True Blood: Vampires Are Our New American Heroes

Pardon me while I get serious for a second.

Vampires are my crack, and I'm not alone. Between Twilight, True Blood, and The Vampire Diaries, nationally we're enthralled by stories that revolve around undead heroes. Last night's episode of True Blood was as vivid and haunting as a fever dream, but its dialogues also stirred the deep, unused recesses of my brain and kindled something of a revelation: Sympathizing with vampires is part of an emerging American identity.

Our current vampire franchises all portray the b'fanged beings in contemporary times, struggling to deny themselves their most primal thirsts. This mirrors a modern existential guilt that's entered the national consciousness in the last fifty years. We worry about the erosion of the environment, the oil we use and the imbalance it creates in the economy, the debt we wrack up, the smartphones we can't put down. Yet we also recognize our need to build homes, to drive to work and provide for our families, to answer that call from our boss or spouse or friend. We know we're supposed to feel guilty for our appetites and excesses, but we can't contradict our own survival. We, like the vampires, need to do "bad things" too. And those bad things can fuel strengths and abilities that ultimately make us heroic.

Not that anyone is calling this a bad thing:

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GOOD LORD that was some hot lovin'. You know things have gotten real when someone can smell you having sex in a swamp.

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Do you think Anna Paquin was forcing herself to concentrate on her acting, or do you think her head was ringing with the song "Rumpshaker"? Stephen Moyer is having no problem portraying a jealous Bill...

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...though in this episode he struck me less as an uptight math teacher and more as a pretty competent leader. All of the show's vampires reached a kind of zenith last night; even Pam's unprecedented frailty deepened her character.

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(If you are looking for more reasons to love Pam and/or seeking relief for your eyes after seeing that image, you should check out Kristin Bauer's very amazing paintings.)

But the humans—to give them their due—were also especially endearing last night. Tara sending her girlfriend packing was the smartest thing I've seen a human do on this show. It was like watching a character in a horror movie turn around, look into the camera and state, "Actually, I'm not going to go up those dark stairs in this mysterious house. I'm going to go home and lay down and you can all tell me how this played out tomorrow."

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There's something about the way the Wiccans are a small niche group trying to punish a large population of seemingly invulnerable vampires they detest on principle that made me see parallels to terrorism. True Blood may be a fairy tale for grown-ups , but the conversation between King Bill and Jessica after they were "silvered" felt like a serious discussion in that vein. Jessica's reacted to the prejudice of a witch who's hated her since 400 years before she was born with a survival reflex: If she's going to kill me I have to kill her first. Meanwhile, Bill's sense of desperation at having to restrain Jessica, and his promises to make the most of his life and to work toward ending a cycle of violence, are echoes of a culture where safety is no longer a given.

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I can't assign that intention to Alan Ball, and I have smelled a lot of paint in my time, but to me the situation was another example of vampires being an analog version of our modern selves, by displaying overwhelming strength in a moment of vulnerability. And damn it, True Blood, how dare you make me care all hard about a vampire father-daughter heart-to-heart while little puffs of smoke rise into the frame! It's this kind of ridiculous detail that makes me scream at my TV, "THIS IS A FANTASY SERIES! WHY IS IT THE MOST REAL THING IN MY DAY?!"

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The scenes in which vampires were at their most humane came right before Antonia went off on how humanity will trump vampires every time, walking around shouting like a a robot dressed up in Chicos' "Southwestern flair" line.

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Which was exactly the right acting decision by Fiona Shaw—the more weird and powerful Antonia seems, the better. Also: Louisiana is 937 miles from Mexico. Are you telling me that Lafayette had time to drive down there, channel a spirit, recognize he was a medium, stop for lunch, drive back, take out his braids, and put together this hot look in under twelve hours?

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That must be a fast car. It's cool that Lafayette is a medium, though I do wish there had been a little Season 1/Season 2 foreshadowing beyond the time that he and Jesus dropped acid. (Commenters, can you think of any?)

And I'm so glad the writers had Sam immediately find out about Tommy's skin-walking. I was worried that two Sams would turn the Merlotte trailer into a regular French farce, but hopefully Sam will manage to kick Tommy out for at least one entire episode.

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Eric and Sookie's dialogue was as sweet as a juicy cantaloupe rubbed against my ear. Their conversation gave more intimacy to their new relationship than any montage of hot nasty love ever could. Also: Thematic musings aside, there's no denying that last night's episode was as close as TV can get to cinema. Jessica's slow-motion run up the stairs and into the sunlight was as emotionally wrought as it was devastatingly beautiful.

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The gunshot before she walked into the light was this season's second stunning cliffhanger. (Except… Jason's going to save her. Obviously. There would be rioting in the streets if the show killed off Deborah Ann Woll. ) True Blood's fourth season is, yes, a story about witches versus vampires, but it's a story that cuts to the bone emotionally and psychologically for its viewers. And oh yeah, there's also this lady:

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Questions:

… Gunshot: Jason maiming the guard, right?

… Is Alcide and Debbie's relationship "working"?

… Spanish-speakers! How about Fiona Shaw's spanish? Was it antique- or English-accented?

… Would you set Sookie and Eric love-making to "Rumpshaker," or a different song?

… Will Sam regret letting Tommy live another day?

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  • wayapuffin

    American-accented Spanish with some better moments than others. Not antique.
    If I remember correctly she still did the so-called 'Castilian lisp' so at least she got that part right.

    As much as I like Fiona Shaw, her Spaniard-speaking-English accent went from really believable (I'm married to a Spaniard - FIRST HAND KNOWLEDGE WOOP WOOP) to sounding more like Russian as it progressed, and then it seemed like she kinda gave up entirely. Baah. :(

  • feedergoldfish

    Am I the only person offended by how bored Debbie looked in bed with Alcide? Give me a break, whatever problems you are having or thoughts you are thinking can wait....HAVE YOU SEEN THAT MAN????

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  • Sheikia

    I'm pretty sure Sam will end up killing Tommy eventually(whether it be accidental or on purpose). I mean, why would they introduce this shape shifter plotline if not for Sam to use it. Let's face it, in the hands of Tommy, this new power will only cause the viewers more pain and discomfort over his terrible storylines, but in the hands of Sam, could actually be a fun toy for cool twists.

  • msdione32

    This episode was AMAZING!! I was screaming at the TV, hurry up Jason, hurry up. Come on, get out of his way!!! NOOOOO!!!! When the guard tackled him. Jason had to have gotten the guard with the gunshot. Debbie needs to Die and I mean now. Her whinnying about Sookie when she had Alcide, with that body of his, right there on top of her was ridiculous. It was plain that Sookie had other things on her mine when she and Alcide came across her and Eric in the woods. Sookie could care less about Alcide. We know Alcide has an unhealthy care for Debbie, so he won't be going anywhere anytime soon. I don't really know what song I would set to Sookie and Eric;s love sessions, I just want them to keep it coming and to add a nice steaming shower scene to it. To keep the talking and intimacy like they had in this episode going as well. All of it was wonderful to see. Almost like the book. Tommy is another one who needs to DIE!!!!! I kind of wanted Sam to kill him and I kind of didn't want him to do it. I don't want him to have any bad feelings or guilt in the future for having done it. But that boy has to die by someone other than Sam or something, anything.moreless

  • sannerd29

    Yay team screaming lady! i've loved her squemish character from the start.
    As for sookie and eric; every time their together i just hear marvin gaye in my head going; Lets get it ooohoooohooonnn...!!

  • TIGREAT

    seeing what's happening between between Jessica and Jason, I wouldn't be that surprised if Hoyt didn't make it to season 5. remember, "I can't lose her. it'll kill me if I lose her". I like the guy but being nice is all he does. so, in the end, I wouldn't miss him that much... unless he asks Jessica to turn him.
    actually, the character I'd really love to see turned would be Lafayette, but that'll never happen. that'd be pretty hilarious though, I'd love to see him as the mediumnic vampire queen of Mississipi (he's obviously about to save everybody's ass, might as well crown him), land of debauchery. which human would you like to join the fangs ?

  • AnneRaciunas

    Haven't been able to see pics for this article...shucks

  • Yorleny

    The Spanish is horrible, specially if its intended to be old Spanish.

    They are not going to kill Jess I think Jason shot the guard.

    Tommy needs to die in an accident or something I don't want Sam to kill him I think that will bring more remorse to Sams life

    I don't care about the song I just love the scenes
    I'm waiting on any vampire to kill Tara please I hope its Pam

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  • KevinG87

    i love Tara but she's getting on my nerves siding with the stupid witches. they need to die.

  • sibowittz

    And I feel like I'm the only who appreciates all of the characters....not just Sookie and Eric.

  • sibowittz

    I hate how everyone nit-picks everything all the time! It's a fun summer show, stop finding things to complain about. This episode in particular was amazing! One of the best of the entire series honestly!

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  • Raniatlw

    anyone else not getting the pics with this article?

  • crecksue

    though i gotta admit she has her excellent spanish moments like the "manteneos limpio" as truly antique-spain spanish ... but how she says "perro" and "sangre" just ruins it

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  • crecksue

    as a spanish speaker im kinda dissapointed in the spanish they are using in the show, for times is good and others its not, for example jesus speaking in spanish in the last episode was horrible ... btw if antonia is from 1610 spain, how come she is so fluent in english but has a couple of problems with spanish? ... for the gunshot actually i think jason bolted for the door and the guard shot him, so he falls all over jess and his blood wakes her up so she saves him, saving herself on the way ... i dont quite see the point in the alcide relationship ... tommy should have died a couple of episodes ago along with andy

  • MichelleTaylo7

    If vampires are modern people, and raping and killing is what we do to survive, then they're/we're nothing to be admired. In my opinion, the Witches and the Vamps both have equal claim to being morally grey. There's no heroes here.

  • headclub

    Why didn't Bill alert the Vampire Authority?!?!?! Did I miss that part??? How is silvering themselves all day a realistic option???? I know they had no choice cuz the witch is powerful, but it seems to me they need to hire a human Boba Fett or a gang of wolves or whatever the fuc,k Lafayette is these days, to defeat this crazy witch biatch....C'mon Bill brother!!

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      LilyRoRoSparks

      Silvering themselves all day long seems, yes, bizarrely painful and intense...at the rate it burned through their wrists and ankles, its also puzzling that it doesn't just go right through them. You're onto something about Lafayette, feel like he and gris-gris woman are going to be what ultimately shuts the witches down.

  • chas031

    BTW, From Jimmy Kimmell Live, C. Harrison "I've kinda become what I detest!" ...and the Bobblehead Award goes to.....

  • tomsraven

    Amazing episode (S04E07) ... one of the best throughout the series!

  • chas031

    "You know things have gotten real when someone can smell you having sex in a swamp. "
    LMAO!!! put down the remote and back AWWWWAY from the smellevision, Sparky!!
    Would you set Sookie and Eric love-making to "Rumpshaker," or a different song?
    "Je suis bt pour t'aimer", Joe Barry 1960

  • StephenRoe

    Fiona Shaw is Irish, not English.

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  • provencrt

    soooo tired od tarah, just get rid of her

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  • mariosgol

    "There would be rioting in the streets if the show killed off Deborah Ann Woll."
    That was my exact thought!
    True Blood may actually have its best season so far and these reviews are getting better and better each episode. May even reach tvd quality by the end of the season

  • mayaderen

    Loved your review as always. You are the best True Blood recapper/reviewer out there! Who does those filmstills + titles, you as well?

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      LilyRoRoSparks

      Thank you so much!! I do my own screencaps & titles, but their increased clarity is all due to TV.com's Price Peterson and Tim Surette, who've given me some great leads and tips on making them look more polished. I am a rank rookie but luckily these guys have my back.

  • Arch_Angel88

    I have my problems with this episode, ok, I guess only one problem(Tara) . . . .( also, does anybody else hope she gets killed off in some spectacular fashion, like a beheading or an extremely painful evisceration, anyway, I digress) but I still thought this was the best episode of the season. Everybody who has been vainly hoping for that Alexander Skarsgrd and Anna Paquin softcore porn production(Intercourse with a vampire), received quite a delectable taste. We dealt with vampire philosophical existentialism, and your apt analog analogy of vampires being a representation of antediluvian humanism. Also, the closing scene, when Jessica wrenches open the doors, and your television screen slowly became bathed in that blinding bloodless white, was indeed a hauntingly beautiful moment. The random pieces of this season seem to be finally taking shape and coming together, with the pace of plot development steadily gaining momentum. My interest in this show was beginning to wane, but this episode reaffirmed my faith in the potential True Blood has. Great review Lily, I daresay it is your best yet.moreless

  • lovey5211

    I was thinking that the Vampire vs. Witches theme was just another Religious Radicals vs. Gays argument. I know they have done that with Season 2 and Fellowship with the Sun Church but to me this seems like a more extreme, almost terrorist (like you said) group. I was thinking that the witches almost represent Westboro Church who use words to inflict pain or 9/11 terrorist who use violence to inflict pain and fear.

  • Jimmyboyt

    seriously...would you prefer if i said coitus

  • Jimmyboyt

    I think Sam should have killed Tommy, and one night of passion Luna turns into Sam, Sam turns into Luna, and they have sex...I'm just saying

  • andrego1692

    Fiona's Spanish was English accented.

  • danielbmarques

    Now why don't the vampires make silver coffins or little cages that they wouldn't have to touch all the time but would stop them from getting out? And when Eric asked Sookie to release him from the chains the first time she should have done it, and then when he walked into the sun she should just have given him her blood and they could already make a habit of it.

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