The Voice "Knockout Rounds, Part 2" Review: The Blake and Xtina Hour

The Voice S03E18: “Knockout Rounds, Part 2”

Tuesday night put Christina Aguilera and Blake Shelton in their respective hot seats as the knockout rounds sped on (and on and on). There were a few surprises, but Teams Blake and Christina were pretty dedicated to their scripts—infuriatingly so, in a few cases.


Devyn DeLoera vs. Laura Vivas

Ah, the first of the Christina Clones to duke it out on stage. Both singers made an attempt to court Christina’s favor by indulging in two of Christina's favorite things: belting high notes and reminding everyone that she’s a “Latin Superstar,” which I never stop thinking is hilarious because SHE’S FROM PITTSBURGH, OKAY? Not even actual Pittsburgh, but an amazingly dull WASP-y suburb. (It’s cool that she doesn’t embrace it, though. We don’t like to brag about it either.) ANYWAY, Devin went the Whitney Houston route and Laura went the Marc Anthony route. I gave Laura brownie points for singing in Spanish because I have a hard time doing anything more complicated than ordering hamburguesa con queso y papas fritas. Musically, though, I thought she was forcing it. I’m a sucker for the contestants who make it look easy and Devin did just that.

Adriana Louise vs. Celica Westbrook

While I gave Laura points for the Espanol, I had to detract some from Celica for her Justin Bieber musical selection. At least when he inevitably performs on every NBC talent show ever, I can hit mute and mourn for kids these days, but I had to actually, you know, pay attention to Celica’s performance, which means I had no such option. Thanks for that. Adriana opted for a Kelly Clarkson song which, while better, was kind of predictable. Team Christina should just call itself the “Top 40 Team” and be done with it. At the end of the battle, Christina turned to her fellow judges for guidance and Blake pointed out that both singers were pitchy. Adam accused him of being “mean.” Blake accused Adam of being “bitchy.” I’m so bored with this bromance. Christina picked Adriana.

Alessandra Guerico vs. Dez Duron

Blake dubbed it “The Battle of the Heartthrobs” and the face-off between pretty people Alessandra and Dez was actually one of the better performances of the night. Alessandra sang Rihanna’s “Take a Bow” and Dez sang Lionel Richie’s “Stuck on You,” which was a nice change from Team Xtina’s trademark “Greatest Oldies of the Last Five Years.” Adam remarked that Alessandra had showed tremendous growth since he'd worked with her, buuuut Christina went with Dez.

Chevonne vs. De’Borah

Hands down, the biggest surprise of the night came from the battle between former Lady Gaga backup singer Chevonne and self-proclaimed misfit De’Borah. On a side note, I tend to side-eye self-proclaimed “misfits” who take fashion cues from Glee because I can’t help but wonder if it’s like back in high school where my friends and I all caked clown makeup on our faces and declared ourselves “goths” or “punks” but really, we were just My Chemical Romance fans. The shocker during Chevonne and De’Borah’s battle was not that De’Borah was awesome, but that Christina actually acknowledged that and chose accordingly. Chevonne’s “Dancing With Myself” (which totally paled in comparison to the Shields Brothers’ audition last season) was entertaining, but mostly due to the “WTF is she DOING?” factor. Basically, she just got really caught up in the dancing to the point that I think her singing suffered. De’Borah, meanwhile, stuck with The Fray and did okay, easily advancing to the live rounds.

Aquile vs. Sylvia Yacoub

Let the sucking-up begin! While the pandering and ego-stroking wouldn’t reach full-swing until Team Blake’s knockout battles, we got a taste of the coming hour when Sylvia picked an Xtina classic, “Fighter” and proceeded to spend half of her rehearsal complementing Christina’s songwriting abilities, fretting over the difficulty of the song, and encouraging her mentor to sing sing SING every chance she got. You guys, I called this one before they even hit the stage. Meanwhile, Aquile went with a Bruno Mars tune, “Grenade” that didn’t quite get Xtina excited the way Sylvia’s overwhelming hero worship did. At least Sylvia can actually sing, though, so it wasn't the worst decision Christina’s made all night.


Liz Davis vs. Gracia Harrison

I’m going to try to play nice but ultimately, the battle between Liz and Gracia highlighted the underlying problems with Blake and Christina’s rigid adherence to genre. Both Liz and Gracia auditioned under the country banner, but when the women were allowed to pick their own songs in the knockouts, Gracia horrified Blake by picking an Aerosmith song while Liz won the suck-up award by choosing yet ANOTHER Miranda Lambert song. The best part of their battle was watching Blake try to make sense of this ultimate betrayal, even though “I Don’t Want to Miss a Thing” is hardly slapping country in the face. In fact, country star Mark Chesnutt recorded a horrible country version of the song back when Armageddon was in theaters. So. Calm down, bro. It’s going to be okay. Just not for Gracia; Blake went with Liz because “she knows who she wants to be,” and doesn’t like to try scaaaary new things like... adding twang to a pop-rock song that was already halfway there to begin with.

Rudy Parris vs. Terry McDermott

So sad to see Rudy go, especially considering we saw so little of him after his awesome blind audition, what with The Voice’s love of montage magic. I’m actually tempted to go back and compare who got shafted during the battle rounds with who ultimately made it to the live rounds. Would there be a correlation between who made it and whose battles actually got shown on television? Probably. It’s all pre-recorded at this point. It would make sense not to waste time showing footage of contestants who didn’t get through. Still, I can’t argue that Terry wasn’t crazy-awesome during his knockout battle with Rudy. My mad love for singers who make it look easy? Yeah, Terry is totally in that group.

Collin McLoughlin vs. Michaela Paige

Arguing that both performances were equal in their good and bad points, Blake made his decision based on “it comes down to what I’m into,” and what he was into was “that little girl,” Michaela Paige. Ugh. Stop CALLING her that! According to her official bio, she’s a senior in high school, which means there’s a very good chance that she’s barely old enough to buy cigarettes and porn, vote, and in Canada, get crazy drunk if she’s in Alberta, Manitoba, or Quebec.

Julio Castillo vs. MarissaAnn

The final two battles on Team Blake landed in “pandering but I’m not entirely sure why” territory. MarissaAnn’s decision to pull out Christina’s “Lady Marmalade” made more sense than Cassadee Pope and “Payphone,” though. Considering her original spot in this competition was on Team Christina, I like to think MarissaAnn picked the song, and performed it rather well, mostly to thumb her nose at the judge who almost sent her home. UNFORTUNATELY, that didn’t do much to sway her current judge, and Blake ultimately went with Julio because he'd already invested time in him. Hmmm... I’m beginning to suspect that this might be the downside to The Steal.

Cassadee Pope vs. Suzanna Choffel

Any hope I may have had of bestowing my misplaced hair-envy on Suzanna was dashed when her laid-back Bob Marley cover seemed anti-climactic in comparison to Pope’s Ode to Adam Levine. Cassadee picked “Payphone” because she wanted to do a “feel good” song, except “Payphone” is kind of a grumpy song if you actually listen to the lyrics. It’s okay, I know that pop songs don’t like to put a lot of thought into meaning. It’s really all about the surface value, and on the surface, Cassadee totally delivered. Her performance was more exciting than Suzanna’s. I just personally prefer Suzanna.

Blake and Christina’s final rosters heading into the live rounds are:

Team Christina:

Devyn DeLoera
Adriana Louise
Dez Duron
Sylvia Yacoub

Team Blake:

Terry McDermott
Julio Castillo
Liz Davis
Michaela Paige
Cassadee Pope


1. What are your thoughts on Blake and Xtina’s eliminations?

2. How do you feel about the long-term implications of The Steal—where the stolen MarissaAnn was sent home because Blake had more time invested in original team member Julio?

3. Do you think the vast montage conspiracy has any merit or have I just had too much coffee today?

4. Is it too early to start making winner predictions?

Comments (9)
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Nov 07, 2012
What is up with Blake this season? So frustrated with him.
Nov 01, 2012
This is quite the odd season. I"m still not sure if I"m totally on board with this knockout round simply because it laid waste to a lot of great talented people I was hoping to see in the live rounds. And in the past 2 seasons, I've either been Team Adam or Team Blake (more like a foot on each train) while only tolerating one or two artists on Cee-Lo or Christina's team. But I went 4-5 when Christina choose her team, her picking Sylvia while I would have stuck with Aquile. No doubt though that Dez had the best performance of that night and easily beat out Alessandra.

I totally think Gracia should have advanced over Liz. Like you said, that song isn't that far away from country by any standard. I would have also kept Collin over Michaela (thanks for the shoutout to Manitoba, by the by lol) because I'm not a fan of her style, Rudy & Terry was a wash because both would have made me happy although Rudy picked a terrible song, Casadee's my favorite female in the competition so I was down with that but how did Julio advance over MarissaAnn? His reasoning was pure bull, I don't understand it one bit.
Nov 01, 2012
i didnt like suzanna till her last performance ha
Nov 01, 2012
I loved Suzanna's previous performances and would have kept her over Cassadee.
Nov 01, 2012
well the montage conspiracy is true...all the ones i recall seeing in montages were the ones sent home..which yes, why bother showing more time of people who dont make it past prerecorded spots but then again...why expand the teams then at all if youre gonna montage it...
Nov 01, 2012
Cassadee Pope was in one of those montages and she made it. Just thought I'd point that out.
Nov 01, 2012
I want to shave Terry's mental institution hair so badly...

Other than that, i mostly agreed with the judges. More so today than yesterday. I couldn't believe that Blake chose Julio over MarissaAnn though. Julio's song was just so flat and unimpressive. If I were a judge, I'd put my two steals up against each other. I don't get people's love for De'Borah, but I guess she has still been better than anyone she has been put together with. Her voice seems very limited to me.
Nov 01, 2012
i agree about de'borah... i loved her in the blind auditions but now she just annoys me with the misfit thing... i don't care bout that, but apparently she really does since she brings that up ALL THE TIME! so annoying!!

and also agree bout julio... marissa ann was waaaay better than him.. he's weak...

i kept being annoyed by terry's hair during his performance lol but i love him
Nov 01, 2012
I completely agree with you on the Julio issue. He has been given the easy ride by Blake all season. Plus, the reasoning of "I put more time into him" completely nullifies the Steal's importance and is just plain bad.

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