It's Monday night -- time for another ridiculous premise on Dating in the Dark!
Here are Monday's key new episodes:
The Secret Life of the American Teenager (8 p.m., ABC family)
Law & Order: Criminal Intent (9 p.m., NBC)
Jon and Kate Plus 8 (9 p.m., TLC)
The Closer (9 p.m., TNT)
Making His Band (10 p.m., MTV)
Weeds (10 p.m., SHO)
Also on the airwaves ...
Top Gear (Season 7 premiere, 5 p.m., BBC America): The British blokes are back -- and their seventh season premiere involves an Aston Martin V8 Vantage, a BMW M6, and a Porsche 911 Carrera S. Now stop drooling.
Woodstock: Now and Then (8 p.m., HIST): Celebrate the 40th anniversary of Woodstock with this insightful retrospective as performers, fans, and promoters discuss the hectic planning, the plethora of logistical problems, and the magnificent final product.
Dating in the Dark (9 p.m., ABC): What does your car say about you? Apparently a lot, as the ladies will learn about their mystery men after searching the guys' vehicles. Suddenly all those Altoids, Genesis CDs, and sweaty gym clothes shoved in the backseat aren't looking so hot.
Hoarders (Series premiere, 10 p.m., A&E;): One couple raises their children amid piles of clothes, food, and junk; another woman owns two freezers and four refrigerators just to house all her eats. Peer into the lives of people with compulsive-hoarding disorder -- it's freakier than it sounds.
Nurse Jackie (10:30 p.m., SHO): Nurse Jackie certainly has a knack for packing in the plot lines -- in this episode, Victor Garber (Alias) enters the mix as a movie critic suffering from a painkiller overdose. Meanwhile, Kevin (Dominic Fumasa) buys Jackie (Edie Falco) a replacement for her wedding ring, Eddie (Paul Schulze) gets downsized, and Coop (Peter Facinelli) breaks up with his girlfriend.