Here's what was out of sight and just not right on TV this week.
... Peter and Olivia getting it on on last week's Fringe
Bow-chicka-wow-wow! Oh yeah, and they saved the universe. But seriously, they like, totally did it. *giggle*
... No more Todd Packer on The Office
We know his character was supposed to be hated, but we REALLY hated him. We're glad he was sent packing to a fake job in Florida.
... 30 Rock's "TGS Hates Women" episode
Especially coming off of last week's episode, which featured Tina Fey's best Joni Mitchell impression.
... The Snatch Game episode of RuPaul's Drag Race
The best annual competition of the season—in which the ladies do their best celebrity impersonations—was only made better by celebrity guest judge and a TV.com favorite Aisha Tyler.
... Charles Barkley at the NBA All-Star Game
TNT's hoops analyst rightfully outed Darryl Dawkins's suit as repurposed curtains, dissed the Cavaliers as "Hurrible," and made an otherwise-slow jock-gala worth watching.
... How is it that Dax Shepard gets to mack on Joy Bryant and Minka Kelly at work, and then go home to Kristin Bell?
He's okay and everything, but that just seems unfair. Really, really, really unfair.
... That fortune-telling, monstrous-looking Mother Creature on Real Housewives of Miami
Just as our nightmare fuel tank was running low, Bravo subjects us to this living soft-sculpture. Bahhhhh! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
... Randy Jackson and Steven Tyler: Consolers to the Stars
J-Lo: "I'm worried I chose the wrong words to break his heart!"
Randy and Steven: "No! You chose exactly the right words to break his heart! Now sip from this chalice of goat's blood and your transformation will be complete, oh hoary master of the netherworld!"
... A Full Hour of David Arquette on Oprah
In which the cameras cut to the audience's faces a grand total of zero times. (Probably because they were asleep.) This is what happens when Michael Vick cancels?
... The mom on TLC's Outrageous Kids Parties
Don't get us wrong, this show is all kinds of awesome. But we have to feel for the Swell husband who watched his wife go more than $20,000 over budget while asking her daughter not to tell dad.
What made your list of loves and hates this week?