to know what's going to happen to Rose, too. I love her. And I also want Tyler and Caroline to be together, I think they're a very good match. And Elijah is very intriguing, I'm really looking forward to seeing what will be his next move. I'm starting to like him. And I want all of that to happen at the same time!!! Lol
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ok first time seeing a review...funny as hell love it!! bit hard on elena though no reason to hate there...1q. not sure on jules, don't like the odds but agree it does spice it up a lil so still out on that one. 2q elijah, had a feeling after the first couple encounters he wasn't on klaus(sp) side however i don't full trust him at this point i think he has his own plans for elena and not good intentions either...3q. not really, i wanted to see them seperated and him stuck with kathrine a while longer i agree they've gotten way to boring and predicable, we need more elena 4q. damon!! damon omg totally damon!! well maybe tylor as well. 5q. yes i think the regular wolf was stupid if they're going to do a regular wolf they could have buffed it out like in "new moon" but no they went with plane and stupid instead. i understand budget but for a small scene like that they could have done much better computer stuff ain't as hard as they make it out to seem. as for waiting till jan 27th...that suck butt!!! torture!! i hope to god they do more with damon and elena he's alot of what keeps the show interesting. if they were to remove stefan the show wouldn't take much of a hit...yes the stelena combo is getting THAT boring!
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+ shirtless hug ? caroline and tyler.. i want them to be togther screw matt
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Jules? naaaayyyyyy Elijah?yeaah, but still there is somethin fishy about him

Elena and Stefan are back together? noooooo (damon+Elina)
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NAY ON THE JULES FRONT! I KINDA DO LIKE ELIJAH!! AND IM TOTALLY PISSED BOUT STEFAN AND ELENA BEIN BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!! IMA DELENA FAN!!!! STEFAN AND KATHERINE BUT OUTSIDE OF THE DREAMS! I LIKE THE WOLVES!!! and i think damon needs to come around and tell elena how he feels
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Jules, nay
Elijah, Hells yeah!! BAMF!!
S&E, mushy & boring
Damon, in every episode please, don't care with who either..LOL
Thriller, LOL
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Jules Nay. Elijah yes i like him a lil bit more now that he's a free agent. Stefan Elena love them but still would have like something to happen with Damon and Elena. Damon and Elena
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Rose yay. Jules? Lets see her with a stick in her gut. Don't worry, I got teary ove the whole Tyler thing too. So did my cat. All male characters need to be shirtless more. ALL OF THEM. Can we see Steven McQueen next please?
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Found it REALLY boring!
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Jules: potentially very dangerous. Nay. Elijah is slightly trustworthy now, but I still have my guard up. Stelena forever. Jeremy and Bonnie need a shirtless hug. Werewolves are too small.
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You actually care about Rose? My only gripe with this episode is that her dying is the cliffhanger, could not care less.
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Loved this review. I also have to say, too bad Katherine rejected the only person capable of doing everything to save her, ja ja ja.
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starting to get sick of these slide-shows, come up with something new, not saying its bad, just old
apart from that. awesome episode
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great review! If I tell you that this is the best part of watchingthe show,do you believe me?
Well I kinda like Jules,there's nothing to hate.And StefanxElena,exist something more boring than that?Oh yeah,Matt,how could I forget....Oh no,there's Alaric too.....And Jenna!
But gotta love TylerxCoroline,well I must say they're some unique couple.
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I don't even watch this show but I take the time to read these becuase you make it really funny. Keep up the good work.
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tbh im disappointed about the werewolves they look so lame =/
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Another awesome review! I really hope you will keep them coming through retrospective, even though the show will be on a break till January.
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Awesome review! I was looking forward to it. Agree about the werewolves and think they should look more like the thing Professor Lupin in Harry Potter turns into.
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First off - Whats with the Nikita hating? Im not saying nikita is this great quality show or anything, but its one of the most fun-to-watch shows on TV at the moment..way better than vampire diaries....

Then again, these reviews give the vampire diaries a leg up againt other shows. good stuff.
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Who gives a crap about hugs and Elijah Jule or Stefan........WE GOTTA GO WITHOUT THESE AMAZING REVIEWS TILL JANUARY!!!! Please please say you will go back to season one and pick up your retrospectives from where you left off :0)
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omg, this is the first time I have come across this. Hilarious! 1) nay for the fact that she was in One Tree Hill as Lucas\' ex-wife, yay if it was played by another actress. 2) I\'m on the fence with Elijah, he freaks me out every time he comes on the screen. 3) it\'s Stefan and Elena, they have to be together. 4) Matt bcuz he\'s so clueless and Jeremy bcuz there is no more Anna. 5) no, when Mason turned, they used a regular wolf. so i wouldnt think they would use some other wolves just because Jules is female werewolf. The \"mark\" comment i get, because when someone get bitten, it leaves a mark. if anyone was wondering, Katerine was talking Isabelle, Elena\'s birth mother.
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... Jules: yay or nay?
Haven't decided yet, I wanna know her relation to Mason, cause it was a Lockwood curse am I right?

... Do you like Elijah better now that we know he's a free agent?
Don't really care for Elijah...

... Are you glad Elena and Stefan are back together?
Doesn't matter, they always will get back together.

... Which characters most need a shirtless hug?
My guess is Bonnie

... Don't you wish these werewolves looked more like the ones in Thriller? I didn't like the whole looking like a regular wolf thing, could've been better I guess.
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Jules: yay. it's about time they got a bad ass with a cute ass villain that's NOT a vampire.

Elijah: nope. free agents will betray anyone.

Stelena: nope. it's back to "i love you" i love you more" no, i love you more" no, i love youuuuu more." ugh!

Bonnie needs a shirtless hug. Ease up witch girl go give Jeremy a smooch.

YES! or more like Van Helsing (Hugh Jackman Kate Beckinsale movie). Maybe, its about the budget? they'd rather hire a dog than spend some money for CGI?
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I CANNOT WAIT for January 27th!!.....for another one of your recaps :D .. seriously i crack up every time i read them! ..This show is just OK .. it has its moments but there's waaaaay better shows out there..i think i just watch it for the supernatural stuff ive always kinda liked that..at least its not terrible like the gates was
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Jules nay. Elijah is awesome but what would make him epic is if he killed Elena! Elena + Stefan = Boring. I would like Tyler, Matt, Damon and Stefan to have a shirtless rugby hug! Hollywood is too lazy to do the work a make authentic werewolve costumes like Thriller and that's the kind of werewolves I would love on this show! I
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Couldn't agree more. Caroline and Tyler rock! I really like Rose and I wish the didn't kill her, but I'm afraid they will.
Jules? Boooo, go away!
And waiting till January? That's just cruel!!!
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