TV.com's Top 100 Everything of 2012, Vol. 5: Items 60-51

Don't stop now! You're almost at the halfway point! Every item after this gets to tell its friends it was in the top half of the 100 best things about television in the whole of 2012! Everything on this list will probably say something like, "Oh, I was in the top half too," and then under its breath mutter, "...of the 120 best things about all of television for the whole of 2012." Nice try, 60 through 51, but there ain't no shame in almost the Top 50. Besides, if ten items in the Top 50 die, you get promoted! So give that Cuban hit squad a call and make it happen. (Note: TV.com does not condone violence among Top 100 items.)

We'll trot out our picks 10 at a time through the end of the year, so check back regularly to see what else made the cut or to learn how to count down from 100.



60. Joss Whedon has a pretty good year


Perhaps you've heard of this guy Joss Whedon? The creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer has long been a god among some, but in 2012 the man went mainstream with the super blockbuster The Avengers (which he wrote and directed), and now he's fending Hollywood off with a stick. He also released the indie horror film The Cabin in the Woods and started development on a S.H.I.E.L.D. TV series, the latter of which is headed to ABC in 2013. We guess the sequel to Dr. Horrible's Sing-a-Long Blog will just have to wait.



59. Google makes us weep and miss our parents


Normally ads are totally UGH but this spot for Google's new Chrome browser had us mesmerized every time it aired. The commercial features a college chick, her dad, some video-chatting, and their attempts to stay in touch and keep her late mom/his late wife in their thoughts while she's away at school. Hold on a sec, we have to go Google "How do you get tear stains off your shirt?"



58. Eric Andre makes an entrance


Adult Swim's The Eric Andre Show comes from a production studio that's run by Tim & Eric, so it shouldn't be surprising that the show's opening is what it is, which is totally weird and awesome. Bonus for the contrast between the entrances of Eric Andre (yep, the guy from Don't Trust the B----) and Hannibal Buress and the fact that each week the sequence is slightly different.



57. OMG WHAT IS THAT MONKEY THING?!


One of the creepiest images of the year came from ABC's short-lived The River, which we think was about a jungle in the Amazon that was full of well-placed security cameras? The found-footage ghost story had its moments, but none made us freak out more than this screeching monkey wearing a doll's head, which revealed itself in the weirdest way possible.

Previously: The River Is Ridiculously Fun



56. Ben and Kate's Lucy Punch


Quick question: WHERE ON EARTH did Lucy Punch come from? We gather she's European (or wherever it is Britain is located these days) but did she just spring fully formed out of Zeus's head, or was she made in a laboratory, like some kind of genetic hybrid of Cheryl Tiegs and Jennifer Saunders? How does someone look like that but also wield such talent for throwaway one-liners and awkward line deliveries? You know what, it's time to stop asking questions and just appreciate the one-woman force of nature called Lucy Punch. There is legit nobody like her on TV right now, and if you're not watching Ben and Kate you're missing what has essentially become a weekly study in her future superstardom. (The rest of Ben and Kate is pretty good too!)

Previously: Poll: Who Are the Best New Characters of the Fall 2012 TV Season?



55. Workaholics fights alcohol with more alcohol


Blake, Ders, and Adam got absolutely hammered on a rooftop in "Real Time," as they're wont to do. But in this afternoon-into-evening-into-night, they spent the hours making prank calls to their boss and calling her all sorts of you'll-get-fired-for-this names. The next morning was not kind to them, but hangovers were avoided because they were still drunk, so they came up with a plan: Keep drinking, stay juuuuuust drunk enough to stave off the hangover, and get to work as fast as possible. Which obviously means a BMX bike race against some future hotties.



54. Chatswin's best neighbors


While the Altmans represent the audience's window into the world of Chatswin and the Royces represent all that is wrong with the place, it's the Shays who've become Suburgatory's best family. Ana Gasteyer and Chris Parnell are amazing as buttoned-up parents Sheila and Fred, Allie Grant plays their captive teenage daughter to perfection, and adopted Adonis Ryan (Parker Young) has come around as one the show's best surprises. Yeah, most of the show's action happens at Chez Altman but screw them, we're most excited when we head across the street to the Shays'.



53. A new era of SNL Digital shorts


In the post-Lonely Island age of Saturday Night Live, something unexpected happened to the pre-taped sketches: They stayed good! No offense to Andy Samberg and Co., but the team at SNL has more than picked up the slack when it comes to high-quality digital shorts. From Jamie Foxx's Tyler Perry parody to the Jeremy Renner Mexican-stand-off trailer, this season has not been lacking for viral potential. But two segments in particular really stood out: A truly bizarre Taran Killam character (and his sloppy strut), plus a decidedly poignant short starring Bruno Mars in a mouse costume. No, really.



52. The emergence of Jeremy Allen White as Lip Gallagher


Through two seasons of Shameless, viewers' sympathies were firmly with Fiona as the Gallagher family caretaker battling against poverty, her alcoholic father, and a whole lot of bad luck. Emmy Rossum's nuanced performance is already criminally underrated in the awards arena, but quickly rivaling it is Jeremy Allen White's performance as her brother Lip, an angry, frustrated genius who can't seem to get out of his own way. His loud confrontations with Fiona over dropping out of high school resulted in Season 2's best scenes, with Lip hitting an absolute rock bottom before a heartwarming pay-off. If he keeps it up in Season 3, Showtime might soon have to re-think its marketing to place both Rossum and White front and center.



51. Michonne and the Governor's big throwdown


The Walking Dead is best known for zombie violence, but this rumble between Season 3's two new human characters was by far the most memorable. The enemies went primal on each other as they skittered across the floor, avoided snapping zombie heads, and smashed heads into walls (and fish tanks). We'll call Michonne the winner since she put a shard of glass through the Governor's eye, but this was clearly just Round 1. Also worthy of a mention: Glenn's fight against the walker while he was taped to a chair, Maggie versus the SWAT zombies, and Rick's psychotic rampage in the bowels of the prison.


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Multiple noteworthy moments in this list. Glad Shameless was mentioned. That show is awesome. Also glad they mentioned the Walking Dead fight. I jumped to my feet during that. Lol
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maybe a network will finally recognize Joss Whedon's talent for longer than one season! Also, Google Chrome commercial=win.
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before I saw the draft ov $9970, I didn't believe ...that...my mom in-law realey receiving money in their spare time on there computar.. there mums best friend had bean doing this for only about 22 months and by now cleared the dept on there home and got a new Aston Martin DB5. we looked here, www.Ask22.cℴm
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Joss Whedon YES!
that Chrome commercial yes!
Michonne vs Governer YES (GLENS scene close second!)
Lip from Shamless YES! Great actor there! He brings a vulnerability to the role.Emmy Rossum still the best though
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Yup. Still stupid. Still rewatched that Google Chrome commercial. Still cried like a baby.
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Mokiki was pure perfection.
The Micchonne-Governor fight should've been in the top 50!
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Awesome, glad to see The Eric Andre Show finally get some recognition. And yeah, the opening bits are such a kinetic thrillride of comedy that they can't help but be jawdropping and hilarious. I'd love to see a behind-the-scenes shoot from when he shot all that stage-ruining content (pretty sure it's all from a single shoot edited into different pieces).

Bruno Mars in Times Square was a great piece, but many of the others this year have felt like great ideas stretched too thin to pad time. I'd rather watch a shorter short if it meant a punchier effect.
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Joss and Lip. Lip is becoming a standout on Shameless, and that's hard to do with such a wonderful cast.
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go joss!
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Although Glenn's fight was good. Michonne''s was better. It was the best scene of the finale.
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60... YES!!

59... Teary yes!!!

51... So much badass yesses going around in TWD!

Also, that monkey-doll thing is terrifying, so it gets an honorary yes from me!
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I get that Joss Whedon was previously a TV heavyweight, but his success with movies doesn't do much for me as a TV fan.

I actually think The River's monkey scene is the best of this bunch... well, okay, maybe second to the Michonne vs Governor fight.

The River, as stupid and sometimes horribly written as it was, was actually pretty fun to watch for me. It had a good amount of absurdity and (possibly accidental) hilarity that made up for its other flaws. That monkey scene made me laugh out loud when I first saw it, and I'm giggling a little bit thinking about it now.
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*Argh*. Now I've got that SNL Mokiki song stuck in my head again...
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Strange that this installment was the thinnest yet for quality tv shows. I guess this is the breather before we hurtle into the top 50.
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That's a shame. So you're implying Glenn's fight while strapped to the chair is not in the list, I would have had that in my top 10 tv moments of 2012. Incredibly badass.
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"Shameless" (USA) cast is great, but Jeremy Allen White definitely stands out.

Congrats to The Walking Dead's writers: I don't remember seeing so many awesome action sequences in a long time! Love that Governor- Michonne fight! Keep it up, guys!!
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this brought back the lists as a whole to great after the last 2 being mediocre. Good job with this one.
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I call bullshit on number 52, Shameless is a great show, but Lip is a fucktard. Every scene with him is a pain to watch, he comes off as an arrogant jackass that despite apparently being smart he has no common sense, he's one of those characters they tell us is smart but we never get to see it, we're just supposed to accept it. He shows it with his grades, but his behavior is the polar opposite of someone with even an ounce of intelligence. I was honestly hoping he would get killed or something all of season 2.
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The only thing in this list that was actually cool was the part about Joss Whedon (I guess.. Because really I couldn't care less).
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Joss Whedon is always great.

I've known of Lucy Punch for forever.. I remember going to see Ella Enchanted with my little sister (plus Anne Hathaway so why not?!), that's the first time I'd seen Lucy Punch, and she's been in a good bit of movies since.

I've been a fan of Shameless from the start but last season wasn't that great, and Lip's attitude got on my nerves so much

and yes that was a good Google ad
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Yessssssssssssssssss, finally some recognition for Jeremy Allen White's work (btw, I'm not sure that I've ever seen a better over-all cast than that of Shameless anyway).
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Just watched the first three seasons in five days and now im obsessed. Jeremy Allen White is Amazing. The whole cast is and the show is insane but awesome. I cant believe it took me so long to find this drama/comedy gem.
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I def think Glenns fight was way better than the Gov n Michonnes. He was amazing!!!!! So I think it should have been the hilight of that entry, but whatever the list is really coming along!!!
I mean how can it possibly get any better!!! They mentioned The Walking Dead (hoping they will have another mention a little higher in the list). Joss Whedon is a GOD!!!!!!!! and Everyone in Chatswin is insane but hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!
Keep it coming.
p.s. The weekend break killed me and now its back and its Thursday in Australia so its like its supposed to be on week days but my week is almost over.
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Just back months later to say I started watching Shameless and Jeremy Allen White is amazing promoting him and Emmy Rossum would definately benefit the show. They are both perfect and lead that show acting wise althought the other Gallaghers are great too, especially Ian.
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So many great this on this list.

Most happy about Joss Whedon though. He's been my TV God of choice for the latter years and I can't wait for anything else that comes from his brilliant mind!

Really want to see Much Ado About Nothing! Also if somebody didn't see the Firefly 10 year reunion special, I really recommend it. They even teased at what might have happened in season 2. Also, cast members shared their ideas for episodes and Nathan Fillion had an amazing episode in mind which was true to his character. Amazing stuff.

*cough* you can find the special on the 'Jack Sparrow Bay', if you catch my drift (that was another naval reference) *cough*
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Joss Whedon, Lucy Punch, and Workaholics! Some of my favorite things ever!!!
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Cant wait for shameless to begin again :-)
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wow pretty weak!!
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I'm one of those who has know for a very long time the greatness that is Joss Whedon.

That fight between Michonne and the Governor was epic, especially the glass to the eye.

I hadn't seen it before, but that Google add was pretty freaking cute.

Nothing else on this list means a thing to me.
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#60 Josh Whedon was the only topic of interest to me in this 10. Hopefully a better day tomorrow.

P.S. This article just seems to have appeared, yet says it's been here for 11 hours?
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Yeah checked earlier today and it wasnt up
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Fixed the timestamp... it was supposed to be up earlier but we had some technical difficulties to sort through!
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