Somewhere, some meathead in a black suit and sunglasses has a suitcase handcuffed to his wrist. In that case are the envelopes containing the names of the shows and actors who will win gold statues at this Sunday's 64th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards. He's willing to give his life and take the lives of others to protect the secrets attached to his person at all costs, lest the Gods of Television strike him down. But to heck with that guy! We're opening up OUR secret suitcase with OUR Emmy winners today!
We cracked the whip on the TV.com editorial staff and forced them at gunpoint held their Fringe and Community DVDs hostage until they revealed their opinions on the most deserving Emmy winners among this year's nominees. The shows and actors spotlighted below may or may not win, but in our minds, they're the ones who SHOULD.
Playing along at home? Make your own picks with our interactive Emmy ballot.
And the nominees are...
Last year's winner: Mad Men
Spotlight: Homeland
You think YOU'RE surprised I chose Homeland over Breaking Bad? Not as shocked as I am. We all knew Breaking Bad's fourth season would be awesome (and it was), but Showtime's clever examination of paranoia was more relevant, scary, and powerful than any other series on television last year. Homeland didn't just give us something to think about, it burrowed under our skin and made us dig it out with our fingernails. Combined with Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad, this is one of the best crops of Best Drama nominees we've seen in a long time. —Tim Surette
Our individual picks:
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Jen: Breaking Bad |
MaryAnn: Mad Men |
Anngie: Breaking Bad |
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Price: Breaking Bad |
Lily: Game of Thrones |
Tim: Homeland |
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Killian: Homeland |
Walter: Homeland |
And the nominees are...
Last year's winner: Modern Family
Spotlight: Curb Your Enthusiasm
This year's Best Comedy category is straight-up maddening. As a ticketholder on the Modern Family backlash train (the show is good, but Season 3 was its weakest yet), I'm sad to see it taking a spot that in my mind could've gone to Louie, Parks and Recreation, or Archer. Same goes for repeat nominees 30 Rock and The Big Bang Theory. While I watch and (usually) enjoy all three series, I think others are more deserving of recognition these days. But as my momma always said, "The Emmys aren't fair and at this point, crying over spilt nominees won't help." Girls and Veep both did some great things in their first seasons, but for me, Curb Your Enthusiasm is the clear winner here. Larry David's uncomfortable comedy is brilliant, and Season 8 was outstanding—particularly the "Palestinian Chicken" and "Larry vs. Michael J. Fox" episodes. —Jen Trolio
Our individual picks:
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Jen: Curb Your Enthusiasm |
MaryAnn: Modern Family |
Anngie: Modern Family |
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Price: Curb Your Enthusiasm |
Lily: Veep |
Tim: Veep |
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Killian: Curb Your Enthusiasm |
Walter: Curb Your Enthusiasm |
And the nominees are...
Last year's winner: Kyle Chandler, Friday Night Lights
Spotlight: Bryan Cranston as Walter White on Breaking Bad
It may not be particularly exciting or brave to pick frequent Emmy favorite Bryan Cranston in this category, but it was the one category our entire staff agreed on: Give this man another trophy. Season 4 of Breaking Bad found Walter White scrambling: He didn't like his workplace; his wife was onto his double life; he'd turned his protege into a cold-blooded murderer (and enemy); and the clock was ticking until Gus Fring replaced and/or murdered him. That's a lot for one man to deal with and Cranston made us feel every grimace, every twitch, and every cold, calculated stare that transformed Walter White more than ever into his mythological counterpart Heisenberg. It was a thrilling performance in an ongoing transformation that's truly one for the annals of great TV performances. This is the easiest decision of the year: Bryan Cranston for the win. — Price Peterson
Our individual picks:
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Jen: Bryan Cranston |
MaryAnn: Bryan Cranston |
Anngie: Bryan Cranston |
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Price: Bryan Cranston |
Lily: Bryan Cranston |
Tim: Bryan Cranston |
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Killian: Bryan Cranston |
Walter: Bryan Cranston |
And the nominees are...
Last year's winner: Julianna Margulies, The Good Wife
Spotlight: Claire Danes as Carrie Matheson on Homeland
The other five ladies on this ballot were just thrown in because they had to be. This is a lock for Danes, who may still look like Angela Chase but has grown considerably as an actress. Carrie Matheson is a complicated character who does things all the way, and it took an actress willing to completely submerge herself in the role to pull it off. Plus, those crazy eyes! —Tim
Our individual picks:
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Jen: Claire Danes |
MaryAnn: Elisabeth Moss |
Anngie: Claire Danes |
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Price: Claire Danes |
Lily: Claire Danes |
Tim: Claire Danes |
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Killian: Claire Danes |
Walter: Claire Danes |
And the nominees are...
Last year's winner: Jim Parsons, The Big Bang Theory
Spotlight: Louis C.K. as Louie on Louie
First, let's make it clear that it is RIDICULOUS that Louie isn't nominated for Best Comedy. I've chosen C.K. here more as a lifetime achievement award than for his acting skills, which consist mostly of exasperated looks. But he often adds something to his performance that the other nominees don't: a sense of aching humanity. The others may be well-oiled, bombastic, punchline-reading robots (except for you, Larry David, you're cool), but C.K. has the ability to make his character seem like a real person. —Tim
Our individual picks:
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Jen: Louis C.K. |
MaryAnn: Jim Parsons |
Anngie: Louis C.K. |
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Price: Louis C.K. |
Lily: Louis C.K. |
Tim: Louis C.K. |
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Killian: Alec Baldwin |
Walter: Louis C.K. |
And the nominees are...
Last year's winner: Melissa McCarthy, Mike & Molly
Spotlight: Julia Louis-Dreyfus as Vice President Selena Meyer on Veep
Known for years as "Elaine," Julia Louis-Dreyfus never fully escaped the shadow of her iconic Seinfield character until Veep showed us a whole new side of the actress. Although she may get her office in hot water as often as Parks and Recreation's Leslie Knope, Louis-Dreyfus's VP Selina Meyer transcends the "Liz Lemon" trope of a self-effacing lady in power in that she refuses to be self-effacing or take a fall. Meyer has a ruthlessness that gives actual stakes to her entourage's frantic fumblings and machinations. It's all thanks to Louis-Dreyfus's brilliant and consistent portrayal of an unyielding, savvy, powerful politician who still manages to believably, continually embarrass herself (just like politicians in real life!). —Lily Sparks
Our individual picks:
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Jen: Amy Poehler |
MaryAnn: Melissa McCarthy |
Anngie: Tina Fey |
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Price: Julia Louis-Dreyfus |
Lily: Julia Louis-Dreyfus |
Tim: Julia Louis-Dreyfus |
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Killian: Julia Louis-Dreyfus |
Walter: Amy Poehler |
And the nominees are...
Last year's winner: Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
Spotlight: Giancarlo Esposito as Gustavo Fring on Breaking Bad
As part of a cast loaded with Bryan Cranston, Aaron Paul, and Anna Gunn, who would have predicted that journeyman actor Esposito would earn the most accolades in Breaking Bad's fourth season? He didn't just steal scenes from three-time Emmy-winner Cranston, he dominated them. When you think back on Season 4, you think of Gus, not Walter. That's all the argument you need. —Tim
Our individual picks:
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Jen: Giancarlo Esposito |
MaryAnn: Giancarlo Esposito |
Anngie: Aaron Paul |
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Price: Giancarlo Esposito |
Lily: Giancarlo Esposito |
Tim: Giancarlo Esposito |
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Killian: Peter Dinklage |
Walter: Giancarlo Esposito |
And the nominees are...
Last year's winner: Margo Martindale, Justified
Spotlight: Christina Hendricks as Joan Harris on Mad Men
Christina Hendricks is more than a gravity-defying body. For five seasons, her portrayal of sexy, confident, working woman Joan Harris has been a staple on AMC’s Mad Men, but this past season took Joan to new places both professionally and personally, and Hendricks seamlessly navigated the character through some major changes. From dutiful wife and office manager to determined single mother and SCDP’s newest partner, Hendricks let Joan’s insecurities and confidence mix perfectly to give us a pragmatist who does what she must to maintain her independence... but doesn’t always have to like it. “Mystery Date,” “Christmas Waltz,” and “The Other Women” all showed off Hendricks’ flair for presenting Joan as a character far more complicated than “the sexpot secretary” while also highlighting some delightful chemistry with Don Draper himself, Jon Hamm. —MaryAnn Sleasman
Our individual picks:
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Jen: Christina Hendricks |
MaryAnn: Christina Hendricks |
Anngie: Anna Gunn |
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Price: Anna Gunn |
Lily: Christina Hendricks |
Tim: Anna Gunn |
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Killian: Anna Gunn |
Walter: Christina Hendricks |
And the nominees are...
Last year's winner: Ty Burrell, Modern Family
Spotlight: Max Greenfield as Schmidt on New Girl
While Fox's original marketing campaign for New Girl centered on the love-it-or-hate-it "adorkability" of star Zooey Deschanel, those who actually tuned in and watched the thing almost unanimously fell into the "love-him" category when it came to Max Greenfield's Schmidt character. Like most characters on the show, by season's end he'd been given a fleshed-out personality with as many nuances and surprises as a TV character could reasonably afford in a half-hour comedy. Greenfield's fearless performance ran the gamut from extremely dextrous line deliveries to some truly impressive physical humor, but it was his surprising romantic side (with Hannah Simone's Cece) that really sold us. You know someone deserves an Emmy when they steal a show out from under Zooey Deschanel, but Greenfield also deserves one for basically everything else he does as well. Great character; even better actor. — Price
Our individual picks:
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Jen: Max Greenfield |
MaryAnn: Bill Hader |
Anngie: Ed O'Neill
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Price: Max Greenfield |
Lily: Max Greenfield |
Tim: Jesse Tyler Ferguson |
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Killian: Bill Hader |
Walter: Max Greenfield |
And the nominees are...
Last year's winner: Julie Bowen, Modern Family
Spotlight: Mayim Bialik as Amy Farrah Fowler on The Big Bang Theory
I was torn between Mayim Bialik and Kristen Wiig on this one, but I ultimately chose Bialik because even though I'm not a diehard fan of The Big Bang Theory, she did great things on the show last season. After first appearing as Amy Farrah Fowler in the Season 3 finale, in Season 5 she really found her footing in TBBT's ensemble cast. I almost view her as a Steve Urkel type of character who could easily have popped in for a few episodes and disappeared, but audiences (and Sheldon!) liked her so much that the writers couldn't help but keep her around. And while that may sound like kind of a backhanded compliment, when you think about how much life she's brought to TBBT—now entering its sixth season—it's no small feat. Blossom, you done good. — Jen
Our individual picks:
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Jen: Mayim Bialik |
MaryAnn: Kristen Wiig |
Anngie: Kristen Wiig |
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Price: Kristen Wiig |
Lily: Kristen Wiig |
Tim: Sofia Vergara |
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Killian: Kristen Wiig |
Walter: Sofia Vergara |
Who among the nominated shows and actors do you think should take home an Emmy this weekend?
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