Here's what was out of sight and just not right on TV this week.
Swell
... Brittany's Ke$ha makeup on Glee
Also excellent was Principal Figgins's pronunciation of Ke$ha: "Ke-Dollar-Sign-Ha"
... Peter and Olivia getting it on on last week's Fringe
Bow-chicka-wow-wow! Oh yeah, and they saved the universe. But seriously, they like, totally did it. *giggle*
... No more Todd Packer on The Office
We know his character was supposed to be hated, but we REALLY hated him. We're glad he was sent packing to a fake job in Florida.
... 30 Rock's "TGS Hates Women" episode
Especially coming off of last week's episode, which featured Tina Fey's best Joni Mitchell impression.
... The Snatch Game episode of RuPaul's Drag Race
The best annual competition of the season—in which the ladies do their best celebrity impersonations—was only made better by celebrity guest judge and a TV.com favorite Aisha Tyler.
... Charles Barkley at the NBA All-Star Game
TNT's hoops analyst rightfully outed Darryl Dawkins's suit as repurposed curtains, dissed the Cavaliers as "Hurrible," and made an otherwise-slow jock-gala worth watching.
Hell
... How is it that Dax Shepard gets to mack on Joy Bryant and Minka Kelly at work, and then go home to Kristin Bell?
He's okay and everything, but that just seems unfair. Really, really, really unfair.
... That fortune-telling, monstrous-looking Mother Creature on Real Housewives of Miami
Just as our nightmare fuel tank was running low, Bravo subjects us to this living soft-sculpture. Bahhhhh! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
... Randy Jackson and Steven Tyler: Consolers to the Stars
J-Lo: "I'm worried I chose the wrong words to break his heart!"
Randy and Steven: "No! You chose exactly the right words to break his heart! Now sip from this chalice of goat's blood and your transformation will be complete, oh hoary master of the netherworld!"
... A Full Hour of David Arquette on Oprah
In which the cameras cut to the audience's faces a grand total of zero times. (Probably because they were asleep.) This is what happens when Michael Vick cancels?
... The mom on TLC's Outrageous Kids Parties
Don't get us wrong, this show is all kinds of awesome. But we have to feel for the Swell husband who watched his wife go more than $20,000 over budget while asking her daughter not to tell dad.
What made your list of loves and hates this week?
My! how far American Idol has fallen. But we knew that , when they announced that the witch JLow was hired to be a judge!
YES for Fringe! I love the description! Bow chicka wow-wow indeed! Whoo! lol
"Ke Dollar sign Ha"? That's hilarious!!! Tell me were there any other year old jokes on Glee this week?
COMMUNITY
Yay Fringe!
community!!!! the candidates cards were amazing!
damn.... sometimes I thank the gods this stuff doesn't make cable in other nations.
I was just talking to someone last night about the monster face. She looks like a puppet, not the muppet kind the creepy kind that talk about drugs and bullys at school assemblys. I was 95% sure there was someone in that chair opperating her. It sounds like i'm being mean, but if she looked like that god givenly i wouldn't make fun of it, but since its ovious she's had plastic surgery so it was her chocie to look like that, therefore i can tease.
I joined just so i can comment on this piece, this is to @andrew, @looooooost and @hme418 ur guyz comments totally made my day in regards to that AWFUL Beast of a woman in that pic, effing hilarious.
Packer is good, I liked him popping in every once-and-awhile.
Your American Idol dig was hilarious (but I have to admit that the two new judges are starting to grow on me...but so are anal warts...what can you do?)
Onion News!!!!!!!!!!
Levar Burton and Troy's scenes on Community were awesome.
This weeks Supernatural should be on the swell list next week or I am going to complain
hated- hugh hefners fiancee on piers morgan trying to sayin she loves him and that they have so much fun together. Everyone knows shes only marrying him for his $$
loved-better with you with the always humorous nick swisher
Community! and Justice Beaver hahahaha
glee was so awesome this week!
Thought Troy's Levar Burton freak out wasnt on last weeks list because it was too late and it would appear on this week's list. Seeing as it's the most insane freak out in TV history, it deserves a mention.
That person creeps me out. She/it is scary.
Holy s**t that woman is scary looking. She looks like a goblin. but at least there's one less extra needed for The Hobbit!! //// Swell- Jeff Winger's real world audition tape (shame on you tv.com staff for not including this!) Hell- The office becoming Michael Scott learns a dumb a lesson from the wonderful Holly Flaxative half hour...
Charles is very funny on Inside the NBA!
@andrew i fixed the link... but i have to say i agree with @looo...ooost: why on earth would you want to click on that picture!?!
The Snatch Game episode is always out loud funny. And, the Supernatural French Mistake was a hilarious present for all us fans who love the series.
Why on this good earth would you want to click on that picture!?!
YOU GOTTA PUT THE LAST EPISODE OF SUPERNATURAL ON THE well-o-vision !!!!The FRENCH MISTAKE was epic!!! EPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why is it when I click on that housewife monster it sends me to Jason Bateman?