TV.com's Swell-o-vision vs. Hell-o-vision (May 6)

Here's what we thought was out of sight and just not right on television this week.

Swell:


... This Who Wants to Be A Millionaire contestant's way with words
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee. *deep breath* Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee.



... Alicia's storm-out on The Good Wife
Finally, a definitive move by the lead! Plus, bonus points for guest-stars John Glover, Martha Plimpton, and Aaron Staton.


... The trailer for AMC's new series Hell on Wheels
There aren't any zombies or drug dealers, but there's something just as interesting: badass cowboys looking to dish out revenge.


... Kenneth's impersonation of Jack's wife Avery on 30 Rock
Pitch perfect, kid.

Hell:


... Food Network's new roster for The Great Food Truck Race
Not a single contestant from the food-truck capital of the world, Portland, Ore.! Boo!


... Glenn Beck's sketch of an Osama bin Laden death photo
Or is it a treasure map?


... James Durbin singing a 30 Seconds to Mars cover on Idol
In case you've forgotten, 30 Seconds to Mars is Jared Leto's band. So watching this performance was basically like eating a poser sandwich...or something.


... Wait, who killed who again?
This isn't a to-MAY-to/to-MAH-to situation, this is professional journalism.

Maybe she's also the proofreader at this Fox station.


What made your list of TV loves and hates this week?