Here's what we thought was out of sight and just not right on TV this week.
... USA! USA! USA!
On the brink of elimination, Landon Donovan chips in from the box to kick off an extra-early session of day-drinking and World Cup soccer-watching across the United States.
... The new Futurama doesn't suck!
Our cautiously low expectations were pleasantly crushed.
... Longest. Tennis match. Ever.
American John Isner won the fifth set with the score of 70-68. But all we'll really remember is how this historic Wimbledon match made daytime television worth watching. Thanks, time zones!
... Bristol Palin on The Secret Life of the American Teenager
My name is Bristol. I am a robot.
... The Good Guys is getting reaaally repetitive already
Not that we really thought this show had a chance of sticking around.
... The omnipresence of the cast of the awful-looking GrownUps as they take over our TVs to promote that garbage
Once upon a time, these guys were actually funny. Now they're just paying their mortgages.