True Blood, Glee are People's Choices

... True Blood and The Vampire Diaries were honored as "Favorite TV Obsession" and "Favorite New TV Drama," respectively, at the Vampire's People's Choice Awards, which aired on CBS last night. Glee, House, The Big Bang Theory, and Supernatural also picked up trophies, and Twilight won every single other award, including "Favorite Country Artist." [People's Choice Awards]

... Ladies, I hope you are sitting down and far away from sharp objects and/or steep cliffs. Not even two months after Supernatural's Jensen Ackles got engaged to his girlfriend, Jared Padalecki has done the same. And it seems all that chemistry between Ruby and Sam in Season 4 was more than just acting; Padalecki is betrothed to Genevieve Cortese, who played the backstabbing demon. In other news, I'm still available, ladies! [E! Online]

... I can finally say that Mario Lopez will be surrounded by bitches while hosting a pageant and not sound like a creep. Saved by the Bell's AC Slater, who previously MC'd Miss America and Miss Teen USA, will have a 
"ruff" time as "barker" for a show that's "for the dogs." See where I'm going here? No? He's hosting the Westminster Dog Show. Let's call that a lateral career move. [Extra]

... If you're the kind of person who falls and can't get up, then I've got the TV for you! Manufacturer TV Ears is making an HD television for the senior market, and it couldn't be more condescending. The set includes a wireless headset, an automatic power-off after four hours of viewing, and a remote with just six buttons. Oh, and if you write "S, M, T, W, Th, F, Sa" on top of the set, it's also an organizer for your pills. [NY Post]

... Charlie Sheen is doing his best Tiger Woods impression by losing his endorsements, and that's okay with me. Hanes tighty-whiteys has dropped all ads featuring the Two and a Half Men star after Sheen spent a day in jail for allegedly holding a knife to his wife's throat and threatening to kill her. On Christmas. I was going to write a joke here, but my one ounce of class prevented me from doing so. [US Magazine]

... David Hasselhoff is leaving America's Got Talent after four years of judging Americans that got talent. Hasselhoff is leaving to star in his own TV show, the details of which will be announced "shortly." May I suggest David Hasselhoff Hasn't Got Talent? [People]